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Really hoping the a-log slowly fucks with him over the course of his trip. Jog past him whispering "suweeeeeeee" or something like that.
Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder
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Hey Ralph, make sure that your second eurotrip actually continues and is not cut short.
I've heard Barcelona is a very safe city for tourists and the dudes in Paris are welcoming.
I've heard Barcelona is a very safe city for tourists and the dudes in Paris are welcoming.
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Or just follow him around and randomly holler "Hey, aren't you Chris Farley?" whenever there's a crowd around.
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Im fairly certain if someone were to count his dono lists for each day versus how much hes spending he’s definitely spending more than he earns. This lifestyle hes created is gonna leave him broke in a few years.
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Broke arc before Halloween. Hopefully the rent on the crackshack is paid up to the end of the year
There it is, the cope. Has to bring a blood enemy into it too, Flamenco.
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Look at that gunt protruding. Disgraceful.
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Who wants to place bets on the injury he’ll suffer this time?
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@Null you said you’ve moved right? If Ralph gets beat up again you might have to prove that you aren’t spawn camping Ralph in Portugal with your network of Portuguese Farmers tracking the Ralphmales every movement.
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Bet you in reality he's scared out of his mind being followed mere hours into his return to beat down central. Dude can't even go into a sanctioned boxing match without being a massive pussy about it. Keep projecting Ralph, you're off to a great start already!
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Flamenco: Does nothing, says nothing because he got flagged off Twitter by Gunty
Gunt: These gayops by Fagmenco aren't shit. KILLSTREAM BABY!
How the fuck obsessed can he get over Flamenco? Does he think that Flamenco is the lead general under Commander Feeder to take the Cozy Assassin out?
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Look at all the fun Ralph is having on his vacation all by himself. He can't stop reading Kiwifarms.
Hi Ralph you pathetic loser.
I was about to say it looks like he lost some weight.
Then I realized my eyes were being tricked into thinking his back was where that shadow cuts a line just below his elbow, and I saw his actual weird gunted hunchback balanced on relatively tiny legs figure
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That's actually retarded. Does he not realise that most people don't need to lie and tell outlandish stories to get a woman to hop in bed with them?
You're playing with a handicap if you have to resort to that, which admittedly Ralph is.
I imagine he likely smells as bad as he looks and the slurred wet brain wigger speak isn't going to exactly attract too many women.
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1 hour later - Guys someone just ran up to me and kicked me in the dick. Pussy cheap shotted me.
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Gunty went back to Port'gal, that's just what he did
To get away from his horse-faced lay and his bastard kid
He forgot what happened the last time, the lesson needs to be relearned:
When he opened his mouth and shit went south and the beating that it earned
They rearranged his face that day, they broke it near in two
You think he'd know it's dumb to go, but he ain't as smart as you
To get away from his horse-faced lay and his bastard kid
He forgot what happened the last time, the lesson needs to be relearned:
When he opened his mouth and shit went south and the beating that it earned
They rearranged his face that day, they broke it near in two
You think he'd know it's dumb to go, but he ain't as smart as you
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Doing God's work. I thoroughly enjoyed reading that
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It really amazes me how bad lolcows are with money. Chantal and Amberlynn do the same thing where if they get a big paycheck at the end of the month they immediately spend it on stupid shit they don't need. All these fatties rent instead of owning a house, don't have health-insurance, don't have any money in savings for the future and don't pay their taxes. They just immediately spend all their money on short-term gratification and consumerism (and food). Instead of starting a college fund for Rozy and Xander or saving up to buy a house Ralph immediately blows his money on another trip to Portugal. Meanwhile Meigh probably gets her credit card declined at the register when she has to buy diapers for Shnozy.
It might just be that all 3 of these fat wastes of space know that they won't live long so it makes no sense for them to invest in their future and every day could be their last, but Ralph has kids now for fucks sake. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not put some money aside for your kids future, which will likely be without you.
It might just be that all 3 of these fat wastes of space know that they won't live long so it makes no sense for them to invest in their future and every day could be their last, but Ralph has kids now for fucks sake. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not put some money aside for your kids future, which will likely be without you.
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PSA for anyone wanting to look like Ralph: Gucci 0341 sunglasses knockoffs:
"Women sunglasses for men"
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Damn, look at those lifts.
Unironically? Probably. Look at people that get caught with CP, they tend to have hundreds of thousands of images. If he genuinely has a taste for barely pubescent girls, and this is the way he got it, it's probably as bad as hardcore drug addiction trying to get it again.
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Lmao I never even noticed that. Talk about icing on the cake. That looks at least like a 2 inch lift in back.
5'1 confirmed.
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Bruh those are like high heels more than sneakers.