Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Iron Hamster]

re: the Castlevania thing; does anybody know which of the Castlevania games Lou actually plays?

None. He spends all day every day crying and grifting on twitter.
And his dead mother isn't going to jail be it now or 3 weeks from now. This arc has really got to be one of his most pathetic.

 

[Wheresthepaper]

re: the Castlevania thing; does anybody know which of the Castlevania games Lou actually plays? SotN is indisputably the best of the franchise, and Lou has mentioned his interest in Castelvania numerous times, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Lou was interested only in some obscure title (Dracula X maybe?), and completely ignored the mainstream consensus on Castlevania.

Probably the Lords of Shadow reboot games that were on 360/PS3. I actually liked 1 but 2 was a confusing mess.

Since he had a switch he probably has both the collections that came out within the last year or so. One with the NES games on it and the other with the 3 GBA games.

 

[Solid Snek]

None. He spends all day every day crying and grifting on twitter.
And his dead mother isn't going to jail be it now or 3 weeks from now. This arc has really got to be one of his most pathetic.

BUT SHE COULD BE!

might be

remote possibility it will happen

SHE WILL GO TO JAIL!

maybe

guys stop I never said...

 

[Next Task]

I want to hear how Lou thinks this way

There was probably an inciting incident, but I bet Lou wishes everyone he disagrees with would die, and just projects that onto anyone who disagrees with him. Plus, it's troon dogma that everyone wants to murder them, and Lou's need for victimhood means that's one of the few parts of being a troon he actually bothers with.

 

[The Dude]

The "Denise goes to jail" arc isn't fun at all. Unlike Zoro the cat, this has been proven to be real and there's not really any winning choices here. Denise goes to jail, and Lou immediately assumes Next of Kin for Louman Shield and they both go homeless because of Lou's incompetence, or Denise stays and Lou throws this all away as some sort of joke and his orbiters will pretend nothing happened as well.

IF Denise goes to jail (not very likely IMHO) then Coach would likely be next in line to be the kid's guardian. Louie would be far, far down the list as he's never held down a job, doesn't have a reliable income, has had legal issues himself, he's basically a squatter in the house, and he's practically a child himself. Fucksake, he's not even fit to babysit the kid for an afternoon, let alone be a responsible guardian.

 

[Next Task]

Fucksake, he's not even fit to babysit the kid for an afternoon, let alone be a responsible guardian.

Also not even trusted to babysit the kid for the afternoon by his criminal mother. Denise knows she can't leave the poor boy alone with his half-uncle, because she knows what Lou is capable of.

 

[The Dude]

Also not even trusted to babysit the kid for the afternoon by his criminal mother. Denise knows she can't leave the poor boy alone with his half-uncle, because she knows what Lou is capable of.

I'm sure if it does begin to look like jail time is likely for Denise that she will make arrangements for her grandson to be looked after. If not by coach then by some other family member, like her sister. My prediction is that she will get a fine and community service. The fact that she's an old lady and the primary caregiver of her husband and young grandchild make actual jail time unlikely.

Louie is like an Obama-era AG: he never lets a crisis go to waste. So he's just taking advantage of the situation to get those sweet GriftBux, because he's an opportunistic piece of shit and all he cares about is getting those new shinies any way he can (except actually work for the money).

 

[Spunt]

The more I learn about Denise the more I understand how Lou turned out the way he did. That mugshot gives off pure psycho bitch vibes. She'd be a Grade A Lolcow if she was more active on social media.

 

[Solid Snek]

IF Denise goes to jail (not very likely IMHO) then Coach would likely be next in line to be the kid's guardian. Louie would be far, far down the list as he's never held down a job, doesn't have a reliable income, has had legal issues himself, he's basically a squatter in the house, and he's practically a child himself. Fucksake, he's not even fit to babysit the kid for an afternoon, let alone be a responsible guardian.

