🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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He made this tweet while looking through his KF threads.

So the ONLY THING you were going to (but didn't) give your 1yo son was a picture of a women who he's never/will never meet. While you buy yourself $1000s of fashion on your solitary Portuguese spite vacation.

Father of the Year here never thought to buy something that would benefit the boys health and development like toys, games, diapers, cloths, etc.

Why don't you just get him a big picture of your fat fucking self Ralph? It's all you care about.
How is a shrine of your dead mum going to help your son, Ralph? Maybe if you weren't such a worthless son, you'd actually be able to visit Xander with your mum alive, ever considered that?

He could have given something worthwhile, like a couple gift cards and an apology for being such a worthless deadbeat so he can mend the wounds and at least have visitation rights, negotiate on child support rather than turning it into a spectacle for the a-logs to laugh at. But apparently he still doesn't understand that we win by default because he's alive and bringing entertainment.
 
How is a shrine of your dead mum going to help your son, Ralph? Maybe if you weren't such a worthless son, you'd actually be able to visit Xander with your mum alive, ever considered that?

He could have given something worthwhile, like a couple gift cards and an apology for being such a worthless deadbeat so he can mend the wounds and at least have visitation rights, negotiate on child support rather than turning it into a spectacle for the a-logs to laugh at. But apparently he still doesn't understand that we win by default because he's alive and bringing entertainment.
Ralph doesn't want visitation rights and Vickers has been btfo so many times in court he wouldn't even hire a lawyer last time. Gunt needs to be convinced to get spite visitation rights or Vickers needs to get his fucking balls up.
 
Ralph is such a whiny bitch. Nothing is stopping him going off-list and picking out some gift(s) Xander could actually use — the options are endless. But no, he’ll stick with his MO of doing absolutely fucking nothing for his son and blaming it on the Vickers. Unless Xander is even stupider than his parents, that excuse isn’t going to fly when he’s old enough to hear it.
 
Ralph doesn't want visitation rights and Vickers has been btfo so many times in court he wouldn't even hire a lawyer last time. Gunt needs to be convinced to get spite visitation rights or Vickers needs to get his fucking balls up.
Just wait, with us taunting him over never seeing his son, he'll suddenly want everything to do with Xander. He didn't even want to establish parentage until Josh made the paper abortion comment. He probably didn't want a kid until Josh talked about making children with hot Slavic brides.

Ralph is spite embodied, into a pile of pink pudgy fast food grease ball.
 
Vickers will have to stop losing to him in court on the RO so he has time to file for support.
why is vickers so dead set on that RO? he talks all the shit he wants but can’t take any back. ralph already tweets about him going as far as to replace “vickers” with [REDACTED]. and he uses meigh’s account to do the same. there’s no point in even having a restraining order the worst ralph can do is holler at them on twitter which he already does

We all know the Ralph Retort, but what is the Ralph Resort?
crusty basement hostel inhabited by 11 other alcoholics and junkies
 
Where to begin…. The Liberal party in Australia is actually the right party, e.g. Conservatives or Republicans. Second of all Kiwi Farms is a left leaning site? He really is a retarded pig.

Edit: Thirdly Deves was a based candidate, who lost her election on Saturday. Not an MP.
He just assumed that "Liberal' means the same thing everywhere and instead of doing the reading to get context he just spat out an easy take.
 
Just wait, with us taunting him over never seeing his son, he'll suddenly want everything to do with Xander.
No way. In addition to his complete self-absorption, Ralph isn’t going to give the Vickers the satisfaction of seeing him grovel for Xander. That’s why he does this too-cool-to-care pose that fools nobody. Ralph is only interested in Xander insofar as he can use Xander to help him own the haters. He’s not genuinely interested in getting to know his son and he never will be.

Xander is too inextricably connected to the Vickers for Ralph to ever love or care about him. Ralph is the kind of guy who sends a kid back to the custodial parent with fresh bruises and wounds after visitation, just to taunt her.
 
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“I will literally do or say anything for pussy.”

Great look lmfao. Now I know why he ended up with Digibros sloppy seconds.
 
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Yeah, the same discomfort applies to anyone unfortunate enough to be next to you, in front of you, and basically the entire plane will have to endure your smell and pig snorting.

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Picture yourself sitting next to this thing, his guts are spilling into your seat, your armrests are now covered with some gross gelatinous blob of flesh, his breath smells like used tampons, and he's holding a selfie stick while he hollers at some fruity bird forum in inaudible pig squeals from his other phone.
Wouldn't you wish the plane runs into a tall build or Russia shoots it down?
 
We have a child support update!

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Frankly this amount is absolutely outrageous, and significantly more than any pig in history has ever had to pay.

In all seriousness, I'm guessing Vickers the retard started with Ethan's self-claimed income of $70k a year, which ball parking makes $1100 seem reasonable. It's a smart play, because now Ralph either has to admit that he was lying about the $70k or pay up.

