Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

It will do for the gays, I guess 🤷 Even tho I have NEVER seen an LGBT person wear a shirt like this because, you know, most of them wanna wear clothes that dont make them look like complete tools afaik...
I actually met a whole family wearing those kinds of ‘pride’ clothes, because the son, who is an exceptional individual, is gay. He was wearing a Star Wars pride shirt. The parents and sibling were wearing similar garb
 
I actually met a whole family wearing those kinds of ‘pride’ clothes, because the son, who is an exceptional individual, is gay. He was wearing a Star Wars pride shirt. The parents and sibling were wearing similar garb
Well, that's why they usually murdered the black sheep of the family in the olden days. As the black sheep was a death sentence to the family's name and reputation. Oh dear god, what would other people think of the parents. To bring up such a walking disgrace, truly horrific!
 
Idea:
Why doesn't someone make Gay Shame merch for June. Like if you're a gay guy but are ashamed that the movement is now about Troons beating up women in MMA, or whatever.

A rainbow with "This does not represent me", maybe. The turbo-nuclear reaction it would get will pay for itself.
I like the idea, but wouldn't know how to go about it beyond your suggestion. At least the lesbians have the old, better looking flag that triggers people because of the creator being too real for their liking in her blog.
Super-merch is an option.
 
Another one for y'all found yesterday while showing off American Brands to a Japanese friend of mine. It was also the day I had to explain the poop flag to a lesbian Japanese woman who knows 0% about troons and the poop flag. I tried to spare my dearest girl of the politics and just simplify it with "i think it looks ugly and is unnecessary". But here it is:

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I'm assuming with this if you land on black or brown you have to bring in your wife's boyfriend.
 
No matter how. many times I see these flags, I can never remember what they mean.

I still don't get why "asexual" and "aromantic (bottom row, with lesbian flag in the middle) are considered LGBT. Not having sex* doesn't make you oppresed unless you buy into incel ideology.

*(although nowadays asexual is anyone who wants/likes/has/desires sex and needs a free label that cannot be proven or disproven to be true)
 
I would put them into another container though.
I’ve seen some rainbow items that I would have bought years ago if it wasn’t always associated with being gay. I don’t feel that way as much as I used to, but there is one hidden perk in the new Pride flag looking like this:
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The standard rainbows are passé now for some people, so the things in the regular rainbow are less likely to be marketed explicitly to gay people. Then again, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve just stopped caring. Got a rainbow dog brooch recently because I thought it was cute. My only line is if it donates to some organization I don’t like, but that’s pretty avoidable since lots of companies are open about that for clout.
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Another one for y'all found yesterday while showing off American Brands to a Japanese friend of mine. It was also the day I had to explain the poop flag to a lesbian Japanese woman who knows 0% about troons and the poop flag. I tried to spare my dearest girl of the politics and just simplify it with "i think it looks ugly and is unnecessary". But here it is:

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I'm assuming with this if you land on black or brown you have to bring in your wife's boyfriend.
So, I'm guessing the "gameplay" is that you're supposed to do what the board tells you to do as lame foreplay, and then when you get to the end you spin the spinner in order to be told what sex position to use? Do people with healthy relationships actually ironically or unironically play these "games"?
 
That Bye Bye Binary book needs to be banned and burned. People are already trooning* toddlers for fuck’s sake

*autocorrect tried to change trooning to both training and grooming. Both are equally, horrifyingly fitting
 
No matter how. many times I see these flags, I can never remember what they mean.
One year at university my dorm was directly across from the school's "LGBTQ+" student center. Every week the building would have a new pride flag out front and by the end of the year I needed a fucking glossary to understand what 4/5ths of the flags were supposed to represent. Aromantic pride? What the fuck does that even mean?
 
Aromantic pride? What the fuck does that even mean?
It means they're sociopaths incapable of the love that gives sex any of its meaning, but they still want the sex, like they're just pigs. They think this is something to be proud of in stead of shunned as the destruction of moral and functioning society.
 
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