Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

This is what happens when events have such low standards that guys like Tom can show up and be disgusting freely. Nobody attends.

Get woke go broke, get child fucker and...you're out of lucker?

I hope he’s selective about animal rape, but I still wouldn’t be surprised if he told us he gave the poor cat “noogies.”

I suppose the good to come from that is that a cat would scratch the fuck out of his junk if he tried raping it. Fuck his dick up bad enough and maybe Tom will stop raping kids and dogs.
But don't you know? Tom has a 7" pussy plow. The poor cat would never survive.
 
Tom has a 7" pussy plow.
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SFW-ish. No dick pic.
 
Well Chief is def going to not help him out so he will only have a broken down jeep carrying tons of useless gravel with him. He also decided to buy a chair before leaving so that can add to his problems


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Tom can't even start his road trip without something going wrong
Okay, where on earth is that clip of him playing a recorder to a dog from? That's both the most horrific thing and the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.
 
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That comes off as someone who's rarely been with a woman. Like some 14 year old virgin who's only experience with seeing a naked woman is from vintage porn.
It’s pretty inconsistent with the guy who claims he was traumatised by his genitals, that everyone saw as a woman and who isn’t horny all the time like other men.

Ultimately, the picture this paints is of a man who bases his ideas of masculinity on stereotypes. He makes up stories to compensate, but also tries to side-step what he feels are obligations of manhood by pretending to be a woman. Probably ties in with his strong homosexual tendencies. Like, “How do you do, fellow heterosexual men? Boy, I sure could go for fucking a woman in the cunt right now!”

Overall, I very much doubt that he’s ever had consensual sex with a woman that wasn’t paid for.
 
How does a man with no money pay for sex?
He throws his heaviest fancy gravel at the hooker and tries to knock them out so he can rape them. Sure, he loses the occasional stone but that’s a fair trade for a solid nut, at least in the eyes of a dogfucking pedofaggot.

Kill yourself Thomas, you impotent spade. Porch monkey trash like you belongs up on a cross.
 
I doubt he’s done it recently, but he did at one point have a low-level lab job IIRC. Probably made enough to at least get a crack whore.
He's paid for sex before, as I'm sure many people know. In particular, trans-hookers who insulted old @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg to his face but since he was an idiot he didn't realize it.
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Shout out to Brenda, for hoping her competition dies of AIDS. Hard as nails, I reckon. Real tough bitch unlike @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg who has to hire security guards, And for the record, yes. You read that right. Tom straight up admitted they charged overpriced rates for a simple blowie, told him, and he thought it was an in joke he was a part of. Johns are fucking idiots.
 
He's paid for sex before, as I'm sure many people know. In particular, trans-hookers who insulted old @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg to his face but since he was an idiot he didn't realize it.

Shout out to Brenda, for hoping her competition dies of AIDS. Hard as nails, I reckon. Real tough bitch unlike @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg who has to hire security guards, And for the record, yes. You read that right. Tom straight up admitted they charged overpriced rates for a simple blowie, told him, and he thought it was an in joke he was a part of. Johns are fucking idiots.
I forgot about that ignominious episode. I don’t think there’s a lower limit to the squalor and grotesquerie of Tom’s life. He’s the social equivalent of an extremophilic bacterium.
 
He's paid for sex before, as I'm sure many people know. In particular, trans-hookers who insulted old @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg to his face but since he was an idiot he didn't realize it.

Shout out to Brenda, for hoping her competition dies of AIDS. Hard as nails, I reckon. Real tough bitch unlike @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg who has to hire security guards, And for the record, yes. You read that right. Tom straight up admitted they charged overpriced rates for a simple blowie, told him, and he thought it was an in joke he was a part of. Johns are fucking idiots.
Biggest problem with this story is that New Town (Northalsted or Boystown depending on when you were there) area isn't known for prostitution around the time he'd be talking about. Western parts of the city is. Things changed around 1975 in the area. Most people back then apparently blamed the influx of gay bars in the area in the 1960's. 1975 it was harder to open up gay bars. 1980 the neighbourhood was a decent place after they started their whole gentrification of the area.
 
I forgot about that ignominious episode. I don’t think there’s a lower limit to the squalor and grotesquerie of Tom’s life. He’s the social equivalent of an extremophilic bacterium.
Pretty much. Whereas some life forms live in the heat of thermal vents or the extreme pressures and salinity of the deep sea, Tom lives in what can only be describes as the lowest human denominator. I'd compare him to a catfish, or other Aquarian animals that scrounge for survival... but Tom doesn't work. Most life forms in such position, scavenge to their very bone. They will work themselves, and scavenge every available resource.
I know that @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg reads that sentence and thinks it's what they do, but it isn't. He's not a scavenger. He's a parasite. Much like Virii cannot survive without a host, A Tommy cannot survive without a societal equivalent.
 
Biggest problem with this story is that New Town (Northalsted or Boystown depending on when you were there) area isn't known for prostitution around the time he'd be talking about. Western parts of the city is. Things changed around 1975 in the area. Most people back then apparently blamed the influx of gay bars in the area in the 1960's. 1975 it was harder to open up gay bars. 1980 the neighbourhood was a decent place after they started their whole gentrification of the area.
See, I'm very unfamiliar with the US and particular areas in regard to their treatment and community of the LGBT. Especially pre-80s. So thank you for that information.
 
Overall, I very much doubt that he’s ever had consensual sex with a woman that wasn’t paid for.
But he has sucked a dick supposedly for money and then gotten burned by the hobo who blew a load in his face. I bet he gave such a horrible, toothy, unpleasant blowie that he should have had to pay the guy reparations.
I thought "the desert gets cold at night" was common knowledge? Dude's lived in it his entire life and can't even pack for camping.

Also, if I had 100k and I was cold at night I would go buy a jacket.
It's amazing this man hasn't died of pure stupidity yet.
 
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Okay, where on earth is that clip of him playing a recorder to a dog from? That's both the most horrific thing and the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.
He uploaded it to the Russian YouTube. He posted about it on his facebook a little while back and I just snagged the video. Now it will forever be remembered as a meme.

The dog was howling the entire time Tom played an instrument that sounded like a small dying animal
 
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