Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

First, Lou discusses his dad, whom he hopes is being sodomized in Hell:

If Lou had listened to doctors he wouldn't have a hole in his foot. So here's to ya, Lou--may ya have the devil poking yer foot hole with hot rods all day in celebration.

Wasn't Gags Sr. type 1 diabetic himself? If so, Lughaid Domhall O'Gághliárdhe just posted a big L and being the fucking retard he is he doesn't even realize it.

 

[MetalParakeet]

It's telling that he says he refuses to stay in an abusive home (implying it's his step dad who's abusive), yet he's made no attempt to move from his supposedly evil mother who starves him, throws things at him and screams at him.

I bet what he's really saying is that if denise goes to jail, the step dad won't be down for giving him money and cooking him tendies. His step dad is going to make him get off his ass, and louis just isn't down with not being catered to

 

[JaneThough]

Lou is just so bad at begging. He doesn't even explain why a small laptop would help him if his mother goes to jail. Why not say you're raising for her defense fund? Or for your beloved nephew that will be dealing with essentially his mother being taken away?

But holy shit are we really this close to having a Lou/Staph roommate saga?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Should be noted that Ais is another Irish Girl's name meaning "Dreams" or "Hope"

It's just another spelling of 'ass' as far he he's concerned.
Also, what happened to the laptop you repossessed from the future convict fattz?

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Should be noted that Ais is another Irish Girl's name meaning "Dreams" or "Hope"

It should also be noted that while Louie thinks he's being clever and leaning into his tiny bit of Irish heritage by changing his Twitter name to "Ais", thinking that it's a Gaelicized form of Ace...the name would actually be pronounced "Ash".

EDIT TO NOT BE A DOUBLEPOSTING FAG

MetalParakeet:

I knew her absence online indicated something good.

It's clearly her neighbors that she keeps bitching and posting on fb about. I'd love if it had something to do with that other neighbor who's stuff she was trying to sell too

No, it doesn't appear to be the neighbors. The docket info says she was arrested by Latrobe City Police. Latrobe City is the next city over from Greensburg.

 

[Aunt Carol]

It looks like she's being charged with two counts of harassment.

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She's got about thirty-five other court cases listed on https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/CaseSearch, too, ranging from drunkenness to fighting and "obscene languages or gestures".

Virgin Lou: picks senseless arguments with strangers on twitter; deletes everything when engaged.
Chad Denise: puts her money where her mouth is; isn't afraid of the police.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He was "abused mentally," yinz guys. Coach Zas (why do we call him Coach, anyway?) probably told him to quit whining and make something of himself.

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1527720745920503810 | https://archive.ph/GuGyR

Anyway, Lou, what's stopping you from "remaking your life" now? You've made it abundantly clear for years that there's nothing in your current life that's worth hanging onto. Why not give it a shot?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He was probably told to stop eating all the food.

 

[Solid Snek]

btw, not kidding when I say Denise has frequent run-ins with the law. Have a sample:



Also, have a mugshot:

Spoiler: edit; I think was mentioned earlier, already archived

Ooo, plus, children abandoned in a hoarder house story:
https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stori...ndoning-3-children-to-avoid-arrest/913187677/
Denise isn't the perp, but it's one of their neighbours, and Denise has some choice quotes.

""I wish I would’ve known. I could’ve provided something," said neighbor Denise Gagliardi. "I could’ve brought them here, done anything. It makes me sad, really to know that’s going on in my own backyard."
...
"They didn’t look like they showered a lot," Gagliardi said. "But that was just my personal opinion, but they were good kids. The oldest one I don’t think ever went to school. I never seen him with a book bag."

https://archive.ph/6ZOGn

 

[Kled]

btw, not kidding when I say Denise has frequent run-ins with the law. Have a sample:
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Also, have a mugshot:
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Spoiler: edit; I think was mentioned earlier, already archived

Ooo, plus, children abandoned in a hoarder house story:
https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stori...ndoning-3-children-to-avoid-arrest/913187677/
Denise isn't the perp, but it's one of their neighbours, and Denise has some choice quotes.

https://archive.ph/6ZOGn

How is she not in jail yet holy shit.

 

[Solid Snek]

How is she not in jail yet holy shit.

Can't archive the page directly, but you can browse the records via the link on the previous page (https://ujsportal.pacourts.us/CaseSearch, choose "Participant Name" and use her name to search). Most of the shit she's been hauled in for are minor offenses like disorderly conduct, DUI, driving with a suspended license, public drunkenness, harassment, fighting, trespassing, being too damn loud, simple assault etc. Third-degree misdemeanors or summary offenses (usually summary).



Lou claims that she's been put away in prison before, causing him to be traumatized; I don't know offhand which incident he's referring to (possibly the stuff when he was a young teen?). Glancing through the cases, I think I've found one where she got probation for a year:

as well as one where she appears to have gone to prison for three months (although this happened in 2003, when Lou was about 20 years old):

but legal Kiwis should definitely take a look and see what they can make of it.

