Sex Toy General - We all have them. Even you.

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You know that lady I talked about a few pages back who is a bit of a cow in the sex toy industry? She made tribal themed BDSM gear. The only reason why she hasn't been called out for cultural appropriation is literally because she has already been long cancelled due to being fucking batshit insane and doxing and harassing people who dare give her negative reviews and nobody wants to touch her with a ten foot pole.

why???

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You know that lady I talked about a few pages back who is a bit of a cow in the sex toy industry? She made tribal themed BDSM gear. The only reason why she hasn't been called out for cultural appropriation is literally because she has already been long cancelled due to being fucking batshit insane and doxing and harassing people who dare give her negative reviews and nobody wants to touch her with a ten foot pole.

why???

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That ball gag is a good way to end up with glass shards in your mouth, if your teeth crack a bead.
 
Here are some things I stumbled upon

pickle vibrator!

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A glass dildo that you can also smoke weed with

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This cockring with ball bearings, I think they are supposed to hit you as the dude thrusts but I don't really get it

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A glass chili pepper dildo

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Ghost cock ring!

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Also, Whiskey flavored lube!


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I've run across listings for a ton of knockoffs of that "rose" clit sucker; this must be the original. Suckin' is one thing, but tongues look so weird.
The most important thing to understand is that Shenzen is where electronics, molding (especially plastics/silicone), LEDs, and myriad other technology markets are centered. Due to the nature of the Chinese market, almost every business and especially counterfeiters will need to have some kind of entity in either Taiwan or Hong Kong. It has to exist to efficiently participate in the international market. Shenzen is literally how you get off the peninsula Hong Kong. I do not think I need to sperg about the Chinaman's reputation for counterfeiting.

So how this practically happens begins with the original designer. They've likely worked with very small, very local firms for development and prototyping. When it's time for sale they head to Shenzen. Anywhere they end up will require molds. Whether coincidence or conspiracy they never get the first one right. If you do not assert ownership of the molds they will keep them. Even if you have excellent supply chain security they have a million ways to confound you.

The heavy hitters will pay top dollar for those "messed up" molds. The goal is to figure out the plan, figure out the cheapest/fastest BOM to approximate the real thing, and beat the original to market. Many businesses have faced crib death because of this. Their product in production when they shutter. More commonly, the Chinaman has overquoted you on costs, so they can afford extra supplies. That 996 lifestyle allows for a lot of after-hours production compared to the expectation of someone used to 40 hour weeks. Defective units and cast offs from all sources are sold at secondary markets. The buyers will fix it (or simply skip this step) and try to sell it on.

That single-piece silicone mold was their goose that laid golden eggs. You pay the party man, the party man's enemies, the triads, and everyone of import to fuck off and ensure others do likewise. You get your domestic man to have eyes on it and every copy 24/7. This really means a team of men from home. Your manufacturer provides translators. You bring your own, independent, and well-compensated translators too. If one must be discarded, watch them destroy it mechanically in front of you, and keep watching until it is melted into a puddle. (edit: the molds, not the translators. Well, not necessarily.)

No terms with you taking ownership any further inland than FOB origin. Pay your brokers well and ensure they understand the local area's customs. Whatever bank you work with, have them ready to send the wire at whatever time the truck is at the factory to get your product and molds out of there. Pay any delay/detention fees. Get wire instructions at the beginning of the agreement. Take a big step back to reconsider if it changes at any point in the process. Have your point of contact on the phone, preferably on video. You think I am kidding but you could be getting goatfucked sideways without any indication on your end.

In case this sperg has not made it apparent, I am intimately familiar with this whole sector. I understand (and even begrudgingly accept) the situation on almost every level. This isn't a fraction of what I wish I could say while keeping your attention. I understand this as an interesting (if weird) hobby interest. I understand this at a credentialed academic level in some cases, and I have practical experience in handling things like this from cradle to grave. I have seen more people fail to pitfalls I never imagined than you could imagine now. They ended up like this company, another forgotten name selling in a sea of near-identical products.
 
The most important thing to understand is that Shenzen is where electronics, molding (especially plastics/silicone), LEDs, and myriad other technology markets are centered. Due to the nature of the Chinese market, almost every business and especially counterfeiters will need to have some kind of entity in either Taiwan or Hong Kong. It has to exist to efficiently participate in the international market. Shenzen is literally how you get off the peninsula Hong Kong. I do not think I need to sperg about the Chinaman's reputation for counterfeiting.

