My tendies are cold and mother refuses to warm them up

[Postal_Rat]

What do?

 

[Shidoen]

Use grandpa Adolf’s oven

 

[Lady Adjani]

Serves you right for spending all your good boy points

 

[MrTroll]

Forget the tendies and warm your mom up instead.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I totally want your mom right now

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The tendies meme is so gay. How many people here actually eat chicken tenders/fingers at home?

I'm guessing most shut ins eat shit like frozen burritos, or pizza rolls, or ramen. I contend that virtually nobody actually eats chicken tenders. It's a stupid gay meme, and people need to stop with these jokes and games on my serious internet.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Omg that is like so toxic, don't let her gaslight you like that. And if she actually does warm them up you tell her to stop lovebombing you. You shouldn't feel trapped like this in a relationship, that's totally abusive.

 

[Shidoen]

The tendies meme is so gay. How many people here actually eat chicken tenders/fingers at home?

I'm guessing most shut ins eat shit like frozen burritos, or pizza rolls, or ramen. I contend that virtually nobody actually eats chicken tenders. It's a stupid gay meme, and people need to stop with these jokes and games on my serious internet.

I eat chicken tendies for the protein.

 

[draggs]

The tendies meme is so gay. How many people here actually eat chicken tenders/fingers at home?

I'm guessing most shut ins eat shit like frozen burritos, or pizza rolls, or ramen. I contend that virtually nobody actually eats chicken tenders. It's a stupid gay meme, and people need to stop with these jokes and games on my serious internet.

The tendies
United
Will never be defeated

Stop tendie hate

There is no place for bigotry in my mom's shopping cart

 

[Lady Adjani]

The tendies meme is so gay. How many people here actually eat chicken tenders/fingers at home?

I'm guessing most shut ins eat shit like frozen burritos, or pizza rolls, or ramen. I contend that virtually nobody actually eats chicken tenders. It's a stupid gay meme, and people need to stop with these jokes and games on my serious internet.

I used to, ~1 pound of tendies in the oven for a little over 30 minutes, then I'd use my masterchef-level skills and covered the entire plate with uncle ben's sweet and sour sauce (heated, obviously) and I'd eat it like that.

 

[Retink]

Threaten to not drive her to her dialysis appointment in the future if she doesn't comply.

 

[Muu]

Need to be a sigma male and reeee loudly, works every time for me.

 

[Santa Fe Swag]

 

[sperginity]

you need an attorney to help you draft a lawsuit & get injunctive relief. i will pray for you

 

[King Fructose]

Sounds like she needs to feel the weight of your healthy frame on her chest while she sleeps

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Eat buffalo tendies. Those are good at any temperature.

 

[chucks suck and fuck]

kill her and heat them up inside her organs like in that one star wars movie

 

[Space_Dandy]