Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine being so fat that you can use your own gunt as an arm rest. Instead of pissing away Meigh’s 33% APR credit lines on international travel so you can be glued to KF on a new park bench, spend it on fucking liposuction. Goddamn he’s FAT. Just a big lump of gristle with legs.



@HackerX that’s a pic Rekeita took of Ralph waddling around outside Blaze HQ in April.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine being so fat that you can use your own gunt as an arm rest. Instead of pissing away Meigh’s 33% APR credit lines on international travel so you can be glued to KF on a new park bench, spend it on fucking liposuction. Goddamn he’s FAT. Just a big lump of gristle with legs.

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@HackerX that’s a pic Rekeita took of Ralph waddling around outside Blaze HQ in April.

I was nearly felted by that shadow.
Now I understand vividly why the colour black is thinning. Lost 40lbs? Lol, did he put down Sandra's prescriptions?

 

[sha k (pronouced shack)]

ralph's gucci sunglasses don't fit on his face and so the part that is supposed to loop around the ear for a comfortable fit is nowhere near said ears, and he instead uses the end of the glasses for support. when i first saw this i thought the fat on his head was covering part of the glasses

 

[smellybutthole]

Instead of pissing away Meigh’s 33% APR credit lines on international travel so you can be glued to KF on a new park bench, spend it on fucking liposuction.

Sorry for the guntguard but that's not how it works. You can't just jam a pipe into Ralphs gunt and suck out 100lb of blubber.
If liposuction worked for removing anything but small amounts of unsightly fat you'd have milking stations with people like Ralph queued up around the block to get juiced.
The US would be exporting it to make up for Russian fossil fuels.

He should be using the credit card to get a medical so he can get a recommendation to start weight loss surgery.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Abandoning your wife and kids to go on a solo holiday is pretty based, actually.

Respecting women, even your baby momma, is simpery of the highest order. In fact, you should only be nice to any woman in order to get sex.

That's just standard operating procedure. You understand?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

OFF TO A LAND FAR, FAR AWAY FROM MY NEWBORN DAUGHTER

Is Spelling Bee still around? We need a Ralphamale sequel to LOVEQUEST.

 

[An automatic clown]

ralph's gucci sunglasses don't fit on his face and so the part that is supposed to loop around the ear for a comfortable fit is nowhere near said ears, and he instead uses the end of the glasses for support. when i first saw this i thought the fat on his head was covering part of the glasses
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His hairline stops at his fucking sideburns. Lol hair plugs when?

 

[veri]

painkiller overdose.

pretty sure that’s a normal occurrence for him

 

[RainwaterDrop]

WHY?!?

Bloated manbaby retard probably wanted to be an asshole over there once more. And it might be one of the cheaper options in Europe that is still in the Eurozone. This idiot will probably get jumped again because he can't help but act like a complete retard asshole wherever he goes!

For real this time though; Warski’s sister invited him and they are going to make that stupid coke head look like a complete idiot

Also, what is there to do in Portugal? Imagine visiting a place and getting so badly beaten by the locals that you need to visit there again just to prove a point that you aren’t scared of it.

It's in Europe, so at least you can enjoy some nice restaurants, historical sights, and of course, beers and wines. I don't follow the gunt much, but he doesn't strike me as particularly cultured, my bet is he will be there to get drunk and be the worst american stereotype you can conceive of. Nothing new under the sun, I assume!

 

[Got Milk!]

Bloated manbaby retard probably wanted to be an asshole over there once more. And it might be one of the cheaper options in Europe that is still in the Eurozone. This idiot will probably get jumped again because he can't help but act like a complete retard asshole wherever he goes!

Judging by how he acted towards that waiter when he wanted his check, I'll guess something bad his way comes.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Is this supposed to be some way of owning the a-logs or something? Like "See, I can go to other countries without getting my ass kicked!"; that seems really stupid, but I'm sure we've all long since since learned there's no depth of faux-masculine wiggerdom that someone like Ralph won't stoop to. Or maybe it isn't to prove the haters wrong, maybe it's to prove himself wrong???

Plus I'd imagine he's happy to be able to absolve himself of his fatherly responsibilities. Hell, how old is his new kid at this point? You have to be a real manlet in both body and soul to be willing to abandon your wife to head to Europe to get drunk, screw cheap hookers, and try to stick it to weirdos on the internet.

I hope he at least gets pickpocketed.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Forrest Gunt

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This needs more medals than it should. Unless of course you can smear chocolate all over Ralph's face or something.

 

[KKKaan]

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10 inches too tall

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Just wanted to point out his silhouette on this picture. On a first glance, an innocent kiwi may think that the bog hog has lost weight, preparing to his fight with Warski or trying to save his life to be there for his family. Nope, not the case at all! His back gunt is being obscured by the shadow

Dude literally has a torso shaped like a garbage bag.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i get it now! its all part of ralph training!

there are no better teachers to teach you how to box other then the guys who beat the shit out of you in the first time!

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

My prediction: Ralphamale, seeing all these unflattering pictures of him taken by the hidden network of Portuguese AyyLawgs, seethes. This seethe starts off small time, he keeps it *kind of* in check. Then eventually, some rando Portuguese dude takes out his phone at the wrong angle and Detective Inspector Ralphamale decides "A-ha! I found you Broke Duck Farms AYY-LAWG!" Ralphamale then, in a foreign country with no backup whatsoever waddles over and screeches and shrieks at said Portuguese rando until he gets arrested or stomped.

Spoiler

 

[Complete Reprobate]

How many Ralphamiles has our boi racked up? Maybe a free trip to Thailand?

 

[Arealsomalipirate]

My prediction: Ralphamale, seeing all these unflattering pictures of him taken by the hidden network of Portuguese AyyLawgs, seethes. This seethe starts off small time, he keeps it *kind of* in check. Then eventually, some rando Portuguese dude takes out his phone at the wrong angle and Detective Inspector Ralphamale decides "A-ha! I found you Broke Duck Farms AYY-LAWG!" Ralphamale then, in a foreign country with no backup whatsoever waddles over and screeches and shrieks at said Portuguese rando until he gets arrested or stomped.

Spoiler

Stomped by the pimp of the prosttot, then again by the pimp's policia brother, then beaten in jail. All to impress an audience that is unbelievably more pathetic than the gunt king.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Dude literally has a torso shaped like a garbage bag.

Still cleaner than the contents of his gunt.

 

[TV's Adam West]

A friend in high-school used to say you have to get your ass kicked to kick ass.
Soon Ralph will be unstoppable.