Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

Constellationzero said:
Lesbian here.
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Why is the first thing you bring up your sexuality? I've noticed this a recurring theme with the homos. Also the Royal mint are making a pride 50 pence.

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dry roasted said:
Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".
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Skittles will be gray again (tasty) to, as they put it, "give the rainbow away to where it matters" or some crap like that. The packaging will have designs by people who are so lacking in skill the only way they're ever hired is so companies like this can virtue signal about supporting queer artists.
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I already spotted the Homoreos during a Walmart grocery run. The icing might as well be cum given the circlejerky theme.
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Spud said:
Why is the first thing you bring up your sexuality? I've noticed this a recurring theme with the homos. Also the Royal mint are making a pride 50 pence.
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Pretty much this. It’s similar to how vegans can’t meet a new person without somehow mentioning their veganism. Can you imagine someone opening up with what genitals they prefer?

Hi! I’m Susie and I like girls!
Hello Susie, I’m Muammar, and I don’t care what genitals you like to slurp on, get on with your point.

Also I’m thinking that coin isn’t actually going to be in circulation, at least I hope. Nothing would surprise me at this point though.
 
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Education Lottery said:
That has to be the ugliest Disney Merch I've actually seen.
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It will do for the gays, I guess 🤷 Even tho I have NEVER seen an LGBT person wear a shirt like this because, you know, most of them wanna wear clothes that dont make them look like complete tools afaik...

Also isnt Didney the same company who cut out all the gay out of their movies to appeal to Winnieh the Pooh's communist regime in China? 🤔
 
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Squirreltits said:
Also isnt Didney the same company who cut out all the gay out of their movies to appeal to Winnieh the Pooh's communist regime in China? 🤔
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They're also the same company who had "Gay Days" when it was controversial to do so, and I'm sure they still do. They presented it as a daring move, when they really wanted to tap into that financial wellspring of before everyone else did. Disney is the very definition of playing every side and angle for a dollar.
 
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Education Lottery said:
That has to be the ugliest Disney Merch I've actually seen.
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And also some of the laziest. They didn't even try to make new artwork or anything; Disney needs to make a quick buck. I bet that rainbow effect over some generic Mickey Mouse art took less than a minute to make in Photoshop, including the basic text.

I guess that sums up Disney in a nutshell though: rehash old stuff we've already seen and try to sell it as something totally new, ASAP. Creatively bankrupt.

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Oreos will come in packaging covered in encouraging, reaffirming messages from "allies" with an empty space on the front for you to add your own sentiment. The tops of the cookies will say "Proud" instead of "Oreo".
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Does that mean I should be proud to be an Oreo? I'm legitimately touched. Then I open my mouth and GET touched.

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Not an ad, but appropriate given the subject matter. Back in the 30s, this was considered "rebellious."
 
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The Last Stand said:
Does that mean I should be proud to be an Oreo? I'm legitimately touched. Then I open my mouth and GET touched.

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Not an ad, but appropriate given the subject matter. Back in the 30s, this was considered "rebellious."
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What film is this?

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In a grocery store in a very left-wing city that is owned by a woke faggot today. There is one small, lone, rainbow-themed end display with a few things on it. Seems when money's on the line and you're in a low-margin business, you can see what the reality of this crap's appeal is.

Android raptor said:
God, that pride flag design with the brown and trans stripes will never not look like the busy clusterfuck bad sparkledog Mary Sue of pride flags.

Also I guarentee most of the people seeking out that flag in specific are spicy straights, probably white genderspecial NLOGs in particular.
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Everyone in my neighborhood with the Pride + Poop flag is straight.
 
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