Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

Who is the real criminal in this trial?

  • Amber Heard

    Votes: 767 72.0%

  • Johnny Depp

    Votes: 43 4.0%

  • Both

    Votes: 256 24.0%
  • Total voters
    1,066
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How.

how is Amber somehow finding weirder and weirder witnesses?

Surely she had to at some point look at the crazy old man with wild hair and a temper problem and go "huh. maybe this guy might hurt my case because he's such an absolute freak"

answer me without linking to or referencing that 'ugly thoughts make ugly people' meme image because that is not gonna work when Amber Heard is right there in court looking easy on the eyes and horrid on the inside.
 
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Allanon said:
How.

how is Amber somehow finding weirder and weirder witnesses?

Surely she had to at some point look at the crazy old man with wild hair and a temper problem and go "huh. maybe this guy might hurt my case because he's such an absolute freak"

answer me without linking to or referencing that 'ugly thoughts make ugly people' meme image because that is not gonna work when Amber Heard is right there in court looking easy on the eyes and horrid on the inside.
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Seriously, I'm starting to think that all of this is just viral marketing for the next Ace Attorney game.
 
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Stoneheart said:
what is he taling about? mdma makes you love the world, not paint something black.

who is more retarded ambers lolyer or the witness?
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Honestly when I saw the black canvases my thought was immediately that Amber had a fit and painted them over herself. Maybe it was a temper tantrum, maybe it was a fit of insecurity or depression, maybe just frustration. If you know any artists you'll know not only are they really moody but nobody destroys art more than the artist working on or who has made that art. She just later took a photo of it and claimed she didn't do it because she's a snake.
 
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Bunny Tracks said:
Seriously, I'm starting to think that all of this is just viral marketing for the next Ace Attorney game.
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If this was ace attorney, Depp's mother's spirit would briefly enter Amber and hit him in the face, and then Edgeworth would argue that this does not count as domestic abuse as laws only apply to the living.

People who only know it from the memes don't know what a fantastical game it is.
 
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Allanon said:
Honestly when I saw the black canvases my thought was immediately that Amber had a fit and painted them over herself. Maybe it was a temper tantrum, maybe it was a fit of insecurity or depression, maybe just frustration. If you know any artists you'll know not only are they really moody but nobody destroys art more than the artist working on or who has made that art. She just later took a photo of it and claimed she didn't do it because she's a snake.
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It sounds alot like aperson on HEROIN not on MDMA and other uppers.
 
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This dude is so fucking wrong, lmao. I have been hit by Seroquel so hard I have fallen asleep at my computer chair because it crept on me too fast.

Edit: Another thing is Seroquel can give you the raging munchies. I personally wouldn't eat dairy right after taking it, because it makes like 70% of people (myself included) congested and phlegmy.
 
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what caused his downturn? beeing linked to the pritaes movies and disney...
 
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