Also not even trusted to babysit the kid for the afternoon by his criminal mother. Denise knows she can't leave the poor boy alone with his half-uncle, because she knows what Lou is capable of.

He still hasn't mentioned the Shield, to no one's surprise.

Hopefully Lou will catch up on this thread and suddenly, miraculously, decide to express concern for the imminent danger (potential, remote chance) of his beloved young nephew losing his primary care provider. For now, though, Lou's only stated concern is buying (yet another) laptop.


He also made a post about ponies, where he mentions his dead grandfather (geneaLougists may be interested in this one):

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1528556949213691905

https://archive.ph/Aw1bA

I'm not sure when his grandfather died previously, but one week after Smile would be on or around February 25, 2012.

Spoiler: Pony-to-English

For Kiwis who aren't familiar with Brony cows, Smile is a famous MLP song, and was partially responsible for a horrifyingly violent fan animation that traumatized millions of zoomer children.

His grandfather died just as that song started!

something something, Robertchu and the Loud Noise?



As for Slice of Life, that was an episode widely acknowledged as an exercise in fanservice and Brony pandering. It had nothing to do with the rest of the show's storyline, but instead featured a dozen little segments referencing fan-favorite side characters and Brony memes - including canonizing a popular lesbian 'ship pairing, and an extended dubstep musical number for some reason.

Lou getting misty-eyed over "that one episode written for fat adults rather than small children" is funny, but all too predictable.

Plus a beeewsted RT, which I found amusing:

"help avana escape police"



For anyone curious, yes, it looks like this is exactly what it sounds like:

This individual is currently on the run from the police, and is trying to get money so that he can evade arrest and get out of the city where the cops are looking for him.


I... this can't be legal, can it?

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-ava...heet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

https://archive.ph/lTD0V

Twitter: https://twitter.com/noluvgworl

https://archive.ph/2CZ0g

Already raised over a thousand dollars, though! Future wanted criminals, take note!

 

[The Dude]

He still hasn't mentioned the Shield, to no one's surprise.

Hopefully Lou will catch up on this thread and suddenly, miraculously, decide to express concern for the imminent danger (potential, remote chance) of his beloved young nephew losing his primary care provider. For now, though, Lou's only stated concern is buying (yet another) laptop.


He also made a post about ponies, where he mentions his dead grandfather (geneaLougists may be interested in this one):
View attachment 3310940

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1528556949213691905

https://archive.ph/Aw1bA

I'm not sure when his grandfather died previously, but one week after Smile would be on or around February 25, 2012.

Spoiler: Pony-to-English

For Kiwis who aren't familiar with Brony cows, Smile is a famous MLP song, and was partially responsible for a horrifyingly violent fan animation that traumatized millions of zoomer children.

His grandfather died just as that song started!

something something, Robertchu and the Loud Noise?



As for Slice of Life, that was an episode widely acknowledged as an exercise in fanservice and Brony pandering. It had nothing to do with the rest of the show's storyline, but instead featured a dozen little segments referencing fan-favorite side characters and Brony memes - including canonizing a popular lesbian 'ship pairing, and an extended dubstep musical number for some reason.

Lou getting misty-eyed over "that one episode written for fat adults rather than small children" is funny, but all too predictable.

Plus a beeewsted RT, which I found amusing:
View attachment 3310939
"help avana escape police"



For anyone curious, yes, it looks like this is exactly what it sounds like:
View attachment 3311005
This individual is currently on the run from the police, and is trying to get money so that he can evade arrest and get out of the city where the cops are looking for him.


I... this can't be legal, can it?
View attachment 3311007
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-ava...heet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

https://archive.ph/lTD0V

Twitter: https://twitter.com/noluvgworl

https://archive.ph/2CZ0g

Already raised over a thousand dollars, though! Future wanted criminals, take note!

