DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm a younger dude so most of these old Zelda games were before my time, but I have to think that the biggest appeal to a modern viewing audience would be the nostalgia, right? Like I would only play Pokemon Emerald on my Gameboy to reminisce. Don't get me wrong, there are retro games that are fun to watch, but Zelda doesn't really look like one of them tbh. Like how much of his audience does he expect to be interested in these 80s/90s titles? They're all in their 20s and 30s.
Nostalgia is a weird thing, and I doubt any of Phil's audience is having legitimate nostalgia; because I played LTTP at age 9 or 10 and it's making me want to fucking strangle him, and I know he's using guides and shit because he's only at the Eastern Palance (first dungeon) and has damn near 800 rupees and five hearts. Normal Phil isn't that resourceful to explore and shit, he's getting help, and probably has notes written down he can look at. The other problem with watching Phil is that he doesn't have the personality to carry games; so if something isn't interesting to you, Phil is definitely the wrong person to watch. Anyone genuinely interested in Phil playing these is under the pignosis.
 
I'm a younger dude so most of these old Zelda games were before my time, but I have to think that the biggest appeal to a modern viewing audience would be the nostalgia, right? Like I would only play Pokemon Emerald on my Gameboy to reminisce. Don't get me wrong, there are retro games that are fun to watch, but Zelda doesn't really look like one of them tbh. Like how much of his audience does he expect to be interested in these 80s/90s titles? They're all in their 20s and 30s.
Im in the age range of his audience and I don't even love Zelda games like that... but even the most hardcore-ist of fans aren't dealing with this shit. I just wish the music was louder than his shitty commentary.

The reason Phil plays these games like Pokemon or Final Fantasy because it brings out the older autist that have disability checks to blow. Also they dont mind seeing childish, uncreative shit like this.



Also i like how he celebrates 200 likes even though on his screen he can see dislikes arent that far away.

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Nostalgia is a weird thing, and I doubt any of Phil's audience is having legitimate nostalgia; because I played LTTP at age 9 or 10 and it's making me want to fucking strangle him, and I know he's using guides and shit because he's only at the Eastern Palance (first dungeon) and has damn near 800 rupees and five hearts. Normal Phil isn't that resourceful to explore and shit, he's getting help, and probably has notes written down he can look at. The other problem with watching Phil is that he doesn't have the personality to carry games; so if something isn't interesting to you, Phil is definitely the wrong person to watch. Anyone genuinely interested in Phil playing these is under the pignosis.
this is cancer, the last thing we needed was another "Summer of Retro" yet here we are with a Link to the Past and the faggot wants to also do Earthbound and Mario Bros 2 USA, the fake-ass "informative" style of commentary he does for this shit is the most basic crap anyone could tell you.
Nothing Phil has said or done that indicated that this game is close to his heart at all. This nigga has said FUCK NINTENDO many times and he wants to bust this game out on a whim and become a huge imposter about it. He's just doing some weird nerd flex about it knowing random irrelevant shit.

He has replayed Souls games, and the obvious Street Fighter many more times than this and he's cruisin on by like he can remember it on the back of his hand. Yet you see him play Das1 again and he forgot where everything is.

I'm thinkin it's a case of watching another playthrough and copy-pasting hence the odd commentary like he's part of the DIDYOUKNOWGAMING I THINK? Edition. I mean whatever, but if he keeps it humble, and doesn't purposely play slow as molasses, I do not see the harm. He's already a time vampire and maybe he will respect the viewers and not treat it like Skyrim.
 
So let me say before DSP tells you. If some random whale doesn't show and overtime brings no extra tips. This is a complete disaster.

Premier of a globally loved game with good viewership is doing these numbers.

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"I wish I could play new games but there aren't any"

Phil, other streamers are dealing with the same drought:

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If you need new game all the time for viewership, then maybe its you who can't hold up your end to entertain.
 
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"Do you want to play this game?"

NO

"Do you want to play THIS game?"

