Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%
  • Total voters
    2,662
formerfatcow said:
"[Fat people] have been hypersexualized" "They wanted to fuck me" "I have been celibate, purposefully, for a year and a half"

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Ha nobody is hypersexualizing you or your superfat friends except yourselves. Y'all complain about not finding love, nobody wanting to fuck you or date you, and reeeee about preferences, then turn around and say you're hypersexualized and only seen as meat. Well, which is it???? Let me guess-the former, because as much as you want to believe people want you and sexualize you, they don't unless they have that fetish. Sorry, can't have it both ways, Mess.
 
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DeusVult said:
I'm just going to leave this here. You're absolutely correct.

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There is also one thing, that bothers me - why is her skin so greasy? In one of the make up videos above she looks like she smeared lard all over her face.
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She has oily skin (probably because of her poor diet) and rubs multiple oily products on her face. She should be using a powder foundation to help with the shine but it looks like she uses an oily foundation/concealer products to maximize shine and then on top of that she uses highlighter. Delusional tiktokers call her dewey so she continues to do it. One of the downsides to creating your own personal hug box on social media, and in real life, is you have no one to tell you when you look like an absolute greasy clown, drawn on blackhead freckles and all.
 
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"I wonder what it would have been like if I wasn't abused constantly, in some way."
"Like, ha, I could keep going on. This isn't a trauma contest." says the incredibly privileged whale throwing a public pity party.

"I just walked 40 minutes on the treadmill without even noticing how much time passed."
"Usually by the 20-, 25-minute mark I'm done."
"During the pandemic I was walking 10,000 steps a day."

I don't buy the 10,000 steps thing, but I 100% believe she struggles to last 20 minutes walking on the treadmill. How pathetic. I'm sure she'll celebrate this "non-scale victory" with a pink champagne cake from the Madonna Inn.

Also it appears Tess managed to secure a legitimate gig recently.
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Edit: as pointed out below, this is an old shoot. Just reposted today.
 
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Simon said:
Ha nobody is hypersexualizing you or your superfat friends except yourselves. Y'all complain about not finding love, nobody wanting to fuck you or date you, and reeeee about preferences, then turn around and say you're hypersexualized and only seen as meat. Well, which is it???? Let me guess-the former, because as much as you want to believe people want you and sexualize you, they don't unless they have that fetish. Sorry, can't have it both ways, Mess.
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Exactly. She does it herself. if she doesn’t want to be sexualized, why the hyper sexual photo shoots and clothes? Hmm.
 
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DeusVult said:
I'm just going to leave this here. You're absolutely correct.

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There is also one thing, that bothers me - why is her skin so greasy? In one of the make up videos above she looks like she smeared lard all over her face.
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Her tits are like a pair of 80s wrap arounds lmao
 
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Oh no.
If she was clever, she won't be posting that. Here it is, my dudes: the state of her body is 40+.
Also,
"I just walked 40 minutes on the treadmill without even noticing how much time passed."
"Usually by the 20-, 25-minute mark I'm done."
"During the pandemic I was walking 10,000 steps a day."
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Hard X on that one.
 
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Crepidodera fulvicornis said:
Meh, that's the same shoe company she “designed” shoes for (as in picking the colour for an already existing model)
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The don't look any different than the shiddy Daniel Green/Blair/Haband ELDERLY/butt ugly woman shoes as seen in: Harriet Carter, Walter Drake, and Lillian Vernon.
 
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