I'd like to know how Louie knows for a fact that his grampa passed just as that stupid ponyfaggot song started. Was Louie sitting there in the hospital room with his dying grandfather, watching MLP on the TV? Could you imagine Louie going with his family to visit grampa on his deathbed, all the aunts and uncles and cousins crowded around the bed crying while Louie is screaming at them to shut the fuck up because his ponies are on? I can totally see that happening. Poor grampa passing away with fucking pastel cartoon ponies singing cheery kids songs as the last thing he hears in his mortal life.

And yes, I'm fully aware that Louie is 99.9% likely pulling that story right out his 500lb diabetic ass to get attention.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'd like to know how Louie knows for a fact that his grampa passed just as that stupid ponyfaggot song started. Was Louie sitting there in the hospital room with his dying grandfather, watching MLP on the TV? Could you imagine Louie going with his family to visit grampa on his deathbed, all the aunts and uncles and cousins crowded around the bed crying while Louie is screaming at them to shut the fuck up because his ponies are on? I can totally see that happening. Poor grampa passing away with fucking pastel cartoon ponies singing cheery kids songs as the last thing he hears in his mortal life.

This is my preferred version of events, yes.

Grandpa lying there, helpless, as next to him, his idiot manchild of a grandson watches reruns of My Little Pony.

He wants to say something to Lou - this, the final legacy of a long and stormy life. But as the pastel ponies prance across his grandson's television screen, he finds himself at a loss for words. His gaze slips from Lou, to the horses, to Lou again, the knowledge that this is the future he spent so many years building, catching the words in his throat.

The song starts, he sighs, mutters "aaaah fuck it", and just gives up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He still hasn't mentioned the Shield, to no one's surprise.

Hopefully Lou will catch up on this thread and suddenly, miraculously, decide to express concern for the imminent danger (potential, remote chance) of his beloved young nephew losing his primary care provider. For now, though, Lou's only stated concern is buying (yet another) laptop.


He also made a post about ponies, where he mentions his dead grandfather (geneaLougists may be interested in this one):
View attachment 3310940

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1528556949213691905

https://archive.ph/Aw1bA

I'm not sure when his grandfather died previously, but one week after Smile would be on or around February 25, 2012.

Spoiler: Pony-to-English

For Kiwis who aren't familiar with Brony cows, Smile is a famous MLP song, and was partially responsible for a horrifyingly violent fan animation that traumatized millions of zoomer children.

His grandfather died just as that song started!

something something, Robertchu and the Loud Noise?



As for Slice of Life, that was an episode widely acknowledged as an exercise in fanservice and Brony pandering. It had nothing to do with the rest of the show's storyline, but instead featured a dozen little segments referencing fan-favorite side characters and Brony memes - including canonizing a popular lesbian 'ship pairing, and an extended dubstep musical number for some reason.

Lou getting misty-eyed over "that one episode written for fat adults rather than small children" is funny, but all too predictable.

Plus a beeewsted RT, which I found amusing:
View attachment 3310939
"help avana escape police"



For anyone curious, yes, it looks like this is exactly what it sounds like:
View attachment 3311005
This individual is currently on the run from the police, and is trying to get money so that he can evade arrest and get out of the city where the cops are looking for him.


I... this can't be legal, can it?
View attachment 3311007
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-ava...heet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

https://archive.ph/lTD0V

Twitter: https://twitter.com/noluvgworl

https://archive.ph/2CZ0g

Already raised over a thousand dollars, though! Future wanted criminals, take note!

Don't forget, fattz has claimed he has custody of the shield.

 

[JaneThough]

I'd like to know how Louie knows for a fact that his grampa passed just as that stupid ponyfaggot song started. Was Louie sitting there in the hospital room with his dying grandfather, watching MLP on the TV? Could you imagine Louie going with his family to visit grampa on his deathbed, all the aunts and uncles and cousins crowded around the bed crying while Louie is screaming at them to shut the fuck up because his ponies are on? I can totally see that happening. Poor grampa passing away with fucking pastel cartoon ponies singing cheery kids songs as the last thing he hears in his mortal life.

