Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

May? May?

Call your family. Take Rosie, everything you own, and run. Don't be there when he comes back.

You won't get an opportunity like this one again.

She had the chance last time he did this. She stayed. Things have escalated ever since. She chose this, and keeps choosing it.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

She had the chance last time he did this. She stayed. Things have escalated ever since. She chose this, and keeps choosing it.

Don't call it a grave something something

 

[BelUwUga]

How many Burger Kings do you actually think are in Gambia? I'm guessing not many. How could you reasonably expect Ralph to survive?

Although it would be absolutely hilarious to see Ralph have a 90 day fiance style meltdown trying to adapt to such a foreign place to him.

Closest match I can get is Jay's Burger or King of Schwarma:

 

[Barbarus]

All that knock off burberry from the Africans at the street stalls won't make you look any more rich Gunt, even street shitters, Albanians and road men wear that stuff.

Hey Ralph you can't even go to quality bars lmao... just shit poor dives. Nigga can't afford the more expensive bars like Bar 106. Actual poor fat

 

[AltisticRight]

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It's confirmed to be a purse.

Burberry? Did you really think this will impress anyone with remotely any fashion knowledge, Ethan? Burberry is known for their scarves and small bear figurines that people hang from their handbags, not man purses. Their coats are also decent but it's not offered in quintuple XL. I don't think I've ever heard anyone with Burberry stuff brag their riches, it's usually at least mediocre Gucci shit that falls apart in 2 years.

Also, what's the difference between Burberry in America and Portugal? There is none, people buy their scarves and clothing, not their mediocre ugly bags that look worse than Chinese replicas. His response made it sound like he's visiting Portugal specifically to buy a new purse, actually that's probably the case. Of course, he can't stand a minute with his steed and ReRollRozy.

I bet Ralph thinks Burberry is Italian.
(It's not.)

 

[Retink]

Where is he getting the money for all of these retarded trips? Is he just racking up some insane credit card debt?

So AI can make Ralph use gloves to fight, not being a gigantic GORDÃO, and to be inside the ring in a fictional sense.
But the Real Ralph continues to disappoint everyone.

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Ah, the old under and behind the rope sneak attack punch technique I see:

 

[Polyboros2]

Closest match I can get is Jay's Burger or King of Schwarma:
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Maybe May went to The Gambia while Ralph is in Portugal.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

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Look at all the fun Ralph is having on his vacation all by himself. He can't stop reading Kiwifarms.

Hi Ralph you pathetic loser.

It reminds me of Patrick but I think Patrick had less of gunt.

 

[AltisticRight]

POV: You are the unwashed asshole of a barely legal teenage girl. ​

 

[Cucktry Roads]

God. I went to work this morning with a list of shit I needed to do early. I pulled up my phone and looked for something to listen to and low and behold, there was the news that this fucking retarded pig decided out of no where to go back to Portugal.

Did he really need to get away from the mare and colt that badly? Doesn't he realize that warski doesn't give a fuck? Is he going to go to amazing portugese restaurants like Burger King and watch great Portugese television like American Sportsball, just like last time? Also, why the fuck aren't the Vickers getting this pig for child support since he can go across the ocean on vacation on a moment's notice, yet can't pay a cent for his son.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Bro why the fuck would he go back to portugal? There are so many more interesting places in the US alone he could go but he goes to fucking portugal of all places

 

[Under Arrest]

To get another severe beating.

Portugal 2: Man Purse Boogaloo

Good, maybe he can get his other eye broken

Hopefully his other eye gets caved in this time.

Somewhere in all of this there's an old saying about tempting fate....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Burberry bags are the default purchase of white trash and niggers everywhere. Louis Vuitton or STFU, you broke bitch.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Bro why the fuck would he go back to portugal? There are so many more interesting places in the US alone he could go but he goes to fucking portugal of all places

Because his ego is so fragile it still digs at him every single day that people laugh at the fact he got his shit pushed in there. So because the internet perpetually laughs at him being a retarded wigger dumbass this is his cope vacation to prove to the broke dick farms that he can go to portugal without being beat up, and he's not ascared of tan colored men. Though, he won't fly to fight andy warski or step into a ring. "maybe this way people will stop calling me less of a pussy"

 

[RussianParasite]

Lol, didn’t even bother inviting Dax this time. Perhaps Ralph has taken the hint?

 

[BelUwUga]

Burberry bags are the default purchase of white trash and niggers everywhere. Louis Vuitton or STFU, you broke bitch.

I will only respect the Burberry if he also gets the hat and coat:

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

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Damn, look at those lifts.

I noticed that as well. Ralph pretends they don't exist but uses it for vanity's sake to claim he's taller than what he actually is. I wanted to say at first that these are diabetic shoes because they are designed this way, but I couldn't find a pair of diabetic athletic shoes made by Nike.

 

[Popper Whiting]

Bro why the fuck would he go back to portugal? There are so many more interesting places in the US alone he could go but he goes to fucking portugal of all places

To try and salvage a loss and come back a own both the Alawgz and Warski for some warped pig reason. The fact he got laughed at by a lot of people, especially Metokur, means that beating and the subsequent mocking he got has been at the forefront of his mind all year. By going back, streaming acting like a dick and hopefully not cop another beating Ralph can spin it in his own heads that he won. He took a massive narcissistic injury and this is a massive public cope to try and convince others, and himself, that he didn't.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I will only respect the Burberry if he also gets the hat and coat:
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[Topgallant]

Lol, didn’t even bother inviting Dax this time. Perhaps Ralph has taken the hint?

We can only wonder which of his limbs would have spontaneously exploded this time