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Humbert Humbert said:
Daddy Humbert is alive and breathing (barely), but I almost stopped when I saw that this retard actually made it to London. I cannot imagine those poor people he had to share the plane with.
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Fell bad for anyone who had to sit behind Kevin. The air on a plane circulates to vent by flowing from the front through the aisles and then out near the tail. In other words anyone unfortunate enough to be sitting behind Kevin got a nose full of his stink. The equivalent of being downwind from a pack of wet buffalo in summer.
 
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AGPinochet said:
There has been some discussion as to whether Kevin's trip to England will go like The Rage Pig's trip to Portugal. Gunt spent his time there eating Burger King, Kevin is now just eating pizza. It remains to be seen if Kevin is going to get his ass kicked.
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"-OI LASS DO YOOU 'APPEN TO 'AVE A PROBLEM WIFF FISH'N'CHIPS? IS IT NOT GOOD ENOFF FOR YOOU?
-Croikey George 'e's a man!
-Oi can bloody see that but Oi'm not doing a troonsphobia!"

I unironically want Kevryn to run into Phallosophy Chube and manage to creep out even the Hontra Skinwalker himself.
 
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Two words everyone:

Sweaty Amhole
 
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MissAnthropist said:
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Two words everyone:

Sweaty Amhole
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It's not even humid here today by UK standards (61% in Islington right now), let alone by US standards (I have been to Florida in the summer). What you're experiencing, Kev, is the mouldy chokedamp of your rot pocket permeating the world around you.

Of course he'd end up in Islington. It's where all the white lefties live, and they keep the rents high to keep those niggers brave, noble PoCs away. The economy consists of Apple products and overcomplicated yet unpleasant coffee. Jeremy Corbyn is from Islington. It's basically Little Portland. It's also ruinously expensive, expect to pay nearly $10 for a pint of shit beer, more if it's a "craft" brew made by and for soy-drenched hipster shitheads. I'm surprised he found a Dominos, most pizza joints around there only offer kale and falafel flatbread "pizza" with "vegan cheese" made from salted vegetable oil starting at $35 for something the size of a CD.
 
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AfghanBlue said:
realllllly fighting the urge not to wonder too hard about what the blueberry teeshirts mean..
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I haven't read any kiwifarms threads since Elden Ring so I'm both reading the backlog and starting with the newest, and having seen the pictures:

I believe it's an inflation fetish thing, Violet from Willy Wonka turned into a large "blueberry" (actually a snozzberry but you gotta obscure this shit if you want to wear a shirt in public, I guess.)

Having googled it, one of the first non-bot results is from a twitter post from a different furry inflation fetishist. Remember, Kevin also likes to pretend he's an inflatable latex animal.
 
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Box Tie said:
Assuming they really intend to sit in that dank room for weeks on end I'm looking forward to the the cabin fever arc.

I'm expecting somewhere around 900 to 1400 dollars in surprise medical bills being due soon.
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He can fuck off. The NHS will stitch up the Amhole at no cost to him.

To keep expenses for the underfunded nhs and by extension the taxpayer down, I recommend that they just use an old sewing needle, fishing line and give him some glue to huff instead of anesthetic.
 
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FinnSven said:
He can fuck off. The NHS will stitch up the Amhole at no cost to him.

To keep expenses for the underfunded nhs and by extension the taxpayer down, I recommend that they just use an old sewing needle, fishing line and give him some glue to huff instead of anesthetic.
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When have his surprise medical bill grifts ever been for actual medical bills?

I was hypothesizing he might be looking to return to the ranch on short notice and those tickets aren't cheap.
 
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Box Tie said:
When have his surprise medical bill grifts ever been for actual medical bills?

I was hypothesizing he might be looking to return to the ranch on short notice and those tickets aren't cheap.
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Yes I got that.
I was pointing out that any medical needs while he is there could be done on the Nash, so people shouldn’t give him money.

Well, of course they should not anyway, but in this case his favorite grift should not work.

Should he be driven to it, I wonder how successful he would be at prostitution?
 
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