DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Main reason I can't watch Phil anymore is the audio quality. Way too quiet.

People say Phil reads here. If he did, he would have seen my audio solution I posted months ago.

Audio on Streamlabs is at 100%. Can't turn up his audio mixer because it will red line.

Yo, turn Streamlabs down and the mixer up.

Phil is retarded.

 

[grump]

Move over NFTs

Introducing the new rage in digital currency: DSPs

or Dsp's. Sexy. Pngs or Darksydephil's Scopely Pics or whatever. I still haven't settled on the acronym.

Supplies are Limited don't wait. Get yours today!

GOTTA PULL EM' ALL

 

[Sicilian1984]

DSP is the worst of the Big 3 lulcows.

No self awareness and begging people to finance his gacha game spending. Just pathetic.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Selling Ultra Rare NFT
DM me for price

 

[YokuNamaTwo]

TRANSLATION:

"ATTENTION MORONS. I've been complaining about there being no new games for weeks now. WELL GUESS WHAT!? I will be starting TWO new game PLAYTHROUGHS next week! BUT GUESS WHAT ELSE!? If you FUCKING IDIOTS don't pay me, DROP CITY. And I don't give a DAMN if they are FREE! THEY DON'T BRING FUCKING TIPS? They are OUTTA HERE! Its not my fault they make shitty games that I can't make MAX profit off of!! Then its right back to one of these other OLDER GAMES. YOU WANT THAT?!? FUCK NO. SUPPORT IT!"

FIGURE IT OUT YOU FUCKIN PEASANTS,

-DSP 2022 and beyond.

 

[Iron Father]

...tens of thousands of videos that he dumped onto Youtube like it's a toxic waste landfill...

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Also Phil:

"Guys support is low and I think it's because we're running out of games to play. I honestly just don't know what to do because there's no new games coming out."

Sounds like it’s time to get back to Divinity Original Sin II!

 

[gaarashatan]

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i can see him saying this shit already. adjusting his glasses further up his nose and then spouting out some nerdy cringe shit like this. the most hypocritical ironical motherfucker in existence "want to blindly hate bc theyre stupid" failing to realize people who dont know him hate him cause hes a piece of human garbage from said clip (which isnt abused at all cause theres thousands) you cant have thousands of bad clips that are just taken out of context phil. you just cant. youre just a piece of shit. wake up to that fact already. and the people who do know you hate you for good reason, especially people who used to be fans that YOU drove away.

wake the fuck up phil

Reddit Rant
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"i win either way" then why the fuck you crying and bitching for 12mins?

 

[Iron Father]

Move over NFTs

Introducing the new rage in digital currency: DSPs

or Dsp's. Sexy. Pngs or Darksydephil's Scopely Pics or whatever. I still haven't settled on the acronym.


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Supplies are Limited don't wait. Get yours today!

GOTTA PULL EM' ALL

Can't wait for the angry face mukbang edition.

 

[snort inquisition]

this is cancer, the last thing we needed was another "Summer of Retro" yet here we are with a Link to the Past and the faggot wants to also do Earthbound and Mario Bros 2 USA, the fake-ass "informative" style of commentary he does for this shit is the most basic crap anyone could tell you.

did you know???? link to the past was actually called triforce of the gods in japan!!!!

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Jesus Christ, you're his prime target. Better open that Velcro wallet, he needs to pay bills this week.

I used to pick and choose from time to time which of the e-begging trifecta I thought was the worst one, but they are all cut from the same cloth at the end of the day, all those three specimens are pieces of human trash, bottom of the barrel internet scumbags that nobody with half a brain genuinely likes.

Phil is not likable in any sense of the word, heck I'm not even sure his mother 100% loves him, unless you either REALLY REALLY dig the whole entire under dog following he's accumulated over the years (but only because he's a lying, desperate clout chaser and not because people are actually jealous of him like he always seems to think to this day) or you are essentially a mini Philip, someone who's very contrarian who validates their existence by aspiring to live their life and conduct themselves pretty much the way how Phil has been able to over the years, just take a gander at his most demented followers based on what we know about them, Anonymouse, Madara, Fagginz, Six70two etc.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

It's actually much more popular to ignore DSP/not even know who he is.

But let's pretend that's true for a second; why would it be popular to hate him?

If you buy the DSP explanation that we're all just groupthinking our way into this, you're a retard. This place has an insanely diverse userbase. Liberals, conservatives, socialists, libertarians, progressives, nationalists, religious, non-religious, oldfags, newfags, married, unmarried, parents, the childless, former DSP fans, neverfans, breeders and homos, all races, gamers, casualfags, non-gamers, many nationalities, non-English speakers... the list goes on!

