Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Slav Power]

Quick question because I'm not sure: did Belarus also push a law making it illegal to call the conflict a war or is it purely Volodia's thing and the Kartoshka King doesn't go that far?

 

[Ponzo]

DNR forces clearing Novoselovka

Someone put a gopro on the underside of a Russian KA-52 attack helicopter and we got a neat view as it fires rockets at a Ukrainian position

2S-5 Hyacinth heavy howitzers nicknamed "genocide" support the advance in the LPR

Good footage of Chechens at work in the Lugansk region

Russian arty working Uke positions near Novoselovka

Uke soldiers under shelling in Severodonetsk

Russian mortar fire on Uke position

Destruction of Uke strongpoint under bridge near Novoselovka in Donbass. Music gives me 2007 Iraq war video vibes

 

[Elbereth]

The guy on the left has the Ukraine "star wars rebel" sign on his heart, Nazi sun, and then "14" on one shoulder and "88" on the other shoulder.

The 14 is for 14 words (IN ENGLISH, OF COURSE) "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The slogan was coined by David Lane, a member of the white supremacist terrorist group known as The Order.

88 is of course Nazi shorthand for Heil Hitler.

Best part: Malcolm Nance is still cleaning their toilets for 600 dollars a month in a contract that is good for the duration of the war.

You explain to us what 1488 actually means, like we don't have guys like @mr.moon1488 or @cistendered posting in this thread all the time

 

[mindlessobserver]

Honestly I'm actually amazed at how many bodies Zelensky is willing to throw at Russian bullets in order to save his own hide. He's already burned through most of the Western cosplayers, the Ukrainian army, the bulk of Azov and a significant amount of civilians, now he wants the Polish to die in a carpet bombing too?

The same could be said for Russia bro. The Russian Army is sustaining its worst week to week casualty rate since the second world war.

 

[Ponzo]

The same could be said for Russia bro. The Russian Army is sustaining its worst week to week casualty rate since the second world war.*

*Ukrainian High Command reports

Just as credible as shit like this

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Russia has been throwing Ukrainian bodies at Ukrainian bullets for 8 years, and now they're sending people who are not ethnically Russian but minorities from the impoverished regions of the federation to die. Almost no Muscovites dying to protect the ethnic Russians in Ukraine. It's the Buryats and Dagestanis.

...is that a good thing or a bad thing?

 

[Elbereth]

*Ukrainian High Command reports

Just as credible as shit like this

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The Kiev was just a feint
Russia did not lose 100 vechicles when ambushed with pants down during crossing of Donetsk
Kharkiv was also a feint
The black see navy flagship - Moscow - was useless piece of junk
It was so useless that it sank during rough see
Don't think too much why Russia flagship was piece of piece of junk
The invasion is going according to plan

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The invasion is going according to plan

You bet it is, and Polacks are next.

 

[UVB-76]

I can't believe what the West just did to the Russian people as retaliation for the war. This is depraved.

Spoiler

IF THE FOX FUCKS THE HARE, THEN THE FLY FUCKS THE MOUSE

...is that a good thing or a bad thing?

It's up to you.

 

[Aidan]

The Kiev was just a feint
Russia did not lose 100 vechicles when ambushed with pants down during crossing of Donetsk
Kharkiv was also a feint
The black see navy flagship - Moscow - was useless piece of junk
It was so useless that it sank during rough see
Don't think too much why Russia flagship was piece of piece of junk
The invasion is going according to plan

For this joke to work you'd need to say stuff the Russian government reports that is then mentioned in the news citing "Russians say" or something similar. You've caught the bug that leftists in the West have where they can't meme.

 

[Elbereth]

For this joke to work you'd need to say stuff the Russian government reports that is then mentioned in the news citing "Russians say" or something similar. You've caught the bug that leftists in the West have where they can't meme.

Even if I'd provide sources from russia news you would shurg it off like you done multiple times in past. Even if I'd provide screencaps from this thread people saying this, you would still be "uh, it doesnt matter, they are not coping at all".

