Celebrity Madonna - elderly woman mired in existential crisis.

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Caramelo said:
It makes me wonder if she have some nerve damage in her face from surgery or if it's an side effect of strong meds.
Based on a few experiences in temporarily losing partial face movement with anesthesics I tend to believe the second.
Just my fecal opinion.
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She’s probably just massively overdone it with the Botox.
 
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Reading this thread I'm surprised by the number of people shocked at how she's ended up. An attention whore who made her looks and being a slut her entire personality isn't aging well? She's constantly chasing after her fading looks with surgeries? Despite being geriatric she's trying to flaunt her body like a 20 year old instathot? You didn't have to be Nostradamus to see that once she hit the wall her psyche was going to crack open entirely.
 
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imperial said:
I'm so confused. Botox and fillers are supposed to erase frown lines and nasolabial folds and yet hers are so pronounced they look like they've been carved in with a knife
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I'm like 50% certain that's a filter, otherwise I'd say she needs to get a refund from her local botox cow
EDIT: confirmed that it is a filter, but I don't doubt we're seeing what she'll look like in another 5 years
EDIT 2: Here's a vid from 3 days ago backing that up. God, what an awful song.
 
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Madonna is one of the biggest reasons why I am terrified to age. Of course, I'm not a washed-up Hollywood Hooker, but there's something truly horrible about watching someone cling helplessly to their failing body and youth, while they should be quietly drinking themselves to death over it in a nice retirement cabin, like a normal person. It's the same feeling you get looking at a kid with progeria, or cancer, or something. Too long that way and it's just an awful, pathetic, thing to see.

I really hope I die young. You're only two or three bad decisions away from becoming Madonna.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
Madonna is one of the biggest reasons why I am terrified to age. Of course, I'm not a washed-up Hollywood Hooker, but there's something truly horrible about watching someone cling helplessly to their failing body and youth, while they should be quietly drinking themselves to death over it in a nice retirement cabin, like a normal person. It's the same feeling you get looking at a kid with progeria, or cancer, or something. Too long that way and it's just an awful, pathetic, thing to see.

I really hope I die young. You're only two or three bad decisions away from becoming Madonna.
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I'm not really afraid of aging, I just want to look my best while I do age.
I think it's disturbing to have all the wrinkles pulled out of your face, it's weird to want to look 25 when your 65.
I'm not explaining it well, but who does Madonna think she's fooling?
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
Madonna is one of the biggest reasons why I am terrified to age. Of course, I'm not a washed-up Hollywood Hooker, but there's something truly horrible about watching someone cling helplessly to their failing body and youth, while they should be quietly drinking themselves to death over it in a nice retirement cabin, like a normal person. It's the same feeling you get looking at a kid with progeria, or cancer, or something. Too long that way and it's just an awful, pathetic, thing to see.

I really hope I die young. You're only two or three bad decisions away from becoming Madonna.
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Grace Slick might disagree.
 

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The-Mad-Asshatter said:
Isn't 'hitting the wall' often said by those bitter men who are mad that normal adult women won't 'settle' for them and thus turn it into a point of sour grapes? 'Hitting the wall' just means 'She's no longer a naive lonely 18-20 year old with low self-esteem that I a gross, grody 30 year old neckbeard with yellow teeth and swamp ass can manipulate into having sex, so I'll just seeth, cope and dilate myself by saying she's 'hit the wall.'

'Hit the wall' often gets said by weak men who failed and fail at dating. Not by winners.

Anyway, geriatric Madonna looks cringe. Why go on like this? What really is the reward? She's following the same path as Wacko Jacko (but without the weird shit with kids) and will probably end up like him too. She needs to stop going this path, or she'll be one of those stars that are more lately remembered as a cautionary tale, and not the music she made.
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Best reply ever.

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And no @The Joker, Madonna has two biological kids. The second one is from that director.
 
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So this is what happens when you’re a Material woman: you disintegrate.

Also literally botulinum toxin ain’t going to preserve you— you’re better off as a corpse pickled in formaldehyde if you’re seeking that.

It’s just better to age normally and take a few vitamins. Mayyyyybbbbbeee micro needling every so often, but that’s about it.

Girl is trying to become wax, but the wax is melting and somehow crinkling.
 
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bearycool said:
So this is what happens when you’re a Material woman: you disintegrate.

Also literally botulinum toxin ain’t going to preserve you— you’re better off as a corpse pickled in formaldehyde if you’re seeking that.

It’s just better to age normally and take a few vitamins. Mayyyyybbbbbeee micro needling every so often, but that’s about it.

Girl is trying to become wax, but the wax is melting and somehow crinkling.
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Don't smoke, and stay out of the sun.

I would rather keep my wrinkles than become what Madonna has turned herself into.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
I really hope I die young. You're only two or three bad decisions away from becoming Madonna.
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Yeah so make good decisions. Women who do are beautiful forever to the men who can appreciate ~true beauty~

I mean come on you're comparing yourself to a woman who's had 40+ years of dancing, drink, drugs, and cocks up her snatch, with the accompanying abortions or body-destroying birth control. Not to mention the mental stress and strain of whatever crazy rich people shit she gets up to.

Someone plug 18-year-old hot Madonna into one of those aging apps, let's see how it could've turned out.
 
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ArnoldPalmer said:
I really hope I die young. You're only two or three bad decisions away from becoming Madonna.
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You need heaps of money to fund that kind of madness. Us broke people are good.

I was listening to some of her old stuff and she did pull off a number of bangers. She should have found a way to make her legacy relevant in another way. Create TikToks dances. Have her music featured for a low amount of money in a good movie, that re-introduce her stuff to a younger audience. Pull together a dancing game or singing game with her best stuff. Just dance: madonna. The gays would love it. I am sure Ubisoft came knocking and she just wouldn't sign away the rights.

The frozen remix is bad.
 
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Here's one I found online. She could have been an old school glam Hollywood Grande Dame. What a shame.
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Damn. The image on the left looks like it's from an alternate universe in which Madonna stopped making music after Ray of Light, married some respectable but very private old-money WASP businessman (instead of some British boytoy 10 years younger than her that she'd divorce after like.. 7 years) and lived off her days in a comfortable, gated palatial estate in Europe, making few public appearances and the occasional interview every now and then laughing about her wild days in the 80s and early 90s, promoting her charity and her new memoir, before leaving to spend Christmas in some Swiss chalet.

Sorry, I got carried away, I forgot we're living in this timeline instead:

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Ok, forget about Madonna getting some class. Even if she ended her career in 2012 after doing the Superbowl and the MDNA tour she'd still be someone that people fondly remember and recognize the pop culture status of without the added embarrassment of reckoning with her modern day antics like...
1- Flashing her injected ass on Instagram
2- Flashing her injected ass on talk shows
3- Making trashy unremarkable remixes of her old songs with rappers young enough to be her grandchildren
4- Botching her face with enough botox to build an apartment bloc

Also, more on point 3, have you ever seen her make a collaboration with someone her age? She's all against being judged for her age but she desperately wants to hide away any mark that hints at her real age, surrounds herself with young people, and fires her backup singers once they get too old (i.e as old as her).
 
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