Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 66 14.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 85 18.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 201 42.5%

  • Total voters
    473
This line-up is solid, (rackets,branca,legal mindset, legal vices).
It's so good legaybytes had to pull out the big guns and start eating on stream to get ahead of nick in views.
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I listened to the Chrissy Mayr guest appearance on the day of the gunt's interview with her.
I remember Nick and Chrissy wondering whether Matt knows he has fans. As a matter of fact, he knew - or rather hoped - ahead of time that he would.
I was too lazy to pull up the actual manifesto so have this dug-up cap as well.
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Of note is that this is one of the times that he doesn't spell nigger in all caps.
 
This other guy doesn't seem to have as good cross as Camille.

Not Elaine level bad, but doesn't have the oomph of Camille.

EDIT: Okay I can see where he's going with his lines of questioning. He's shredding her credibility
 
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So what's Heards team going to have left on time after today? If I'm doing My Maffs (TM pending) correctly they should have something like 2 hours left after all their blustering around today and they still have witnesses to call yes?
 
So what's Heards team going to have left on time after today? If I'm doing My Maffs (TM pending) correctly they should have something like 2 hours left after all their blustering around today and they still have witnesses to call yes?
I think they went into today with 8 hours and change. I don't think they've burned more than four hours today. It's been mostly cross since Depp has a bunch of time left.

EDIT: Depp has 16ish hours left, Heard has 4ish.
 
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Why the fuck didn't Depp's lawyer object to the crazy cat lawyer's use of "Depp-Waldman statements" to refer to the Waldman statements? Assumes facts not in evidence, improper legal conclusion. They got to say "Depp-Waldman statements" to the jury about a million times implying that the statements are connected to Johnny Depp when there's literally nothing in evidence other than unfounded speculation that they might be.
This other guy doesn't seem to have as good cross as Camille.

Not Elaine level bad, but doesn't have the oomph of Camille.

EDIT: Okay I can see where he's going with his lines of questioning. He's shredding her credibility
His objections suck but his cross was reasonably good.
 
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This expert makes Heard look vindictive, trying to make up a countersuit and pretending she was going to breakout when this bitch doesn't even know who Patrick Wilson is, and who he was in the same fucking movie.
 
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