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I think it's hilarious that he gives nervous blow jobs:

"I... It's just... I mean... It will taste okay won't it?"
"Yeah Kev, strawberries and cream ain't in it, get over here"

Mind you even for speddy Stebby it must have been a reach putting it in Kevin's mouth, I wouldn't get my cock out in the same Borough as Kevin.

I picture Steb pacing up and down, chain smoking, bouncing a clenched fist, repeating to himself "You can do this mate, you can DO THIS!"
While Kevin lays on the bed like a beached bloater.

/Lol at all the horrifyings! I need to get off the Farms, I'm starting to think really gross stuff is completely acceptable.
Moral compass moral compass!
 
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FinnSven said:
After that article he would have made some money. Not as successful as he was in his youth, but there would be a number of old contacts and fans who would come back to him after he was exonerated.

Apparently even Glitter sells some records.

The music biz is an industry that once you are in, you’re in.
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Edited: I checked out DJ Stebfather’s Facebook and discogs, and he does have a label from back in the day. Hard to say if it’s the type of stuff that makes much money though, even though as a DJ he is definitely a legend.
 
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All this talk of Kevin getting various types of visa, what if he just stayed in the UK and didn't bother telling the authorities? It's not like he'd interact with the world in any official capacity. His disability welfare and inheritance would presumably keep landing in his bank, so to him, what else matters?

brutal poodle said:
This is such a sorry excuse on Kev’s part. He’s such a lazy fuck. His entire sexuality revolves around laying in bed like a dead fish so I’m assuming he’s just too lazy to douche and shave his asshole.
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Not to defend Kevin but plenty of (not most, obviously) gay guys aren't into butt stuff, and generally just do "everything but"
 
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Puddleduck said:
All this talk of Kevin getting various types of visa, what if he just stayed in the UK and didn't bother telling the authorities? It's not like he'd interact with the world in any official capacity. His disability welfare and inheritance would presumably keep landing in his bank, so to him, what else matters?
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Well, presumably he'd have to use the NHS sooner rather than later for his amhole complications, and as a foreign national he'd attract more scrutiny.

Edit: I'm taking this too seriously, but if he's not just doubling-up in Steb's single bed for the rest of his life, he'd need a UK bank account and National Insurance number to do most Real Life Adult Things.

Plus if he stuck around I'd personally dob him in just to laugh at him being deported to Rwanda.
 
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I’m not sure Kevin would post if he took it up the butt. He didn’t like anal to begin with and got the amhole hoping to use it for sex. His pre op fantasy was that it would be healed and delivering full body orgasms by now but it didn’t work out.

Anal would be a reminder of his failed vaginal dreams and that he’s not a woman. Sure women have anal too, but as a novelty. Not as the main attraction and not because they don’t have a functioning vagina. Resorting to anal may be embarrassing (the kind of embarrassing he doesn’t like). He talks about poppers but doesn’t get into detail about the supposed sex like he did with Wedge.

Maybe he’ll release a video of himself getting plowed in the rear and I’ll be proved wrong.
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
I reckon he'll keep to the US chains he knows. Kevryn isn't willing to step outside his comfort zone despite being a "polyamorous kinky queer T4T transbian". Godess *~ÜwÜ~* forbid he try black pudding, kippers, fish&chips, or really anything outside his autistically specific palate.
"Eat, Pray, Am Hole: One Extremely Gay Faggot's Search for Every American Fast Food Joint Across Bongland"
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I'm wondering if this is Kevin's literal or nearsuch autism. I wouldn't be surprised if he was only comfortable with a tiny list of food joints.
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I had a random thought earlier today: what if Stebby is Kebby's fallback plan/sugar genderblob?
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I like your idea that Steb could be an enabler or a future contributer to his lifestyle, but this would mean Kevin could plan ahead for any possible negative situation. He always shys away from upsetting thoughts, including possible futures and refuses to think, rather having others plan everything for him. He's not planning anything.

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Kevin wrote this like his Mom is dead.
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He considers her dead because she refused to get a covid vaccine (so she will totally die of covid) and because she has his old name Kevin on her phone instead of Kat.

