Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
John Andrews Stan said:
Lol this nigger couldn’t afford to fly business or first class. His broke ass flew COACH to Portugal :story:

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What a fucking loser. One of the perks of having the kind of income he claims to have is never having to fly coach. But you can’t buy counterfeit business class tickets from street sellers so he flew in cattle class. Or, in his case, pigpen class.
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I'm surprised they don't make him buy two seats. Imagine having the middle seat with Ralph on the aisle.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
Is the average Kill Stream viewer just that stupid and placated.

200 live viewers.
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We need a show of hands because I've been convinced for a while it's just us watching him. Kiwis+re-streaners who probably have 2-3 tabs open for technical reasons+discord gay hoppers and outcasts. @AltisticRight Is there a way you can tell how many different daily posters the gunt board has on average?
 
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I have a theory that Ralph went to Portugal again all so he can deny his beat down even happened. Whenever the alogs bring up Portugal the piggie can sit there and say “It didn’t happen, in fact I had a lovely time. You must be reading those fan fiction farms”. And his retarded fan base will eat it up and deny Ralph was ever beat down in Portugal.

Also he can enjoy underaged tranny hookers during his visit.
 
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AncientPhosphur said:
I have a theory that Ralph went to Portugal again all so he can deny his beat down even happened. Whenever the alogs bring up Portugal the piggie can sit there and say “It didn’t happen, in fact I had a lovely time. You must be reading those fan fiction farms”. And his retarded fan base will eat it up and deny Ralph was ever beat down in Portugal.

Also he can enjoy underaged tranny hookers during his visit.
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That requires too much thought.
 
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GuntPunt said:
Flamenco: Does nothing, says nothing because he got flagged off Twitter by Gunty
Gunt: These gayops by Fagmenco aren't shit. KILLSTREAM BABY!

How the fuck obsessed can he get over Flamenco? Does he think that Flamenco is the lead general under Commander Feeder to take the Cozy Assassin out?
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Its true. i get all my orders from him, passed down through my CO; Andy Racewarski. Cosigned by Metokare himself. Our next operation is well underway. Gunt doesn't expect a thing.
 
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Sam Losco said:
I've own two or three pairs of Oakleys before. Now I just buy $30 sunglasses online and they are better than any Oaklay pair I've owned. Expensive sunglasses are a ripoff and you're just paying for a brand name, not a "good" product.
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Ralph 99% gets those oakleys because he can tard rage on them without shattering the frames. He wouldn't dare do that with the fake Gucci glasses
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Lol this nigger couldn’t afford to fly business or first class. His broke ass flew COACH to Portugal :story:

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What a fucking loser. One of the perks of having the kind of income he claims to have is never having to fly coach. But you can’t buy counterfeit business class tickets from street sellers so he flew in cattle class. Or, in his case, pigpen class.
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Maybe I'm missing a key detail but business generally has both a window and aisle seat but no middle seat or middle row. I'm by no means defending Ralph but it's POSSIBLE he could have gone business... Until you remember that ticket costs more than any individual credit card limit he has and you come to reality
 
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Got Milk! said:
Maybe I'm missing a key detail but business generally has both a window and aisle seat but no middle seat or middle row. I'm by no means defending Ralph but it's POSSIBLE he could have gone business... Until you remember that ticket costs more than any individual credit card limit he has and you come to reality
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Because Ethan would have taken a business class flight and not posted 2 selfies and several tweets about how uhmazin it is?
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
Because Ethan would have taken a business class flight and not posted 2 selfies and several tweets about how uhmazin it is?
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I'm honestly surprised he doesn't jump the curtain for a couple of pretend selfies or sit in a first class pod for one on his way out of the plane.
 
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