DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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"I'm not mad! It was totally a joke, you guys! Let me tell you how much I'm not mad at them for the next few minutes."

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

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Next Livestreamfails clip right here Reddit will LOVE this one

Uhhh it's the stooopid Reddytors d00d, give me free viewwws uh huh SnORt,

 

[garrybkk]

Is it just me or his begging getting more and more aggressive? Something happening behind the scenes stressing him out or just his gacha addiction getting worst?

Kat is unemployed. Check the bankruptcy how much she made.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

that livestreamfail bit is hilarious...DSP is trying to say there is no context etc. but the livestreamfail thread links directly to his own video hahaha

phil cant say how its detractors. its his own content.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Someone really needs to explain to Phil what "out of context" means, since it's quite clear he's too retarded to understand that they linked to his entire prestream, and not segments.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

that livestreamfail bit is hilarious...DSP is trying to say there is no context etc. but the livestreamfail thread links directly to his own video hahaha

phil cant say how its detractors. its his own content.

Someone really needs to explain to Phil what "out of context" means, since it's quite clear he's too retarded to understand that they linked to his entire prestream, and not segments.

What you mentally ill morons don't understand is that you have to watch every single one of his tens of thousands of videos that he dumped onto Youtube like it's a toxic waste landfill to be able to understand the context behind him being a begging piece of shit in that one exact clip. Sound good?

 

[Sup3r]

that livestreamfail bit is hilarious...DSP is trying to say there is no context etc. but the livestreamfail thread links directly to his own video hahaha

phil cant say how its detractors. its his own content.

He doesn't get that if something is genuinely out of context, he should be giving us that missing context. He loves doing everything he can to not help his own case.

 

[Pargon]

Someone really needs to explain to Phil what "out of context" means, since it's quite clear he's too retarded to understand that they linked to his entire prestream, and not segments.

He knows. It’s just a method he uses to weasel out of things, and it works because it’s the dents who don’t understand the term, or they simply don’t care.

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

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It's so obvious he read it on here. Hi Phil! You better keep the nail biting going cause this is just the beggining.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

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Actually, I shared that exact clip in the subreddit about 10 hours ago, trying to keep the momentum going. The post got downvoted and deleted.

I don't think they like that we're obsessed with him haha.

 

[George Beorge]

I was curious what he thought would happen. I was unsure why Phil wanted people to gift all of those memberships when he only gets like 60% of it while paypal tips he gets 100%.

He says he called it and it happened and he got all of the gifted memberships but now needs those tips. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

I remember Clark Dent gifting like 200 or 300 members once in a video. Then when DSP left to youtube from twitch Phil acted like he legit had 1k fans and not all of them followed him to youtube.

This all together goes to show he knows he has like 80-300 legit viewers and about 5-10 legit whales since he is begging them to do gifted memberships but then also goes to show the process how he begins the believe the lie as it slowly turns from the lie of "these are hundreds of gifted memberships" to "every membership is a legit fan".

Next he will be on the "we have 600 members and if everyone just gave a dollar" sales pitch as he will forget they are all gifted.

He was assuming people would still tip the normal amounts AND gift memberships.
His hubris knows no bounds.
He could be at pewdiepies level and complain that he's not hitting the $5,000 daily tier 1 tips goal.

 

[Fill Bern El]

Actually, I shared that exact clip in the subreddit about 10 hours ago. The post got downvoted and deleted.

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I don't think they like that we're obsessed with him haha.

"Why do you watch him if you don't like him?"

Mfs don't understand the plot armor DSP has, it's insane

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Someone really needs to explain to Phil what "out of context" means, since it's quite clear he's too retarded to understand that they linked to his entire prestream, and not segments.

He should give context to what his "bills" are.

Saying you need an undisclosed sum of money to an undisclosed expenditure isn't giving context to his begging. "I need money just because" there is no context here.

