DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Fresh off of today's prestream
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This pisses me off more than it should.

It would be an entirely different thing if he refused all sponsor money because of a principle he has against shilling.

But that's not what he does. Leaving aside examples when he did shill, he completely shifts the cost of said principle onto his audience.

This is fucking unfair to do. Call me a moralfag or whatever, but the burden of your principles should be on your own shoulders and nobody else's. Telling your audience that you're better than other streamers because you don't take sponsorships while you ramp up the begging to make up the difference of what you could make if you just took sponsorships is disgusting.

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This clip is amazing for so many reasons.

First off, this comment is completely consistent with the pignosis the whales are usually fed during the prestream. I see now that the prestream is designed to peel away any stigma attached to giving him money. For an hour the paypigs get drilled with one justification after another why he needs money and why you should donate it. Pointing out the trollz is just one part of that whole process, which includes downplaying the money received the day before, impending bills, and the usual day off drivel. Everything in between, all the updates and gaming "news" is wasting time for tips to roll in. These prestream tips are important because they get the positive reinforcement rolling and the tippers get special treatment compared to when they tip during gameplay.

Let me break down this sentence:

"You can trust what I say because I am not taking a dollar from anyone but YOU"

trust what I say:
He is the mouthpiece, you can trust him because he is the honest guy, the guy from 2008 #stillhere. Phil has nobody on his streams and hardly features any outside content because he needs to control the narrative and monopolize his image for the paypigs. People get banned referencing d-tractor content because it breaks his narrative. TIHYDP were more damaging in the past because a central part of his persona was "being good at games", and we can see how eager he is to go to TIHYDP content now that he is not the gamer guy he used to be. Now he's bad at games, almost admittedly so.

I am not taking a dollar from anyone but YOU: This one is actually more loaded than you might think. He is again putting the spotlight on himself and the viewer simultaneously. He is saying his opinions are his own because he isn't bought, and in fact, he serves the paypigs. Which is funny, because it isn't true at all. He is trying to suggest that he serves the tipper, and it means he needs to be honest and accountable because they fund him. It is this weird psychology, insisting that they have power over him in this situation where it is really the opposite. It is the cult leader saying he devotes his life to his flock. Dave's life is his money, and his money flows from 10 wheelchairs, and he wants them to know he "serves" them. When really this whole prestream ordeal is tip manipulation, designed to exert donations in the most efficient way possible. The timeline is so long now we can see how he has made minor changes to his stream style to maximize his income (all within dave-levels of effort). The prestream is a massaging of the relationship between dave and his pigs, giving them the little details of his life that they want and facilitating the process for them to tip him to get more information from him. It's this "I'm the good guy" portrayal that is really the foundation of his relationship with the paypigs, and this community, for better or worse, reinforces that persona by just existing.

No amount of sunlight can disinfect this sentence for a Dasboshiit, Timboslice or KG. In their minds, the sentence is true, because he IS trustworthy (look at all the hate he gets), and that's how they are compelled to give him money.
Actual big brain comment. This needs to be saved somewhere
 
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1ms after a whale says they are gonna stop tipping
This clip is ridiculous. He just decides to openly claim he has someone's personal information. But what would he have done should they continue to act against him. He's not going to go out and assault them, he supposedly didn't have the money for a lawsuit, he wouldn't have known anyone over there to get someone else to do it. The only thing he could've done would be to dox them.

This was him at his most "powerful", he had someone's personal information at his disposal and yet, he had no way to act on it, just vague threats. He was like a clawless and toothless housecat. He doesn't have any bite should he be fucked with in a meaningful way.
 
This pisses me off more than it should.

It would be an entirely different thing if he refused all sponsor money because of a principle he has against shilling.

But that's not what he does. Leaving aside examples when he did shill, he completely shifts the cost of said principle onto his audience.

This is fucking unfair to do. Call me a moralfag or whatever, but the burden of your principles should be on your own shoulders and nobody else's. Telling your audience that you're better than other streamers because you don't take sponsorships while you ramp up the begging to make up the difference of what you could make if you just took sponsorships is disgusting.

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While I agree with the sentiment, the real issue is he is not getting offered anything and is lying about it to appear better than others - though I don't know how you square that circle - while telling the dents to fork over their cash. That's why you should be mad.
 
You know what I just realised? This whole tiff with Reddit, right? So he JUST had a stream where he does his best to look sorrowful and claims to regret being a smug asshole. Only for him to turn around when people have a legit criticism- people who have never heard of him in some cased- and instead of taking in the criticism he smugly and cuntily goes,
" heh thanks for the free views nerds". Thus, disproving his claim that he ever changed. He's the type of person to do whatever he can to always appear like a winner. The opposite of Boogie1488 who will simply go with whatever grievence and claim to be changing.

Tl;dr Phil never changed
 
This clip is ridiculous. He just decides to openly claim he has someone's personal information. But what would he have done should they continue to act against him. He's not going to go out and assault them, he supposedly didn't have the money for a lawsuit, he wouldn't have known anyone over there to get someone else to do it. The only thing he could've done would be to dox them.

This was him at his most "powerful", he had someone's personal information at his disposal and yet, he had no way to act on it, just vague threats. He was like a clawless and toothless housecat. He doesn't have any bite should he be fucked with in a meaningful way.
that was BAO, and he continued later when he joined a game DSP was playing going "how's it going from England? maybe i take a trip down there sometime"
 
He knows they didn't by the analytics. It tells you the average time someone watched the video.

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Phil should also be aware that watch time is pretty much more important than the view itself, so thousands of views with 30 seconds to 1 minute of watch time for the clip out of 1 hour and 30 hours of footage tanks the channel more than anything. Albeit this is logical, I don't think his channel will be affected negatively because there's no way his watch time can be any lower than it already is.
 
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Phil should also be aware that watch time is pretty much more important than the view itself, so thousands of views with 30 seconds to 1 minute of watch time for the clip out of 1 hour and 30 hours of footage tanks the channel more than anything. Albeit this logic though, I don't think his channel will be affected negatively because there's no way his watch time can be any lower than it already is.
That's our Mid Life Crisis Phil here. Still thinkin like it's 10 years ago churning out shitty playthroughs of new releases for views like it matters anymore in this climate. Nigga refuses to let go of the past.

Keeps playing a broken port (DOUBLE SPEED) fighting game he did okay in, replaying old shit from 10 years ago that no one asked for, retells the same shit from when he was a wee lad in his 20s, tellin us the shit he ate 20 years ago with mommy on their dates and letting you know how great he had it 10 years ago making bank on Youtube.

But he will dead on tell you he has a happy life and a great wife with the family consisting of an adopted cat.
 
I don't really post often so if this post is retarded I'm sorry. Anyways, I've been watching this youtuber Afrosenju and the more I watch his shit the more he strikes me as the equivalent to a "LightSydePhil" or an alternate reality phil.

Rages at games
Does crappy cooking videos
Likes fighting games
Tell stories from "back in the day"

Typically dsp shit but in an actually entertaining way. The reason I bring him up is because his upload for the day struck a very DSP cord, basically its what phail wishes he could stream or vlog.

Hell this version of Phil is actually friends with his version of Tevin (12:10 because im retarded and can't timestamp on mobile).

https://youtu.be/JyU2wiVcTys
 
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