EDIT: Using this absolute nightmare of a CA Child Support Calculator, using $6k for Ralph's monthly income, $2k for Faith (no idea what she does so this is made up), and Ralph having 5% custody, the child support amount is $1087. So yeah that's kind of where I think the $1100 comes from.
 
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Frankly this amount is absolutely outrageous, and significantly more than any pig in history has ever had to pay.

In all seriousness, I'm guessing Vickers the retard started with Ethan's self-claimed income of $70k a year, which ball parking makes $1100 seem reasonable. It's a smart play, because now Ralph either has to admit that he was lying about the $70k or pay up.
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We have a child support update!

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Frankly this amount is absolutely outrageous, and significantly more than any pig in history has ever had to pay.

In all seriousness, I'm guessing Vickers the retard started with Ethan's self-claimed income of $70k a year, which ball parking makes $1100 seem reasonable. It's a smart play, because now Ralph either has to admit that he was lying about the $70k or pay up.

EDIT: Using this absolute nightmare of a CA Child Support Calculator, using $6k for Ralph's monthly income, $2k for Faith (no idea what she does so this is made up), and Ralph having 5% custody, the child support amount is $1087. So yeah that's kind of where I think the $1100 comes from.
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Remember kids, the Ralphamale don't cuck. He may throw hundreds at a Gambian scammer, but he'll never give a cent for his own white son.
 
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Frankly this amount is absolutely outrageous, and significantly more than any pig in history has ever had to pay.

In all seriousness, I'm guessing Vickers the retard started with Ethan's self-claimed income of $70k a year, which ball parking makes $1100 seem reasonable. It's a smart play, because now Ralph either has to admit that he was lying about the $70k or pay up.

EDIT: Using this absolute nightmare of a CA Child Support Calculator, using $6k for Ralph's monthly income, $2k for Faith (no idea what she does so this is made up), and Ralph having 5% custody, the child support amount is $1087. So yeah that's kind of where I think the $1100 comes from.
He claims he makes $1300 a day, surely a day's paycheque is worth it? Somehow, Ralph strikes me as the kind of person that will simply run off with the child, considering how much he wanted another son, unfortunately Rozy revoked Ralph's rodomontade rights regarding reroll stats, so supervised visitation is a given.
Full custody? You gotta be fucking kidding me, that will never happen.
 
This really is fantastic. First Portugal trip, he was thoroughly and devastatingly beaten, physically. Second Portugal trip, he is thoroughly and devastatingly beaten, emotionally. Can you imagine spending money you don't have on a shitty trip to Portugal and you get the news you will most likely be in for a long mediation/court arc, followed by paying a substantial amount of your income in child support?

Tonight should be great. There's going to be drinkin' and a-hollerin' as a result of this. God bless the harvest.
 
We have a child support update!

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Frankly this amount is absolutely outrageous, and significantly more than any pig in history has ever had to pay.

In all seriousness, I'm guessing Vickers the retard started with Ethan's self-claimed income of $70k a year, which ball parking makes $1100 seem reasonable. It's a smart play, because now Ralph either has to admit that he was lying about the $70k or pay up.

EDIT: Using this absolute nightmare of a CA Child Support Calculator, using $6k for Ralph's monthly income, $2k for Faith (no idea what she does so this is made up), and Ralph having 5% custody, the child support amount is $1087. So yeah that's kind of where I think the $1100 comes from.
Yeah it's not surprising at all really, I had a look at a calculator a little while back and it was about $1,000 at the time. Inflation may have effected the cost of raising a child.

I assumed that Faith doesn't have a job, is a single mother being supported by her parents and living with her grandmother. This is in line with @MWV statements, so perhaps a pinch of salt is required, she did used to work in the Coin Shop.

Ralph can't even hide his income really, he posts about his recurring expenditure and his alleged income was exposed during the Alice leaks.

As for the stipulation of once every other month supervised, that sounds reasonable. Ralph has never met his son, is a violent felon credibly accused of domestic abuse against the mother and convicted of revenge porn, with a documented history of drug and alcohol abuse. He has never sent anything for his son either, and was only interested in sending a picture of his mother rather than say items and resources that could be used to support Xander. Plus, based on the distance from Faith does he really expect to visit more than that?

If I am fair and forgetting this is Ethan Ralph who is undeserving of sympathy, these should only be starting conditions of course and if he can prove himself capable of sticking to the conditions his access to Xander should increase. Unfortunately, because of his own behaviour he has made his own bed in this one and will need to do the hard work to get himself out of it!

This is one of those times I think Ralph really is fucked in court. He can go in there and talk about Mr Vickers - irrelevant - Faith lying - irrelevant - and talk about how they are trying to stop him from seeing Xander - this relatively reasonable offer shows otherwise - but ultimately anyone would look at it and see an abusive, fat, hollering idiot who took a year to go through with gaining access to his son all the while claiming they were stopping his access. All those times he said he was gonna reroll Xander, that he was gonna wait for Xander to come to him, that he was never gonna pay...

Well Ralph, maybe running your fat mouth is going to bite you in the ass after all.
 
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