2022-05-18 - Government of Australia: URGENT class 1 removal notice from the eSafety Commissioner [SEC=OFFICIAL:Sensitive]

[Dyn]

Glow

Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

By pointing out their control and stranglehold on western society?

Glow harder somewhere else if you don't mind.

Bitch, have you looked at me? Glowing is what I do.

 

[The Demon]

What were they even assmad about?

the narrative potentially being out of their control. they couldn't bare to see a random australian read the manifesto and come up with a different conclusion from the media or government. in this scenario, the random australian and the media share the same opinion of the guy, he's fucking insane. the government doesn't want to risk the unwashed masses from interpreting something on their own, so they have to be spoonfed the information in a controlled and safe format that ends in more restrictions to freedom

 

[Moe Szylak]

Kill yourself you fucking embarrassment.

Settle down Schlomo, your next shipment of baby foreskins is due at 12 noon tomorrow.

 

[Dyn]

Settle down Schlomo, your next shipment of baby foreskins is due at 12 noon tomorrow.

You are a nigger to us. You are a perfect example of everything that's unwanted and unwelcome in the Kiwi Farms userbase and no matter how oblivious you are to it, you will continue to be a begrudgingly tolerated nigger right up until the moment you are no longer begrudgingly tolerated. If you can't stop acting like a buzzfeed author's poor attempt at a satire account for a single post, you can at least accept the fact that you perfectly represent the least welcome demographic here and keep your filthy nigger head down and your nigger eyes to the ground and stop telling other, better people to leave our website.

 

[Moe Szylak]

Jew off jew boy. The ovens are beckoning. Say hey to your great uncle Isaac for me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Labor are centre-left, Liberal are centre-right. Because the Liberal voter base relies heavily on wealthy inner-city folks they'll balk from going hard right and pay a lot of lip service to the social issues of the day, so most of the difference between Labor and Lib is green initiatives, carbon controls, funding for social programs, and the formation of a federal integrity commission to investigate governmental corruption.

The integrity commission is possibly one of the biggest differences this election, because the Liberals have been running on nine years of ez wins and become so mind-blowingly corrupt that we're not getting any of the benefits you'd expect to see from market liberal policies. All of our government services got cut to the bone but the savings went to the politicians and the billionaire corporations that own them, so cost of living is still skyrocketing, wages are stagnating, taxes are still up and the deficit is still increasing. We're copping all the downsides of a market-socialist economy on a barebones welfare system that can't even get disaster relief when the sky falls in on us.

We essentially had a right-wing government that ran out of other peoples money.

Why is your countries politics so retarded? I'm a yank, and I know my country is tarded, but Australia has taken it to another level. You've somehow managed to incorporate all the downsides of Authoritarianism, Liberalism, Socialism, Capitalism, Traditionalism and Modernism, and ignored every benefit any of them offer in favor of all their negative attributes. How?

 

[Pikachu For Prezident]

It really says a lot about the state of the Austrailian government that they're trying to censor a bunch of random assholes on the internet from a completely different country and aren't putting resources toward solving anything a rational person would call out as real problems. Or making sure emus don't neuter them any harder than they already have been.

Keep being barely functional retards, jackasses! Love, every farmer on the website (and Null's size 29 1/2 boot).

 

[Dyn]

Why is your countries politics so retarded? I'm a yank, and I know my country is tarded, but Australia has taken it to another level. You've somehow managed to incorporate all the downsides of Authoritarianism, Liberalism, Socialism, Capitalism, Traditionalism and Modernism, and ignored every benefit any of them offer in favor of all their negative attributes. How?

Australians are possibly the most politically apathetic people in the world. We've had a lucky, easy-going history because we're rich in natural resources and geographically isolated from war and conflicts reaching our home soil, so historically it hasn't really mattered too much what our government is doing. That sense of not giving a fuck is probably coming to an end in the next few generations, the skim is too much for us to afford anymore, and our younger generations are picking up too much angry activism from American culture for it to last.

 

[NerdShamer]

Why is your countries politics so retarded? I'm a yank, and I know my country is tarded, but Australia has taken it to another level. You've somehow managed to incorporate all the downsides of Authoritarianism, Liberalism, Socialism, Capitalism, Traditionalism and Modernism, and ignored every benefit any of them offer in favor of all their negative attributes. How?

At least they didn't adopt communism...Yet.

It really says a lot about the state of the Austrailian government that they're trying to censor a bunch of random assholes on the internet from a completely different country and aren't putting resources toward solving anything a rational person would call out as real problems. Or making sure emus don't neuter them any harder than they already have been.

Well, it doesn't really help that the abbos barely have an grasp on crime & imprisonment... Or that the government is anal about every aspect of their citizens lives.

I still can't get over how they banned flat chested women appearing in porn, or why they can't handle M-rated games.

 

[Ptolemy]

Australians are possibly the most politically apathetic people in the world. We've had a lucky, easy-going history because we're rich in natural resources and geographically isolated from war and conflicts reaching our home soil, so historically it hasn't really mattered too much what our government is doing. That sense of not giving a fuck is probably coming to an end in the next few generations, the skim is too much for us to afford anymore, and our younger generations are picking up too much angry activism from American culture for it to last.