This is not a group that you could build merely by brainwashing us into hating DSP because muh trend. We disagree about way too much other stuff. DSP is a scumbag with over a decade of accumulated idiocy, scamming, begging and toxicity. Unlike DSP's support base and stream growth, this "community" came about as organically as it gets.

Post 2017-18 is when I really started to find out who Phil was especially after a relationship broke up with an American chick, and before the break up I was only one state away from where Phil was (in Oregon) so ironically I was actually close to him without knowing

As soon as my algorithm on my Xbox 1 directed me to know Phil more the more I was invested in watching him, from Twitter which sadly didn't last because of well, it's Twitter of all things to over a year on KF

I would say it is popular to not know who Philliam is but it's quite entertaining and lol to see peepuls faces when you describe how much one man can sink into a mobile gambling game of all things being wrestling

Probably good not to spread DSP as it also exposes us to extreme normies who would think "euuurghhh, why are you talking about someone else don't you have a life Durr HURR, you must be st00pid too tuhuh"

To say this but I'm glad there's not a huge army of Dents willing to stick up for their manchildgod and routinely throwing retard checks, I feel good discriminating the Dents because they are after all enabling the timely death of an addict and absolute internet bum

 

[Gorazul1978]

So, our beloved bipedal Pig is playing/is going to play: Legend of Zelda:LttP,Uncharted 2 ,Pacman Museum.So many retro games to choose from and these are his choices?I feel like I am in a freaking SAW movie.

 

[snort inquisition]

If i had LTG, DSP, wings in a room and I had a gun with 2 bullets, I would shoot DSP twice.

DSP is the worst.

fuck i'd probably beat him before shooting him

 

[PieceofShet]

So, our beloved bipedal Pig is playing/is going to play: Legend of Zelda:LttP Uncharted 2 Pacman Museum So many retro games to choose from and these are his choices? I feel like I am in a freaking SAW movie.

He said he wants to relive the early youtube days, thats why he play these old games. Nobody asked him to play them.

 

[KD6-3.7]

Wow, dood.

I just skimmed through the replies to his reddit post, and I must say, it was funny as fuck to see hundreds of people dunk on Phil like they were Michael Jordan versus a bunch of deaf dumb and blind children. It’s even funnier when you realize that there is a very good chance that Phil is reading every single reply, hands shaking (from the booze and the anger) while he desperately looks for a “ban” or “delete” option for each reply.

When Phil ventures outside his safe space, only to have the internet sternly tell him to fuck off, that’s when we get to see real demonstrable proof of how much of a pathetic loser he really is.

But keep begging for those hundred likes for every stream, Phil. Any day now your streams and prestreams will start popping up on the front page of YouTube so millions of people can finally enjoy them. You can do it, dood!

 

[Balr0g]

He said he wants to relive the early youtube days, thats why he play these old games. Nobody asked him to play them.

Then why isn't he playing Heavy Rain which according to him is one of his most popular playthroughs? Oh right he is a married man now can't have a woman running around in her panties or even an interactive sex scene on the screen. Imagine that a 40 year old man covering his eyes in shame as on screen titties are shown. Should perhaps try Sonic 06 again he could even put on the Sonic hat for his dents

 

[KD6-3.7]

Then why isn't he playing Heavy Rain which according to him is one of his most popular playthroughs? Oh right he is a married man now can't have a woman running around in her panties or even an interactive sex scene on the screen. Imagine that a 40 year old man covering his eyes in shame as on screen titties are shown. Should perhaps try Sonic 06 again he could even put on the Sonic hat for his dents

We don’t have to imagine Phil covering his eyes in shame as on-screen titties are shown…

He’s done it at least a few times over the last year or two. He literally covered his eyes during that Amnesia: The Dark Descent sequel (I think that was the game) when it showed a first-person view of a woman breastfeeding a baby. If I remember correctly, Phil even said it was “fucked up” or “gross” or something.

EDIT: Found the clip…

 

[Iron Hamster]

He said he wants to relive the early youtube days,

and it has nothing to do with playing video games.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

We don’t have to imagine Phil covering his eyes in shame as on-screen titties are shown…

He’s done it at least a few times over the last year or two. He literally covered his eyes during that Amnesia: The Dark Descent sequel (I think that was the game) when it showed a first-person view of a woman breastfeeding a baby. If I remember correctly, Phil even said it was “fucked up” or “gross” or something.

EDIT: Found the clip…

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Either: TurboVirgin vibes
Or SuperFaggot vibes, probably leaning towards the latter as the Matchoor aduhlt makes non existent love to a wife he barely talks about or even says that the profession of one's love is not st00pid and immatchoor d00ds

Valedictorian only needs to see the boobs which are of his property only not Chad or Tyrone's lawl

I remember seeing that clip and the cringe from seeing Phillbert cringe at nature told me enough that he is a pathetic scrub even for real life