Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[XxTardWranglerxX]

Ralph's gonna get jumped by the doctor's looking for the payment he's undoubtedly not paying

 

[MySonDavid]

I'm going to have to turn off the internet for a little while. If he gets the shit kicked out of him in Portugal again I am going to die. My heart can't take something so fucking funny. I will drop dead right on the spot.

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

LMAO, Ralph must be a masochist. The only time Ralph's ever gotten what he deserved was when he tried to step foot in Europe and it would be cosmically hilarious if it happens again. He better turn on his stream one day in a full-body cast pretending like nothing's out of the ordinary.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ralph's gonna get jumped by the doctor's looking for the payment he's undoubtedly not paying

I imagine he had to go back for something legal related to the last beat-down. Notice he got a haircut and halfway shaved.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

boring. though it highlights how pathetic ethan ralph is. nigga is so butthurt he got beatdown he has to return to show those meanies on the internet that he doesn't even care. abandoning his newborn for a cope trip, chef's kiss.

 

[Trench]

It really amazes me how bad lolcows are with money. Chantal and Amberlynn do the same thing where if they get a big paycheck at the end of the month they immediately spend it on stupid shit they don't need. All these fatties rent instead of owning a house, don't have health-insurance, don't have any money in savings for the future and don't pay their taxes. They just immediately spend all their money on short-term gratification and consumerism (and food). Instead of starting a college fund for Rozy and Xander or saving up to buy a house Ralph immediately blows his money on another trip to Portugal. Meanwhile Meigh probably gets her credit card declined at the register when she has to buy diapers for Shnozy.

It might just be that all 3 of these fat wastes of space know that they won't live long so it makes no sense for them to invest in their future and every day could be their last, but Ralph has kids now for fucks sake. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not put some money aside for your kids future, which will likely be without you.

Buying luxury brand items - especially items worn on your body - is 100% being nigger-rich. Blacks wear luxury clothes and buy BMW's to flaunt their relative wealth over the other poor blacks they surround themselves with. Ralph is just doing what is in his wigger nature. Ralph has no other skill than making a buffoon out of himself for money, and seemingly does not care that eventually that money is going to come to an end. His nigger-rich image is more important to Ethan than anything, and he will compulsively keep doing it instead of build a nest egg to deal with this inevitability for him, his horse, his daughter, or his son.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

This was a decision made Saturday thanks to the coke he bought in DC, that dirty whore making fun of his dead momma, Andy Dick on KC and esp those goddamned bitches downstairs crying all the fucking time.

 

[Liebestod]

Buying luxury brand items - especially items worn on your body - is 100% being nigger-rich. Blacks wear luxury clothes and buy BMW's to flaunt their relative wealth over the other poor blacks they surround themselves with. Ralph is just doing what is in his wigger nature. Ralph has no other skill than making a buffoon out of himself for money, and seemingly does not care that eventually that money is going to come to an end. His nigger-rich image is more important to Ethan than anything, and he will compulsively keep doing it instead of build a nest egg to deal with this inevitability for him, his horse, his daughter, or his son.

surprised he didn't leave the price tags on there .

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I have a wild theory about why Ralph has returned to Portugal. If you guys recall when Warski became a blood enemy he told a story about how Ralph spent most of Miami in a separate hotel and bought the same hooker every night because she would kiss him on the mouth. Europeans kiss people all the time. Bet he's got a new favorite whore.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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This is such a hilarious dichotomy of him trying to show off to the haters, when in reality he wasted a lot of money flying, hotel, food, and probs prostitutes soon to just sit at a bench and view his kiwi thread. Well done Ralph for being a completely joke!
Totally owned us!

 

[Topgallant]

I just noticed he has pawpaw's precious on him. Heres hoping our gunted hobbit can protect the one ring from falling into Portuguese hands!

 

[SilkyJohnson]

There's no chance he gets beaten again surely? Even someone as dense as Ralph would understand how ridiculous that would be and damaging to his image.

I'll never say never as he has a fuse as short as his reach, but surely he would have the presence of mind to not broadcast the fact if it did happen.

 

[Fìddlesticks]

It really amazes me how bad lolcows are with money. Chantal and Amberlynn do the same thing where if they get a big paycheck at the end of the month they immediately spend it on stupid shit they don't need. All these fatties rent instead of owning a house, don't have health-insurance, don't have any money in savings for the future and don't pay their taxes. They just immediately spend all their money on short-term gratification and consumerism (and food). Instead of starting a college fund for Rozy and Xander or saving up to buy a house Ralph immediately blows his money on another trip to Portugal. Meanwhile Meigh probably gets her credit card declined at the register when she has to buy diapers for Shnozy.

It might just be that all 3 of these fat wastes of space know that they won't live long so it makes no sense for them to invest in their future and every day could be their last, but Ralph has kids now for fucks sake. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not put some money aside for your kids future, which will likely be without you.

I'm sure any of their children would happily pay twice whatever their parents spent foolishly - to not have their parents in their lives. Go on daddy. Drink some more. Do another line. Go on mommy. Another burger King mukbang...

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

We have agents on every street corner piggie!!! You can't hide.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528802315053912066/photo/1

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Sitting on a park bench,
Hiding from his children and horse wench,
Gunt stretching out his clothes,
Alogs follow him wherever he goes,
Hey ragepig.
Sweating in the Spring sun,
Showing Warski that he has won,
Hey ragepig.
Obsessing on his live stream,
Muting donations if they're too mean.
Whoa, ragepig.

In Lisboa, the ragepig roots slowly,
Trying to figure out how to cross the road,
Face hurting bad as he sits breathing heavy,
While his fat escapes his pulled up socks,
Feeling alone while a nutjob snaps a picture,
You should really look up from your phones,
Ethan Ralph you pig, you make it all to easy,
You piece of shit you should pay your child support.

 

[break these cuffs]

surprised he didn't leave the price tags on there .

You don't leave the pricetag on when you're buying ghostbags.

 

[KKKaan]

Diabetic compression socks

And I was wondering why the his calves looked so familiar. My grandpa was a diabetic (although instead of being obese at 36, he was 75) and his calves were like that.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

What happened with his medical bill last time anyway? Did he pay it back than or did he have insurance?

Im sure the Portugese taxpayers and medical system would like to know.

I do not know if this is the travel insurance Ethan Ralph had or if he had one at all, but this is an example of what travel insurances cover per individual. With travel insurance, Ralph could have had all of his expenses covered or at least heavily discounted.

So this is an example flight to Lisbon from Orbitz:


Here is an exerpt from the "view insurance details and disclosures" link with specification for Virginia state residents:




Here is a portion explaining that the travel insurance would even cover the theft of his phone and purse.



PDF attached has full information and glossary of legal terms if curious

 

[Willis Vargnes]

>Ralph self-destructs at least once a month.
More like every minute or so, lol

Really, can't Ethan Ralph stop taking a L these days?

 

[Spud]

https://twitter.com/kinocopter/status/1528815141537533952

5'1 confirmed