The Americans are going to pull your continent into confrontation with China to some degree. Your isolation ends once Australia becomes part of the ring designed to keep the Chinese hemmed in, never mind the soft power the American culture has over your youth. Could be glorious, could be shit, either way good luck man.

 

[Dyn]

The Americans are going to pull your continent into confrontation with China to some degree. Your isolation ends once Australia becomes part of the ring designed to keep the Chinese hemmed in, never mind the soft power the American culture has over your youth. Could be glorious, could be shit, either way good luck man.

It'll be fine. Our geography's too brutal for anyone to invade us, so unless America decides it doesn't want to drag its dick all over oceania with hundreds of naval bases and shipyards and China finds somebody else willing to sell them an unlimited supply of bauxite and uranium we'll do okay out of it no matter how the die land.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Do they have kangaroo cavalry? I might respect the bogans if they had kangaroo cavalry.

 

[Dyn]

Do they have kangaroo cavalry? I might respect the bogans if they had kangaroo cavalry.

Of course we fuckin do.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/353435216138

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

I am not american. Either way I have close to zero knowledge about australian politics. Can someone actually explain differences between the parties in australia? I am legitimately curious. Is this all about welfare and eco programs? Because my own shitty government hands out money in welfare to retards massively and was still called far-right by western countries because my leaders larp as catholic patriots and banned abortion.

Because Poland IS ran by a far right party (I think you were referring to Poland), at least socially far right, not economically (the GOP is also economically far right). Though one could also argue that PiS is just a puppet of a more likely pedophile ring than whatever tf that pizzagate shit was, aka the church.

The differences in kangaroo shagger land, and pretty much in all other western countries except the obvious, it's mostly the eco programs, I'm pretty sure, as well as some economic matters (taxes and all that), cultural and social matters. One might think the left and right are just "different flavours of left" there, but the reality is that they are similar because of both being closer to the center. Besides, welfare programs are something few outside the US question, both on the left and right, except maybe when talking about Syrian refugees. Welfare programs are expected outside 'Murica, and aren't considered communism or socialism.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

Of course we fuckin do.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/353435216138

Fuck me that's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in my life! I appreciate your shitposts, fren. My condolences on your government. Mine is pretty fucked, too.

 

[Chuck Shiesty]

Australians are possibly the most politically apathetic people in the world. We've had a lucky, easy-going history because we're rich in natural resources and geographically isolated from war and conflicts reaching our home soil, so historically it hasn't really mattered too much what our government is doing. That sense of not giving a fuck is probably coming to an end in the next few generations, the skim is too much for us to afford anymore, and our younger generations are picking up too much angry activism from American culture for it to last.

Every party's aversion to wanting to introduce Federal ICAC says it all lmfao, really think stuff like that + the blatant pork barrelling/sports rorts really fucked the LNP.
Kind of hoping we don't end up politically spergy like the US but knowing that the ALP will just have the same level of corruption means it'll go down.

 

[repentance]

The last time they banned this site in Australia wasn't permanent, at least with my telco. It lasted for about 6 weeks then they unbanned the site, so I'm not too fussed.

Or ill just use tor, no biggie.

The government had no legal authority to compel ISPs to block the sites with the content. The ISPs got a lot of pushback from users and made clear that the government needed to give them a legal basis for blocking the sites on an ongoing basis.

Under the new laws, sites can be banned for up to three months at a time, assuming the laws themselves hold up and that's not a given.

 

[Pikachu For Prezident]

Well, it doesn't really help that the abbos barely have an grasp on crime & imprisonment... Or that the government is anal about every aspect of their citizens lives.

I still can't get over how they banned flat chested women appearing in porn, or why hey can't handle M-rated games.

Funny, you would think a continent that was once a prison colony would have a better grasp of law and order. That second bit also sounds  awfully close to being an adoption of China's social credit system, in which case Australians better wake the fuck up (though it sounds unlikely at this point unless there's a sudden and dramatic detardation of the nation).

...okay, I can sorta understand the violent video games bit (and even then it feels like a relic from the moral panic of the 90's), but banning flat chested women? What in the high blue fuck are they thinking? Why that specifically? Why even make it a federal issue in the first place when they could be spending that energy...oh, I don't know, cutting ties with Chinese interests, not huffing petroleum and not ferociously violating theur natural human liberties trying to curb a virus that was never all that threatening to begin with?

One person being a fuckwit is one thing; an entire country only having one brain cell to share between them is a new level of moronic.

 

[Dyn]

but banning flat chested women? What in the high blue fuck are they thinking? Why that specifically?

It was a law directed at porn specifically catering to pedophiles (adult actors in braces and children's jammies, etc.) and flat-chestedness was one factor to consider when deciding if a porn is regular porn or if it's pedophile-targeted porn.

Nobody banned flat-chested women, although it would be awesome if we could.