Even when crying for a new showerhead or whatever he can't give a proper figure because he is scared that if he asks for 200, he could have gotten maybe 300, or 400.

Edit: The irony of someone on LSF telling someone to stop watching a streamer. Isn't that entire page full of incels being mad at titty streamers?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

DSP admitting to watching the Rambo and Howard video already oh my lord
That is not how "react content" works retard

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

ENGAGEMENT!!! ENGAGEMENT!!! ENGAGEMENT!!!
It's okay that I look like a complete utter fool because I got 12k views on a video and i'll get 5 bucks from it.

Always good when he exposes himself(!) to people outside the vortex.

Not a very hard thing to do. Phil has been his own biggest detractor for his entire life.

Just look how he tried to separate his online asshole shit from real life. He got real consequences and for his entire adult hood he has molded his life so that he never has to face the consequences of his internet behavior in real life ever again.

Even if it means throwing his finances out the window (internet gatcha games), best friends (lied to his internet fan base that he was the reason Rambo was funny in his video’s), girlfriend/fiancé (told internet her personal medical problems without asking) FGC (talking alot of shit about everyone on the internet), Parents (said they were dying just to fly out to marry Kay secretly in his parents house and even ask them for money), talked shit about every developer, publisher, sponsor, or streaming peer that he didnt like because jealousy or narcissism, and any fan that was too smart to put up with his bullshit and lies. Everything. For him to thrive in the autistic part of the internet because he can’t accept his massive real life insecurities.

Same guy that calls you no and me no life children.

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Hahahaha so he hates clips because they make him look bad… even though it’s just him and his face saying some bullshit. I don’t understand the sheep part but I suspect it’s just another term he throws to play victim. How are people sheep for calling a guy a scumbag for being obviously greedy I’ll never know.

Phil’s defensive “context” argument is purely on he has to wait to long to get his money from YouTube and demands his fans to pay for it. That’s not blind hate. 30,000 people most of them don’t know him or forgot he existed aren’t sheep. He literally asked for more money after getting $400 in memberships because he’s perpetually broke.

“Why are you always broke Phil you make thousands of dollars in tips that all goes to bills and a YouTube check that goes to bills, maybe you’re living above your means?”

Phil: “my personal finances aren’t your business, idiot!” *banned* -ask for bill money everyday but don’t ever ask him shit about his bills.

That’s a scam artist, Phil. You’re just on lucky son of a bitch that realized the real world would never tolerate you, but God has a sense of humor.

 

[Corpun]

Got you covered buddy

What is he looking at off camera? Gin?

"Why do you watch him if you don't like him?"

Mfs don't understand the plot armor DSP has, it's insane

They don't understand Sunk Cow Fallacy. The more time you spend watching a cows shenanigans the harder it is to ignore them.

 

[FamicomGorby]

DSP admitting to watching the Rambo and Howard video already oh my lord
That is not how "react content" works retard

"That's not how reacts works" - Some rando in Dave's chat

"YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT DOOD, ACK ACK ACK. SO STOOPID" - Dave's only response

 

[Ching_Chong]

"Why do you watch him if you don't like him?"

Mfs don't understand the plot armor DSP has, it's insane

Half those retards in LSF watch people they don't like and obsessively post about the same 5 streamers all day.

Which probably says something about me, but redditors are gayer so fuck em.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP admitting to watching the Rambo and Howard video already oh my lord
That is not how "react content" works retard

There went the tiny possibility of that react being interesting or humorous.

 

[Mentally Ill Detractor]

There went the tiny possibility of that react being interesting or humorous.

Nah, listening to him try to pigsplain his way around them calling him a greedy fuck will be very entertaining. He's already writing the script and filling it with his retarded excuses that he thinks will make him look best. Like the incident with Jaha where he cried begging him to not kick his ass because it was alcoholism dood. It just makes him look more pathetic, which you wouldn't think possible knowing everything you already know about Dave but he just finds more and more shit to pull out of his ass.