DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

Keem is such a little dork, whatever he’s trying to do with DSP ain’t gonna be the gold dust you all want it to be

 

[Kosher Dill]

Anyway, the one thing we should all remember is that the $50K is very real, absolutely not a troll, and Keem has probably already sent it to Phil.

 

[Pargon]

Keem is such a little dork, whatever he’s trying to do with DSP ain’t gonna be the gold dust you all want it to be

I don’t disagree with you but at the same time I’m not sure you need to be Machiavelli to fuck with the willing inhabitants of the Vortex.

 

[garrybkk]

I would like to see what would happen if he gets $50k. How long it would last, how long till he starts begging again, will they go to the zoo or honeymoon, will he buy a new PC and green screen?

 

[stinkman45]

i don't know if im the first to say this, BUT...

DSP looks like Mike From RedLetterMedia.

 

[MAWBD]

will they go to the zoo or honeymoon, will he buy a new PC and green screen?

If by that you mean "Sweaty man JPGs" then yes, all of it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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DSP on the frontpage of r/cringe congrats Phil!

https://old.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/uvqrqa/streamer_gets_400_in_memberships_says_thats_not/

How crazy do you think it drives Phil that outside of detractor forums and his paypigs he is literally only known as the guy who jerked off on livestream? That's the very first thing people learn about him.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

How crazy do you think it drives Phil that outside of detractor forums and his paypigs he is literally only known as the guy who jerked off on livestream? That's the very first thing people learn about him.

That is gonna be his legacy even long after he is gone. Unless somehow he does something even dumber but I doubt it.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

I hope Phil really gets those 50,000$. The utter salt from detractors not being able to cope will be worth it.
Keem can actually do it, he can afford it and he is a troll.

Hard agree. Imagine if he actually manages to get it and memory-holes it immediately and bans everyone who mentions it while his dents either keep contributing or finally get sick of his begging, and nothing improves in his life at all, his wife still hates him, his streams are still shit, and he just drinks more, orders more food, and gambles more. It just disappears and we all know where it went, and then it's business as usual.

I'm totally on board.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

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DSP on the frontpage of r/cringe congrats Phil!

https://old.reddit.com/r/cringe/comments/uvqrqa/streamer_gets_400_in_memberships_says_thats_not/

“Is that the guy!?”
“It’s the guy!”

This is your real legacy, Phil. How does it feel knowing that the only worthwhile thing you have ever done in your entire life is jacking off on a livestream?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

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How crazy do you think it drives Phil that outside of detractor forums and his paypigs he is literally only known as the guy who jerked off on livestream? That's the very first thing people learn about him.

Because that's everyone knows him for. The dude that knocked out one on stream and forgot the camera was on. "Oh, the camera's on? The camera's been on the whole time, huh? I didn't even know. Hello!" No the 13 year beggacy, the cancer on the FGC, Phil the groomer, or Phil the "mature adult with a business degree.", but the dude that jerked off on stream.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I hope Phil really gets those 50,000$. The utter salt from detractors not being able to cope will be worth it.
Keem can actually do it, he can afford it and he is a troll.

Anyone who’s been paying any attention knows damn well no amount of money will turn his life around. Scopley will own every penny of that by the end of the month.

 

[We Are The Witches]

DSP winning the hypothetical match will put some people on suicide watch. Just earned 50 grand in a fair fight, what else could you add afterwards? Probably complaints about facing another out of shape trainwreck, or the fact that he jumped quickly when he saw the money, the YT comment section will be a circus.

I actually prefer this to happen, way more fun, otherwise is predictable.

But DSP is most likely not doing it, he's old, has a bad back and 0 training in fighting. I can see him accepting 200000$ though only if the opponent is someone like Wings for example, or if it's involving fake wrestling moves. (Carefully worded on DMs, you don't want to look fake if Keem decides to leak the messages)

But is it a fight? Maybe it's something completely different.

 

[MoonRocker]

Y’all are tripping if you genuinely believe for one fucking second that DSP will partake in any sort of activity that would not be heavily curated and controlled per his insane preconditions.

If we are correct in our assessment that this would be an amateur sporting event, that would require Phil to step outside of his house, amongst a crowd of strangers where he would not be able to control the narrative. Moreover, this is a “man” who’s complained about carrying a gallon of milk from his car to his condo. We’re now expecting him to glove up and throw down. We just learned this bitch ass nigga is getting his sweat on from power walks. Not lifting weights, not intensive cardio, not hitting the gym, but going on a relatively fast paced walk around his neighborhood… I can’t even.

If anything, this is probably going to end on a rant about how Keemstar is a scammer and asshole and he would never do anything with him because Phil is the “Honest Guy” and would never associate with known toxic people.

 

[PieceofShet]

I hope whatever the deal is, it involves dsp going outside... /gulp/... going in public.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Keem is such a little dork, whatever he’s trying to do with DSP ain’t gonna be the gold dust you all want it to be

this. theres no way anyone can actually believe throwing 50k at phil is a good investment.

 

[Broomer]

Y’all are tripping if you genuinely believe for one fucking second that DSP will partake [...]

I don't think anyone actually is, we're laughing at all assorted hypothetical outcomes of whatever the unknown thing is.

If anything, this is probably going to end on a rant about how Keemstar is a scammer and asshole and he would never do anything with him because Phil is the “Honest Guy” and would never associate with known toxic people.

Keemstar *is* an asshole and he's trolling Dave, what's not to like about that?

Edit: Drunk writing made into language

 

[Lolidaki]

Y’all are tripping if you genuinely believe for one fucking second that DSP will partake in any sort of activity that would not be heavily curated and controlled per his insane preconditions.

If we are correct in our assessment that this would be an amateur sporting event, that would require Phil to step outside of his house, amongst a crowd of strangers where he would not be able to control the narrative. Moreover, this is a “man” who’s complained about carrying a gallon of milk from his car to his condo. We’re now expecting him to glove up and throw down. We just learned this bitch ass nigga is getting his sweat on from power walks. Not lifting weights, not intensive cardio, not hitting the gym, but going on a relatively fast paced walk around his neighborhood… I can’t even.

If anything, this is probably going to end on a rant about how Keemstar is a scammer and asshole and he would never do anything with him because Phil is the “Honest Guy” and would never associate with known toxic people.

exactly, the ego takes priority when it comes to effort, usually, it loses to money (Ello Hell and Asscreed shill streams), but sure as fuck not to something high effort as having to train and leave his house.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I would like to see what would happen if he gets $50k. How long it would last, how long till he starts begging again, will they go to the zoo or honeymoon, will he buy a new PC and green screen?

Some people are just destined to be poor. Here we have a guy who is essentially given a 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th chance. He could gain a new audience, get new buisiness partners, maybe expand his social circle, and on top of that he collects $50k to invest and save and freshen up his life with.

Now do ANY of you think any of the above will happen? Or is it all going to the black hole?

 

[Freshtodeath]

You think for one second he's not going to increase his spending after getting 50k? he's going to be dining out at fanciest restaurants. He's obsessed with sit down food.