Coach Zas (why do we call him Coach, anyway?) probably told him to quit whining and make something of himself.

?

No idea; my best guess...?

 

[General Disarray]

Lou is just so bad at begging. He doesn't even explain why a small laptop would help him if his mother goes to jail. Why not say you're raising for her defense fund? Or for your beloved nephew that will be dealing with essentially his mother being taken away?

But holy shit are we really this close to having a Lou/Staph roommate saga?

As entertaining as that would be, I would much prefer he and Rabs getting together. They're both fake trans, both shapeshift their ethnicities, they are both morbidly obese and stanky, they both lie, beg and suicide bait but mysteriously get their needs (rent, shinies) taken care of monthly, and I would not have sex with either of them.

 

[Iron Hamster]

btw, not kidding when I say Denise has frequent run-ins with the law. Have a sample:
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Also, have a mugshot:
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Spoiler: edit; I think was mentioned earlier, already archived

Ooo, plus, children abandoned in a hoarder house story:
https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stori...ndoning-3-children-to-avoid-arrest/913187677/
Denise isn't the perp, but it's one of their neighbours, and Denise has some choice quotes.

https://archive.ph/6ZOGn

I would never have guessed her as young as 61. Holy fuck I look like a sex god being a couple months older as proven by my onlyfans.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Any excuse for another laptop, eh Lou? What's preventing you from using one of the 6 or so lying around your room to "bug out" with?

It's a bullshit excuse for a new shiny - also the idea that Lou would up and find somewhere else to live if mama gags goes to prison is laughable.

Lou will just sit in his cave and bitch on Twitter about the "horrendous" mental abuse he will suffer. Such terrible things as "Do the dishes", "Pay your share of the electricity bill" and "contribute to the household"

 

[The Dude]

LOL as if Louie would live anywhere else and run the risk of being asked to contribute to paying the rent or food bills. Because no one is going to offer Louie free room and board and allow him to eat all their food. And you can tell he's not actually concerned about Mama Gags going to jail since he's grifting for shinies instead of actually important things. It's just more bullshit to get people to pay for his electronics fix.

 

[Spoonomancer]

A rare instance of Lou actually (sort of?) DFEing from FA:

(Not like this was useful as Lou just constantly reposted the same shitty Gneech pieces with color edits. Still no word on if Gneech was okay with Lou constantly recoloring the three pieces he did for Lou.)

(https://archive.ph/3xzaZ Archive, I hadn't realized I never had archived his FA page yet. That should be fixed now?)
The gallery was entirely removed as well. Outside of the Lou-Missions I posted and Lou's shitty Gneech recolors that I'm sure we've seen earlier in the thread, there's not much we were missing from his gallery. Interestingly, his FA favorites are locked to SFW-Visible-Only mode, even though he's willing on uploading straight up porn if he isn't uploading the same shitty Gneech pieces again and again.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou's Tell frens send him a question about manning the fuck up; Lou seethes, and seeks solace in the arms of Wester (who is now a tortoise for some reason).

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1528006801245061120

https://archive.ph/kprgn

Spoiler: Confession time,

but I almost signed up for Tell myself, just to ask him the same thing. (glad I didn't, as I would have been a lot meaner)

I'm sure we're all thinking it - Farmers and Lou friends alike. Here's this forty year old man, whose caretaker-mum may be going to prison, and he's not thinking "hey I should get a job to help my family". He's thinking "hey I should beg for a laptop and then go live on some dude's couch".

I really hope his tranny friends keep on his butt about this, because he loves to use his mommy as grift-fuel, and you know if you let him, he will absolutely turn Denise's courtdate into Cat Saga II.

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Spoiler: No Lous read this plz

shhh, super secret part of the thread! I'm keeping a mental counter to see how long it takes Lou to remember he has a nephew who will need taking care of. Bonus points if, upon realizing his nephew exists, Lou fails to mention getting a job in the inevitable begpost.

Unspecified depression and wrestling angst:



Sophisticated religious debate courtesy of Come Out Ye Black and Trans:

"I'm not an ideology!" screams the pissed-off ideologue.



Randoms; fursuits, broken teeth, pie shovels, and cryptic nonsense:

 

[Spoonomancer]

didn't Lou just say that he no longer liked "Tigress" characters?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

[...](who is now a tortoise for some reason).

I'm fairly certain that's just a dumb play on the Aesop fable The Tortoise and the Hare.

didn't Lou just say that he no longer liked "Tigress" characters?

He did. He lied yet again.

 

[Vampirella]

didn't Lou just say that he no longer liked "Tigress" characters?

Will we see the comeback of the trans flag tiger, or the black and gold tiger. I love that Lou is so predictable.