Meiwaku said:
That's so Islamic because you're basically associating all homosexuals with doing slutty drugs. I know that's basically his MO but for some reason it really surprises me because his entire personality is trying to be a goddamn stereotype. He really has no mind of his own
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Is it irony that he wants to be a bimbo drone but he's already dumb and a follower? Him constantly buying stuff, following only with what his pack says, lack of knowledge about how economy and biology work, extreme reliance on Penny, and more are what he wants to go for. ...except, he's a giant loser (and also ugly but that's besides the point). Becoming his dream means he's an uniformed moron with no autonomy who could soon be in section 8 housing within the next 10 years. He has no employable skills and can't take care of himself, and can be taken advantage of easily because he never attempted to improve these things. Being a stupid follower sucks and Kevin is a great case against living your fetish (in addition to amhole). If he were a hot attractive young woman he'd still be a loser, just with more money he'd burn though before realizing hotgirl kevin had an expiration date looks-wise.

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Please do not give Kevin ideas.
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Listen, we came to this site to watch cows dance. Let the monkey clap his symbols if he thinks it is a good idea.

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Holy shit, his face is a fucking angular brick head on. Or it would be, had his skin marks and excess fat not distort it. He looks like a clay potato, a californian raisin claymation. His head is at least 1/3 bigger than the woman he's next to in the bottom picture.

And poor Steb has Chris's face. :(
 
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
He could enter the UK without a visa but I think he'd have to get some kind of permit if he wanted to stay longer. Then citizenship and a gender recognition certificate or whatever it's called.
How easy would it be for him to really stay in London indefinitely? @AfghanBlue @An Sionnach Seang @FinnSven ? I think he'd have to say goodbye to his Am Hole revision and uWu baps for a long time since NHS waiting times are quite long and he doesn't have enough money to pay for it out of pocket.
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He could get an emergency operation on the amhole, but it would have to get to quite a state- or he would have to get a sympathetic Dr.

It’s kind of easy enough to just hide out in London, If you’re not living in a house jam packed with somalians who gets snitched on by someone who doesn’t like the look of it-
But you also need to be capable of keeping your fucking mouth shut, and not being a celebrity Cow who proto doxed himself before setting foot on the continent.

We can deal with the novelty of Kevin being here but I’m quite sure if it looked like he was going to stay, adherence to the rules would crack and someone would phone immigration.

In fact the Terven would be the most likely fuckers, let alone someone following from here.


The legal way isn’t even up for discussion it demands so much effort.

My friend who was married to a native here, for years, had been through university and was by that point a university prof only just managed to get citizen ship after about a decade of trying and jumping through ridiculous hoops and being unable to leave the country for vast periods and having to doff the cap and just put a whole boatload of effort in.

Plus the autistic man he’s staying with is in absolutely no position to sponsor him, and likely has no one who will volunteer immediately adjacent to him either.

The immigration system is fucked man.
It doesn’t keep out the biiig scary pajeets and Tyrone’s, and it kind of does keep out loads of really canny people from our toxic little island who could tbh do with a bit of fresh breath
 
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I wonder what seaside town this is? I'm gonna go for brighton with it being down south and basically our San Francisco

the idea of Kev in blackpool dealing with drunken stag and hen dos is hilarious though (blackpool is where people go to get legless cheaply and is rough as fuck these days)
 
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The Final Troondown said:
I wonder what seaside town this is? I'm gonna go for brighton with it being down south and basically our San Francisco

the idea of Kev in blackpool dealing with drunken stag and hen dos is hilarious though (blackpool is where people go to get legless cheaply and is rough as fuck these days)
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I looked at the "birb" friends twitter, and she(?) has a linked alt that suggests she(?) is in Brighton.
 
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The Final Troondown said:
I wonder what seaside town this is? I'm gonna go for brighton with it being down south and basically our San Francisco

the idea of Kev in blackpool dealing with drunken stag and hen dos is hilarious though (blackpool is where people go to get legless cheaply and is rough as fuck these days)
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I think you're probably right -it looks like Brighton. Although I was kind of hoping it was going to be Southend (because that's equally hilarious to me)
 
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