So how this practically happens begins with the original designer. They've likely worked with very small, very local firms for development and prototyping. When it's time for sale they head to Shenzen. Anywhere they end up will require molds. Whether coincidence or conspiracy they never get the first one right. If you do not assert ownership of the molds they will keep them. Even if you have excellent supply chain security they have a million ways to confound you.

The heavy hitters will pay top dollar for those "messed up" molds. The goal is to figure out the plan, figure out the cheapest/fastest BOM to approximate the real thing, and beat the original to market. Many businesses have faced crib death because of this. Their product in production when they shutter. More commonly, the Chinaman has overquoted you on costs, so they can afford extra supplies. That 996 lifestyle allows for a lot of after-hours production compared to the expectation of someone used to 40 hour weeks. Defective units and cast offs from all sources are sold at secondary markets. The buyers will fix it (or simply skip this step) and try to sell it on.

That single-piece silicone mold was their goose that laid golden eggs. You pay the party man, the party man's enemies, the triads, and everyone of import to fuck off and ensure others do likewise. You get your domestic man to have eyes on it and every copy 24/7. This really means a team of men from home. Your manufacturer provides translators. You bring your own, independent, and well-compensated translators too. If one must be discarded, watch them destroy it mechanically in front of you, and keep watching until it is melted into a puddle. (edit: the molds, not the translators. Well, not necessarily.)

No terms with you taking ownership any further inland than FOB origin. Pay your brokers well and ensure they understand the local area's customs. Whatever bank you work with, have them ready to send the wire at whatever time the truck is at the factory to get your product and molds out of there. Pay any delay/detention fees. Get wire instructions at the beginning of the agreement. Take a big step back to reconsider if it changes at any point in the process. Have your point of contact on the phone, preferably on video. You think I am kidding but you could be getting goatfucked sideways without any indication on your end.

In case this sperg has not made it apparent, I am intimately familiar with this whole sector. I understand (and even begrudgingly accept) the situation on almost every level. This isn't a fraction of what I wish I could say while keeping your attention. I understand this as an interesting (if weird) hobby interest. I understand this at a credentialed academic level in some cases, and I have practical experience in handling things like this from cradle to grave. I have seen more people fail to pitfalls I never imagined than you could imagine now. They ended up like this company, another forgotten name selling in a sea of near-identical products.
It was actually informative though.
 
The most important thing to understand is that Shenzen is where electronics, molding (especially plastics/silicone), LEDs, and myriad other technology markets are centered. Due to the nature of the Chinese market, almost every business and especially counterfeiters will need to have some kind of entity in either Taiwan or Hong Kong. It has to exist to efficiently participate in the international market. Shenzen is literally how you get off the peninsula Hong Kong. I do not think I need to sperg about the Chinaman's reputation for counterfeiting.

So how this practically happens begins with the original designer. They've likely worked with very small, very local firms for development and prototyping. When it's time for sale they head to Shenzen. Anywhere they end up will require molds. Whether coincidence or conspiracy they never get the first one right. If you do not assert ownership of the molds they will keep them. Even if you have excellent supply chain security they have a million ways to confound you.

The heavy hitters will pay top dollar for those "messed up" molds. The goal is to figure out the plan, figure out the cheapest/fastest BOM to approximate the real thing, and beat the original to market. Many businesses have faced crib death because of this. Their product in production when they shutter. More commonly, the Chinaman has overquoted you on costs, so they can afford extra supplies. That 996 lifestyle allows for a lot of after-hours production compared to the expectation of someone used to 40 hour weeks. Defective units and cast offs from all sources are sold at secondary markets. The buyers will fix it (or simply skip this step) and try to sell it on.

That single-piece silicone mold was their goose that laid golden eggs. You pay the party man, the party man's enemies, the triads, and everyone of import to fuck off and ensure others do likewise. You get your domestic man to have eyes on it and every copy 24/7. This really means a team of men from home. Your manufacturer provides translators. You bring your own, independent, and well-compensated translators too. If one must be discarded, watch them destroy it mechanically in front of you, and keep watching until it is melted into a puddle. (edit: the molds, not the translators. Well, not necessarily.)