NO

"Well how about this one? I always found it timeless."

FOR THE LAST TIME NOOOOO!

Also Phil:

"Guys support is low and I think it's because we're running out of games to play. I honestly just don't know what to do because there's no new games coming out."
 
this is cancer, the last thing we needed was another "Summer of Retro" yet here we are with a Link to the Past and the faggot wants to also do Earthbound and Mario Bros 2 USA, the fake-ass "informative" style of commentary he does for this shit is the most basic crap anyone could tell you.
I mean, his “trivia” is so basic and garbage that he even dropped the “Yeah, people think that you actually PLAY as Zelda, but you don’t! You actually play as Link!” bit of trivia that even denthead retards in his chat already know.
 
I mean, his “trivia” is so basic and garbage that he even dropped the “Yeah, people think that you actually PLAY as Zelda, but you don’t! You actually play as Link!” bit of trivia that even denthead retards in his chat already know.

I wonder how many times Derich had to spam "DSPGaming can you play as Zelda?" "DSPGaming did you know you can't actually play as Zelda?" "DSPGaming did you know some people think you can play as Zelda?" "DSPGaming people think you can play as Zelda but did you know you can't?" before DSP passed it off as his own hot revelation
 
Stops the whole stream to check if a tip came in from some random person and got his $100 hat goal to wear for 5 mins.


Thanks random guy that's totally not reading the forums to "piss trolls off" because he's so lame in real life he can't get attention anywhere else even with disposable income.

@capefear56 41 dollars for a 5 minute beanie wear... Im livid. Im so fucking pissed right now. I wish that 41 dollars was in my pocket....

Oh wait... it is. And plenty more too.... Good thing i was smart enough not to blow money in attempt to make random people on the internet mad and jealous. I think i'll use this money when I go outside with other people who like me because I'm not dying of thirst for attention. Paying $5 a minute to watch Phil play a video game was totally worth it.
 
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Im in the age range of his audience and I don't even love Zelda games like that... but even the most hardcore-ist of fans aren't dealing with this shit. I just wish the music was louder than his shitty commentary.

The reason Phil plays these games like Pokemon or Final Fantasy because it brings out the older autist that have disability checks to blow. Also they dont mind seeing childish, uncreative shit like this.

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Also i like how he celebrates 200 likes even though on his screen he can see dislikes arent that far away.

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Slightly off topic but these clips make it look like DSP is recording with a fucking bandicam watermark and it fits so goddamn well with what DSP would actually do
 
The reason Phil plays these games like Pokemon or Final Fantasy because it brings out the older autist that have disability checks to blow.
That's a good point. [RETARDED] was socking hard for LTTP, it must have triggered his autism. The rigged poll, the 200 bot likes, $70 out of 100 under 3 socks. Who the fuck wanted to see LTTP? His wheelchairs are not old enough to have nostalgia for SNES games, they usually vote for N64/Gamecube games.
 
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Phil claims he knows Link to the Past like the back of his hand and he could speedrun it if he wanted. This part from his previous playthrough suggests otherwise.
Timestamp 1:26:15.
Only 2 ways to go, still manages to struggle with it. I can believe it took him an hour as a kid with his learning disability.
@2:20 and 5:50 he did the exact same joke as today
 
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Stops the whole stream to check if a tip came in from some random person and got his $100 hat goal to wear for 5 mins.


Thanks random guy that's totally not reading the forums to "piss trolls off" because he's so lame in real life he can't get attention anywhere else even with disposable income.

@capefear56 41 dollars for a 5 minute beanie wear... Im livid. Im so fucking pissed right now. I wish that 41 dollars was in my pocket....

Oh wait... it is. And plenty more too.... Good thing i was smart enough not to blow money in attempt to make random people on the internet mad and jealous. I think i'll use this money when I go outside with other people who like me because I'm not dying of thirst for attention. Paying $5 a minute to watch Phil play a video game was totally worth it.
Bandicam? What is this, 2008?
 
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