DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr. Brown]

Keem isn't giving Phil 50k for nothing in return.

Phil's not going to fight, 1 mile of power walking makes him sore.

I wonder if keem is doing that documentary he was taking about a few months ago. Keem seems very interested in the history of YouTube, going as far to buy famous props from viral videos.

I'm sure he's spoken about opening a museum for YouTube one day.

Filming a documentary would make sense, DSP is a bit of a legend in that small world just like Wings is. Unfortunately for them they are legends for negative reasons.

 

[FormerPro]

I want Phil to get his 50K god bless him. Watching him come on stream every day making excuses as to why he still needs $300 for his day off because of X, Y and Z would be superb,

Then 3 months later we're exactly where we are now again except Phil has more empty DoorDash bags piling up in his garage and a bigger WWE Champions roster.

 

[Chef Autism]

Fuck the fight, I wanna see Kat valet him down to the ring and take his robe.

 

[white gorilla glue]

and i thought phillip was power walking for his physical well-being. turns out, our boy is training for the main event.

 

[DownwardFowl]

*5 seconds into the fight after Phil gets KO’d*

“GET UP YA SONOFABITCH…..cuz Scopely luvz ya.”

 

[Mr. Brown]

I hope Phil really gets those 50,000$. The utter salt from detractors not being able to cope will be worth it.
Keem can actually do it, he can afford it and he is a troll.

If you gave Phil 50k today it would be gone in 2 weeks.

Watching him explain where the money went and why he needs viewers help for bills will be amazing.

 

[BlackDragoons]

If you gave Phil 50k today it would be gone in 2 weeks.

Watching him explain where the money went and why he needs viewers help for bills will be amazing.

I had bills to pay, back taxes to do dude. Now if you want to continue to support me sending a tip would be the best way possible.


Honestly your better off throwing your money into a black hole.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

We just learned this bitch ass nigga is getting his sweat on from power walks.

No pumpkin, we just learned that "power walking" is just the newest thing this crazy assclown retard has decided to lie about,, & that his already military-grade immunity to feeling embarrassed has somehow strengthened. That's it.

I can’t even.

Nope, me either. Ever.

If anything, this is probably going to end on a rant about how Keemstar is a scammer and asshole and he would never do anything with him because Phil is the “Honest Guy” and would never associate with known toxic people.

"PROBABLY"?!? My guy. This was a typo. You meant to say "foregone fucking conclusion." If the hog breathes, the hog is pitching some floor-pounding, window-rattling temper tantrum. And lying.

 

[JimiHendrix]

i hope phil gets a literal gold plated chair and a custom fitted crown.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phil would be a tough target to hit with the amount of rocking he does.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

In the awesome Berenstain timeline that we're never going to get, setting aside the unparalleled joy of watching the stupid cunt instantly get his rotting teeth kicked in by the (now 13, I guess) year old wolfgirl that Keem tracked down.. just imagine the sea of DSP GET A JOB placards that would comprise the audience.

The boy would faint from his outrage just seeing that before he ever even hurpled down the runway.

A girl can dream.

 

[SomeBoyo]

>people demand to see Jasper
>Phil denies them for months
>Keem teases 50k
>he shows his pussy instantly
what did he mean by this?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

DSP literally considers going from his house to his mailbox close to a weeks worth of exercise. This is going nowhere, Keemstar knows its going nowhere, and its just him trying to get publicity for his dumb E-Tier influencer fights

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

>people demand to see Jasper
>Phil denies them for months
>Keem teases 50k
>he shows his pussy instantly
what did he mean by this?

Phil's word means nothing when money is involved.

These types of people are all the fucking same, moral grandstand about being "better, and more real" then others, but the moment you wave money in front of their faces their tunes switches in an instant.

They're charlatans, that live by one thing, and one thing only, the almighty dollar!

 

[UsedUp]

Phil would be a tough target to hit with the amount of rocking he does.

 

[Agent Proper]

I'll fight Phil for a corn dog, a beer, and a blunt. I would love to cut promos on him, and give him a few new dents, hell I'll give him the Rhab on Wheels experience.

 

[linxus]

he needs to box WingsofRedemption.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'll fight Phil for a corn dog, a beer, and a blunt. I would love to cut promos on him, and give him a few new dents, hell I'll give him the Rhab oN Wheels experience.

So put him in a wheelchair, where is very existence is pain?

 

[Agent Proper]

So put him in a wheelchair, where is very existence is pain?

It will be okay, I'll give him a velcro Street Fighter wallet.

 

[strandedcastaway]

The offer should be $50,000 if he gives up mobile games, Door Dash, and gin for a year. (For my fellow old people, a little Rodney Dangerfield in "Easy Money" type scenario.)

THAT year of Phil meltdowns would be worth watching.