And yes, I'm fully aware that Louie is 99.9% likely pulling that story right out his 500lb diabetic ass to get attention.

How dare you. That song is seared into his memory at that time, just like the numbers on his grandmother's arm. It haunts him to this day.

 

[Vampirella]

He also made a post about ponies, where he mentions his dead grandfather (geneaLougists may be interested in this one):

So a song about a pink pony making her friends smile started playing right when his grandpa died and made Lou happy. It's such an upbeat song, why tie it to death, unless Lou is saying he's happy his grandpa is dead. I mean we know he hates his family (he hates everyone really), so he would be happy when they die.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

"All around badass" - The levels of delusion here, my god.

There are almost 1,400 pages of evidence straight from Lou's own mouth that he is a complete and total pussy.

Wait, sorry, I'm mistaken. Badasses do in fact "Cry themselves to sleep" every night, are "Tired, so tired" and have slapfights over capeshit and have never worked a day in their lives.

Firefighters? Total fucking bitches next to Badass Lou over here. Veterans who spent their time overseas getting shot at and faced death on a daily basis? That's nothing, Lou has faced a trip to Walmart on a sore foot, no fucking contest.

 

[Solid Snek]

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"All around badass" - The levels of delusion here, my god.

There are almost 1,400 pages of evidence straight from Lou's own mouth that he is a complete and total pussy.

Wait, sorry, I'm mistaken. Badasses do in fact "Cry themselves to sleep" every night, are "Tired, so tired" and have slapfights over capeshit and have never worked a day in their lives.

Firefighters? Total fucking bitches next to Badass Lou over here. Veterans who spent his time overseas getting shot at and faced death on a daily basis? That's nothing, Lou has faced a trip to Walmart on a sore foot, no fucking contest.

He's bad, and he's an ass, and he's most certainly round, but I'm not sure that's what he means by "all around badass".

 

[Iron Hamster]

View attachment 3312282

"All around badass" - The levels of delusion here, my god.

There are almost 1,400 pages of evidence straight from Lou's own mouth that he is a complete and total pussy.

Wait, sorry, I'm mistaken. Badasses do in fact "Cry themselves to sleep" every night, are "Tired, so tired" and have slapfights over capeshit and have never worked a day in their lives.

Firefighters? Total fucking bitches next to Badass Lou over here. Veterans who spent their time overseas getting shot at and faced death on a daily basis? That's nothing, Lou has faced a trip to Walmart on a sore foot, no fucking contest.

His grandmother that tried to stop a train was badass. Unfortunately, it's not hereditary.

 

[The Dude]

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"All around badass" - The levels of delusion here, my god.

There are almost 1,400 pages of evidence straight from Lou's own mouth that he is a complete and total pussy.

Wait, sorry, I'm mistaken. Badasses do in fact "Cry themselves to sleep" every night, are "Tired, so tired" and have slapfights over capeshit and have never worked a day in their lives.

Firefighters? Total fucking bitches next to Badass Lou over here. Veterans who spent their time overseas getting shot at and faced death on a daily basis? That's nothing, Lou has faced a trip to Walmart on a sore foot, no fucking contest.

Obviously Lard-Ais was using his speech-to-text feature to update his Twatter bio and the app had a hard time understanding Louie's blubber mouth, thus misspelled "fat ass" as "badass".

 

[Sintharia]

Lou pretends to be a badass because it makes him feel better about himself. That's how he gets the courage to go start arguments with other people on the internet. Sheer imagined badassery.

 

[The Dude]

Lou pretends to be a badass because it makes him feel better about himself. That's how he gets the courage to go start arguments with other people on the internet. Sheer imagined badassery.

It's not like Lard-Ais has the balls to pick arguments with people (other than his family) in real life. People can't deck you in your fat face on the internet.