Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

Who is the real criminal in this trial?

  • Amber Heard

    Votes: 767 72.0%
  • Johnny Depp

    Votes: 43 4.0%
  • Both

    Votes: 256 24.0%

  • Total voters
    1,066
  • Poll closed .
This dude is so fucking wrong, lmao. I have been hit by Seroquel so hard I have fallen asleep at my computer chair because it crept on me too fast.

Edit: Another thing is Seroquel can give you the raging munchies. I personally wouldn't eat dairy right after taking it, because it makes like 70% of people (myself included) congested and phlegmy.

Yep. That's how Seroquel works. I take it and have fallen asleep in my chair. It hits you and you pass out, sleep very well on it in fact. You pass out even more if you drink alcohol and take Seroquel. Not only does it make you hungry, but thirsty.

I've heard of people taking Seroquel recreationally before. I don't know why, because you just pass out and it's not a fun party drug.
BTW, Seroquel doesn't make you beat up your partners.
 
Literally all they have to do to discredit those estimations of earnings is to read reviews of the movies where she had speaking roles.
That's what amber heard's team tried doing to the mirror image witness that Depp had to substantiate their defamation damages claim. That witness completely severed it. "What random website is this from? I've never heard from them."

Of course then they read the new york post and he tried the same gambit, which of course didn't really work, lol.
 
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Aquaman is A top 10 Blockbuster.


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And yet no one's heard of any of them besides Aquaman, and she has the acting ability of a sack of rotten potatoes.
The only other thing I know her from is Zonbieland, where she plays someone who gets infected and chases the lead around his apartment trying to murder him.

So it's unsurprising that she's perfectly adequate in the role.
 
I am really bad at the whole "Find who got paid what" shit

Does anyone know how much Gwenyth Paltro got for Pepper Potts?
 
The only other thing I know her from is Zonbieland, where she plays someone who gets infected and chases the lead around his apartment trying to murder him.

So it's unsurprising that she's perfectly adequate in the role.
The only thing I've ever remembered her from is Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. I only really remember her because she was the girl that survived and she was super hot. That's it. It was a silly little movie, but I remember liking it for some of the comedic performances. Not hers. If she had chosen to stay in that lane, you know, where being hot, not Meryl Streep carries you then she'd have been fine. She's not a good actor. I think we all get that. Her career didn't expand after Aquaman because she made no impression. None, whatsoever. To the point that they were already talking about replacing her for lack of chemistry. Let's not even talk about how Johnny got her that part.

EDIT: I went back to check the cast and that WASN'T EVEN HER. I've been remembering that as generic blond girl and that's who popped up in my memory. That's how generic this bitch is.
 
How.

how
is Amber somehow finding weirder and weirder witnesses?

Surely she had to at some point look at the crazy old man with wild hair and a temper problem and go "huh. maybe this guy might hurt my case because he's such an absolute freak"

answer me without linking to or referencing that 'ugly thoughts make ugly people' meme image because that is not gonna work when Amber Heard is right there in court looking easy on the eyes and horrid on the inside.
I beg to differ with the last line. With her lifestyle she doesn't have long before she looks like Haggar from Voltron.
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She said "DC movie"

In fairness, it was a very crafted statement likely relying on plebs in the jury not listening attentively. Exhibit A: you.
She walked it back and said "uhhh DC movie" a couple of times but she didn't do that every time, and honestly given that when pressed about what she knew about the people she was comparing Herd to it seems that she is stupid enough to unironically think Aquaman was somehow the biggest movie ever.
 
She walked it back and said "uhhh DC movie" a couple of times but she didn't do that every time, and honestly given that when pressed about what she knew about the people she was comparing Herd to it seems that she is stupid enough to unironically think Aquaman was somehow the biggest movie ever.
people only saw it because of the star gate atlantis guy, he was pretty big for some time.
 
I've heard of people taking Seroquel recreationally before. I don't know why, because you just pass out and it's not a fun party drug.
As an insomniac drunk, I've considered it.

Other people I know who've gone on it did it because it's on the list of things that make you super fucked up —> unconscious, and a lot of drug fans enjoy that.
 
Who's the streamer? He just mugs and overeacts for the camera. He's incredibly obnoxious, and it looks like all his videos are like this.
Asmongold is a self described degenerate. He is a world of warcraft millionaire streamer that balks at things like washing his hands for a cooking stream. He had a girlfriend once for two weeks and he says he is surprised that she even lasted that long. He makes a lot of jokes about himself, and about that last one he says "my dad took me aside and told me that women appreciate hygiene. No idea why he told me that".

He also learned that you're supposed to wash your bedsheets (ever), and not wear shirts for more than a day, though he disagreed.

During the earlier mentioned cooking stream, he also refused to wash his hands and showed he instead wipes his hands on his pants. And when mentioned that his pants would get dirty, he explains his strategy of remembering where he wipes his hands and using a different spot on his pants each time.

Personally I like watching him to stay up to date on all the blizzard drama, because I've known people in and around the company.
 
Asmongold is a self described degenerate. He is a world of warcraft millionaire streamer that balks at things like washing his hands for a cooking stream. He had a girlfriend once for two weeks and he says he is surprised that he even lasted that long. He makes a lot of jokes about himself, and about that last one he says "my dad took me aside and told me that women appreciate hygiene. No idea why he told me that".

He also learned that you're supposed to wash your bedsheets (ever), and not wear shirts for more than a day, though he disagreed.

During the earlier mentioned cooking stream, he also refused to wash his hands and showed he instead wipes his hands on his pants. And when mentioned that his pants would get dirty, he explains his strategy of remembering where he wipes his hands and using a different spot on his pants each time.

Personally I like watching him to stay up to date on all the blizzard drama, because I've known people in and around the company.
Yeah he looks and acts every bit of what you said. He's balding terribly and that hair looks like shit. His agape mouth and neurotic twitchy reacts are just awful. Thanks for the info though.

His the legend of asmongold video was pathetic. No one cares that you played an mmo ten years ago.
 
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