The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Von Wolf Demon]

As someone who has personally tried to do floors before getting the shits and paying a professional to do it, it is a shit job and so easy, as an amateur, to mess up.

Yikes. Doing that kind of work sucks by itself, can't imagine trying to do it with explosive diarrhea.

But considering this is the KGIU, if this happened to Penny I bet Kevin would stream it. I'm sure at least one of his fans has a diarrhea fetish.

 

[Bob_]

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This is the sort of shit stoned teenagers talk about, how embarrassing to publicly tweet this as an old ass man.

 

[BunchofMunch]

You’re absolutely right that if you’re struggling with it, you’re better off cutting your losses and hiring a professional.

As an aside, all the after pictures make me depressed. No matter what the lighting is like, the eye is immediately drawn to the patchwork of surfaces with that horrible textured-yet-reflective finish, every edge and join not quite being aligned, the visible lumpy seams, the unfinished reveals. Imagine living with that, it would really get to you.

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Leas raging and more attention to detail, dickhead.

Is this Penis' admission of the tranch falling apart?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'll take my clocks but with Kevin in Bongland indefinitely, it would be a fantastic time for Penny and Jen to go out for a pack of smokes and never come back.

 

[Bob_]

Is this Penis' admission of the tranch falling apart?

Nah, I read it that society is going to flip due to some violent uprising leaving the trans to become masters of all.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nah, I read it that society is going to flip due to some violent uprising leaving the trans to become masters of all.

It’s the Merge.

 

[Squirrelcop]

Nah, I read it that society is going to flip due to some violent uprising leaving the trans to become masters of all.

Ah yes, the Great Pronoun War is upon us...

 

[Coccxys]

You’re absolutely right that if you’re struggling with it, you’re better off cutting your losses and hiring a professional.

As an aside, all the after pictures make me depressed. No matter what the lighting is like, the eye is immediately drawn to the patchwork of surfaces with that horrible textured-yet-reflective finish, every edge and join not quite being aligned, the visible lumpy seams, the unfinished reveals. Imagine living with that, it would really get to you.

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Leas raging and more attention to detail, dickhead.

Hey Phil it's "I know you're tired and horrified" at least don't suck at the grammar while trying to sound deep.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Ah yes, the Great Pronoun War is upon us...

Begun, the troon war has.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

So after they bail, then momma Nelson, Sky, and Bonnie must come to some form of agreement on selling, which I assume Bonnie will make that process as complicated as possible.

After that, then is the fun process of finding a real estate agent that will sell the house. That’s the easy part. The hard part is that the agent is going to want many of the issues fixed, replaced, renovated, etc. (I don’t even know how they handle the arid wasteland in this aspect?) Either way, that cost $$$$$. Obviously, they don’t HAVE to do improvements, but it obviously makes the property desirable to potential buyers.

Man, it would be fucking hilarious if a band of Kiwis got together to create Elusive Earl LLC and bought the land under the company so that the Tranch Saga ends with Earl achieving total domination.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Man, it would be fucking hilarious if a band of Kiwis got together to create Elusive Earl LLC and bought the land under the company so that the Tranch Saga ends with Earl achieving total domination.

And the Tranch is turned into a lovely little place called The Kiwi Farm, dedicated to raising flightless New Zealand birds, growing Chinese Gooseberries, and hosting servers for forums of internet bullies.

 

[HackerX]

Man, it would be fucking hilarious if a band of Kiwis got together to create Elusive Earl LLC and bought the land under the company so that the Tranch Saga ends with Earl achieving total domination.

It's not out of the realm of possibility after the foreclosure saga. That property is going to be dirt cheap and just sit there abandoned until god knows how long. We could have a Detroit situation where you can buy property for about $100 or whatever.

 

[Prolego]

For those of you still wondering why the Tranch doesn't grow more of its own food, here's a tweet from Phil from a couple of days ago

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1528116899233398785

(head over to twitter if you really want to watch the video, but I'm guessing that most of you have seen snow before). It's the end of May and they're snowed in again.

 

[retard strength]

Man, it would be fucking hilarious if a band of Kiwis got together to create Elusive Earl LLC and bought the land under the company so that the Tranch Saga ends with Earl achieving total domination.

The land is cursed now, more dried up and fruitless than Haitian soil. They let the sparse greenery get eaten up and eroded the topsoil, replacing it with piles of alpaca shit so large they can be seen from Google Earth. The house has been fumigated with amhole and animal hoarding, along with the general roughness 6+ men can do to a place on the inside. I wouldn't want to be the one in charge of saving it.

The joke is on whoever is stuck with this burden. Either Fat Paul's mom or the bank.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'd buy it and put up a giant billboard that says, "TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN."

 

[Oxyjen]

I'd buy it and put up a giant billboard that says, "TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN."

Four Billboards Outside Westcliffe Colorado.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

That property is going to be dirt cheap and just sit there abandoned until god knows how long. We could have a Detroit situation where you can buy property for about $100 or whatever.

See that's kind of the pitfall the Tranchers fell into in the first place.

I wouldn't want to be the one in charge of saving it. The joke is on whoever is stuck with this burden.

The reason town council owned plots in fuckoff nowhere are cheap is because they're actually worthless. For 200k you're buying an opportunity to make something of the place that might be worth it, but if it was easy everyone'd be doing it. As the place stands now it'd be a burden even if you got it for free.

 

[The Final Troondown]

For those of you still wondering why the Tranch doesn't grow more of its own food, here's a tweet from Phil from a couple of days ago

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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1528116899233398785

(head over to twitter if you really want to watch the video, but I'm guessing that most of you have seen snow before). It's the end of May and they're snowed in again.

Ahh I see they've got their own Coloradmya
I wonder if they'll line their driveway with the bones of the alpacas and field troons that freeze to death

 

[Open Window Maniac]

We should buy the land and turn in into a museum cataloguing the horros of animal abuse and transgenderism.

 

[s0mbra]

We should buy the land and turn in into a museum cataloguing the horros of animal abuse and transgenderism.

Nah. Turn it into an actual alpaca rescue