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

STALKER Bros, we're gonna make it.

https://www.eurogamer.net/gsc-game-world-resumes-stalker-2-development

For this joke to work you'd need to say stuff the Russian government reports that is then mentioned in the news citing "Russians say" or something similar. You've caught the bug that leftists in the West have where they can't meme.

There's plenty of Vatnik cope, from saying it's a good thing that optics aren't standard issue within the Russian Army, to saying how the (slow two weeks ago) Donbass front was actually a feint for Kharkiv and Odessa (Odessa isn't happening without Russian mobilization), to how it's actually a good thing Russia's most modern tank that isn't a glorified parade float apparently got destroyed by a recoilless rifle.

 

[UVB-76]

There's plenty of Vatnik cope, from saying it's a good thing that optics aren't standard issue within the Russian Army, to saying how the (slow two weeks ago) Donbass front was actually a feint for Kharkiv and Odessa (Odessa isn't happening without Russian mobilization), to how it's actually a good thing Russia's most modern tank that isn't a glorified parade float apparently got destroyed by a recoilless rifle.

And right now they're saying Bucha was Ukrainian soldiers dressed like Russians

Spoiler

 

[Elbereth]

And right now they're saying Bucha was Ukrainian soldiers dressed like Russians

Spoiler

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Unfortunately, this isn't exactly new from them. They have been saying that Bucha is fake since beginning and this is the same line their propaganda pushes.

 

[biozeminadae1]

So where's the evidence for this massacre at Bucha?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Unfortunately, this isn't exactly new from them. They have been saying that Bucha is fake since beginning and this is the same line their propaganda pushes.

Bucha failed at it's main goal (total NATO intervention) and now nobody gives a shit..

 

[UmQasaan]

No, what's pathetic is that people are out here criticizing a nation for taking fifth-columnists seriously and actually taking a stance against it, while decrying "globohomo".

Eliminating all of the opposition because of preconceived notions is not "standing up". It's this paranoid, hollow, Stalinist rhetoric that's an excuse to manufacture an artificially skewed representation of differing opinions in government. The blatant purging was already happening before the invasion, now it's just a scapegoat to crucify whoever is one step out of line. Even if they fully disagreed and chastised Russia's offensive.

What's pathetic is engaging in the doublespeak and doublethink of the Duganist schizo, who simultaneously announces that "Russia stronk" means it can do whatever it wants in a multipolar world but also that Ukraine being NATO is an automatic defeat of poor weak and surrounded Russia.

Your bitterness and vitriol towards Russia has nothing to do with Ukraine becoming a de-facto one-party state.

A vital part of "democracy" is that you don't break the rules.

What rules exactly? Unsubstantiated claims of espionage and persecutions in a kangaroo court?

You come with a foreign army, you forfeited the game of democracy.

These standards that are set for sabetours are so incredibly ambiguous. You are under the laughable assumption that every opposition that was banned was collaborator for Russia. That is peak McCarthyism. The base for the abolition of the ENTIRE opposition is that they "have ties to Russia''? What the fuck is that even supposed to entail? That they have possession of Matryoshka dolls that they bought from a nearby Russia town? None of what the clown in charge says is questioned. He is allowed to go unfettered doing his best Stalin-lite impression and we are still told that Ukraine is a "democracy". What a load of shit.

You ask for a round of bareknuckle, the gloves come off and you don't get to cry about it.

Sure, fighting is fighting. You also don't get to beat the shit out of someone else just because they look like they're with the person you're up against.

 

[kuuu]

Here's an example of what that A&N thread is seemingly consooming:

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Is this retard shilling a VPN? lmao

 

[UmQasaan]

Unfortunately, this isn't exactly new from them. They have been saying that Bucha is fake since beginning and this is the same line their propaganda pushes.

There's a difference between saying it never happened, and questioning the validity of 6 gorillion buried under the ground with some incinerated in the "creamatorium"

So where's the evidence for this massacre at Bucha?

Spoiler: Warning, very graphic

Bucha failed at it's main goal (total NATO intervention) and now nobody gives a shit..

That is just the attention span of your average Twitter and reddit activist. On to the next thing to mindlessly outrage about.