No terms with you taking ownership any further inland than FOB origin. Pay your brokers well and ensure they understand the local area's customs. Whatever bank you work with, have them ready to send the wire at whatever time the truck is at the factory to get your product and molds out of there. Pay any delay/detention fees. Get wire instructions at the beginning of the agreement. Take a big step back to reconsider if it changes at any point in the process. Have your point of contact on the phone, preferably on video. You think I am kidding but you could be getting goatfucked sideways without any indication on your end.

In case this sperg has not made it apparent, I am intimately familiar with this whole sector. I understand (and even begrudgingly accept) the situation on almost every level. This isn't a fraction of what I wish I could say while keeping your attention. I understand this as an interesting (if weird) hobby interest. I understand this at a credentialed academic level in some cases, and I have practical experience in handling things like this from cradle to grave. I have seen more people fail to pitfalls I never imagined than you could imagine now. They ended up like this company, another forgotten name selling in a sea of near-identical products.
I knew vaguely about this from stories of Kickstarters being beaten to the market, but it makes sense it applies universally to mass produced items.
 
I don't know if I should be impressed or appalled that people can fit those things inside them. :o
I once came across a post where a guy compared the size of his XL Bad Dragon dildo to a big Suave conditioner bottle, photo of said size comparison included. He then posted more pics of him taking that conditioner sized dildo up the ass to the base. Just the thought of that makes me cross my legs.

Today I stumbled across a furry toy company that's just released a vore-themed toy. :cryblood:

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I guess if you like unbirthing/anal voring otters this toy is for you.
We have failed as a species.
 
I once came across a post where a guy compared the size of his XL Bad Dragon dildo to a big Suave conditioner bottle, photo of said size comparison included. He then posted more pics of him taking that conditioner sized dildo up the ass to the base. Just the thought of that makes me cross my legs.
How big was the bottle? We don't have Suave in Bongland.
 
This reminds me of a video I saw called "Not in Your Butt" where this sexologist basically listed a bunch of things people put in their butts recorded in medical literature.

 
And it's cheap eBay shit too. Made with Chinese chemical waste. Most of those pale skin looking toys are so unstable that they start to subtly weep almost immediately, and people can get chemical burns just from touch sometimes. Cheap sex toys literally slowly melt, and leak all kinds of horrible pthylates and carcinogens. And that can all permeate much easier through the thinner membranes inside a body than they can through external skin.

So this person had a giant chemical waste product sitting inside their guts for who knows how long, with all their guts stretched taught and thin around it.

Cancer time!
 
This reminds me of a video I saw called "Not in Your Butt" where this sexologist basically listed a bunch of things people put in their butts recorded in medical literature.

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I'll admit up until she started advertising products she actually got a couple of laughs out of me with her comments about the things people shove up their ass. Kind of disappointed she didn't mention the guy who put concrete in his ass though.

And it's cheap eBay shit too. Made with Chinese chemical waste. Most of those pale skin looking toys are so unstable that they start to subtly weep almost immediately, and people can get chemical burns just from touch sometimes. Cheap sex toys literally slowly melt, and leak all kinds of horrible pthylates and carcinogens. And that can all permeate much easier through the thinner membranes inside a body than they can through external skin.

So this person had a giant chemical waste product sitting inside their guts for who knows how long, with all their guts stretched taught and thin around it.

Cancer time!
Not to mention the other complications that could've arose from doing this. I imagine that guy is probably going to be shitting in diapers for the rest of his life thanks to the damage that thing probably did to his rectum.
 
And it's cheap eBay shit too. Made with Chinese chemical waste. Most of those pale skin looking toys are so unstable that they start to subtly weep almost immediately, and people can get chemical burns just from touch sometimes. Cheap sex toys literally slowly melt, and leak all kinds of horrible pthylates and carcinogens. And that can all permeate much easier through the thinner membranes inside a body than they can through external skin.

So this person had a giant chemical waste product sitting inside their guts for who knows how long, with all their guts stretched taught and thin around it.

Cancer time!
Not to mention the other complications that could've arose from doing this. I imagine that guy is probably going to be shitting in diapers for the rest of his life thanks to the damage that thing probably did to his rectum.
Yes, I'm sure the depraved methed-up faggot shoving tank shell sized dildoes into his own guts is deeply concerned about his health.
 
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