May 3, 2022 - Chris returned to CVRJ

After Chris point blank lied to his face about money he swindled
After all these years I'm still amazed that the severely inbred Whittaker family up in Appalachia (featured on Soft White Underbelly) whose parents were first cousins born to identical twins has it's shit more together financially than Chris ever did. Three of them can't even speak but they have used their donations to improve their lives drastically.

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After all these years I'm still amazed that the severely inbred Whittaker family up in Appalachia (featured on Soft White Underbelly) whose parents were first cousins born to identical twins has it's shit more together financially than Chris ever did. Three of them can't even speak but they have used their donations to improve their lives drastically.

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We all know Chris will eventually be the anus un a Whittacker sandwich.
 
how desperately starved for pussy do you have to be to find THAT sexy? It's like visiting old maude when you've got more than enough caps for sweetie or hell even jimmy would be a better alternative.


anyways hard to belive his next court date is just a little over 60 days away..it seems like only yesterday the farms was going apeshit over the leaked audio. Here's hoping they'll finally reach a decision by than.
 
anyways hard to belive his next court date is just a little over 60 days away.

Plenty of time for him to rebuild his stock of batshit dumbfuckery after his recent "cure", before facing the court again.

Here's hoping they'll finally reach a decision by than.

Or their patience runs out.

Be aware that Chris could have ended this at any time by accepting a plea deal, but I don't think he will ever agree to anything that doesn't get him back at his "temple" with all his toys and his fuckmommy. His stint in the hospital may have been intended to disabuse him of that particular delusion. I doubt it worked.

One way or another, Chris is destined for the streets, and he will l have put himself there through his own stupid choices.
 
I don’t think I’ve heard this before.

It's true. Unless Virginia law is very, very different, Chris doesn't have to wait for an official court date to change his plea to guilty with conditions (a.k.a. accept a plea deal). He can change his plea to guilty at any time.

Often a prosecutor will take a plea deal off the table if the case ends up going to trial, but in Chris' case I think the prosecutor would still accept it, even then, if only to be done with Chris as soon as possible. Even with all these extensions, even after all this time, he hasn't really gone to trial yet.

Had Chris agreed to plea guilty, to stay the hell away from 14BLC and Barb, and to be placed in a tard home (far away) , he could have been out of jail as soon as they found a placement for him (and probably wouldn't have been too picky about whatever placement they find). That's what he should have done if he were smart.

But Chris is not smart. He will never, willingly, agree to any of that. And since Chris absolutely IS guilty as sin, he's the only one bringing all this jail time and hospitalization down on himself.
 
It's true. Unless Virginia law is very, very different, Chris doesn't have to wait for an official court date to change his plea to guilty with conditions (a.k.a. accept a plea deal). He can change his plea to guilty at any time.

Often a prosecutor will take a plea deal off the table if the case ends up going to trial, but in Chris' case I think the prosecutor would still accept it, even then, if only to be done with Chris as soon as possible. Even with all these extensions, even after all this time, he hasn't really gone to trial yet.

Had Chris agreed to plea guilty, to stay the hell away from 14BLC and Barb, and to be placed in a tard home (far away) , he could have been out of jail as soon as they found a placement for him (and probably wouldn't have been too picky about whatever placement they find). That's what he should have done if he were smart.

But Chris is not smart. He will never, willingly, agree to any of that. And since Chris absolutely IS guilty as sin, he's the only one bringing all this jail time and hospitalization down on himself.
Proof please.

And also:
 
It's true. Unless Virginia law is very, very different, Chris doesn't have to wait for an official court date to change his plea to guilty with conditions (a.k.a. accept a plea deal). He can change his plea to guilty at any time.

Often a prosecutor will take a plea deal off the table if the case ends up going to trial, but in Chris' case I think the prosecutor would still accept it, even then, if only to be done with Chris as soon as possible. Even with all these extensions, even after all this time, he hasn't really gone to trial yet.

Had Chris agreed to plea guilty, to stay the hell away from 14BLC and Barb, and to be placed in a tard home (far away) , he could have been out of jail as soon as they found a placement for him (and probably wouldn't have been too picky about whatever placement they find). That's what he should have done if he were smart.

But Chris is not smart. He will never, willingly, agree to any of that. And since Chris absolutely IS guilty as sin, he's the only one bringing all this jail time and hospitalization down on himself.
Entirely depends on the prosecutor. Keeping him temporarily away from home and Barb would have been good but only a stopgap measure, and I don't think Chris (or the community) would be best served living in a group home. Chris seems well beyond learning to integrate into society or living relatively autonomously. It's one thing to live in a hoard in the middle of nowhere, it's another to piss off other autists, schizophrenics and the otherwise handicapped when they sleep five feet away from you. His next trial date is the end of June, he'll have reached the maximum sentence of his charge on August 1st, but not pleading guilty could lead to a felony or being sent to a mental hospital against his will. That latter option would be the best for all involved- he'll be forced to live a certain way in an environment where his antics are not tolerated but at least expected, he'll be forced to follow a drug regimen, and he won't be thrust into society to ruin it. Chris would also immediately break his conditions as soon as he's out, being institutionalised will prevent that and stop him getting further charges for harassment/trespassing/breaking an exclusion order/further potential rape.
 
Isn't all this already in the FAQ?


Proof please.

Proof of what? Proof that defendants can change their pleas to guilty? Proof that plea deals happen? I'm not sure what you're asking. Please be more specific.

I am assuming that the prosecutor doesn't want to deal with Chris any more than he has to, but wouldn't you? The court is not drawing this out for fun.

Entirely depends on the prosecutor.

Yes, the prosecutor would have to accept the plea deal (as would the judge), but why would you think they wouldn't? Especially since this is likely the very deal being offered by the prosecutor (and probably Heilberg as well). They probably agreed to something similar months ago between themselves, and are only having trouble getting Chris to accept it.

I don't think Chris (or the community) would be best served living in a group home.

Doesn't matter. It's a better option for Chris than tossing him out onto the street, but that's all irrelevant. Regardless of who it's good for, the court is required by Virginia law to find a placement for Chris if convicted (or spend at least 30 days trying). Whether it's a good placement for Chris or anyone else doesn't matter in the least. He'll be lucky just to get a bed.

What matters to the court is that it makes Chris someone else's problem, not what's "best" for Chris.

Besides, there is no such thing as "best". Sometimes you have to settle for "not the worst".

not pleading guilty could lead to a felony

Only the prosecutor wobbling the charges back up to a felony would do that, and then everything starts over. They might do that out of spite, but I doubt it. The prosecution has been very determined to keep things in the J&DR courts.

Also, Chris refusing to plea guilty, even when he's already spent all they time they can lay on him incarcerated, does not mean he'll somehow be found not-guilty by default. He's guilty as hell. He will be found guilty. The court won't be able to give him more jail time, but that's not the only thing they can sentence him with.

or being sent to a mental hospital against his will.

Only if the court continues to deem him incompetent to stand trial, which is not part of a sentence.

being institutionalised will prevent that and stop him getting further charges for harassment/trespassing/breaking an exclusion order/further potential rape.

Being institutionalized where, exactly?

Whatever hospital he was sent to was only a temporary facility. Permanent facilities largely went away in the 80s. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest is a historical piece. As in the past. Not the present. Taxpayers today don't want to pay for that stuff any more.

Again, I believe this is all in the jail FAQ.
 
Only the prosecutor wobbling the charges back up to a felony would do that, and then everything starts over. They might do that out of spite, but I doubt it. The prosecution has been very determined to keep things in the J&DR courts.

Related, but hypothetical: my gut tells me that both the prosecution and defense want to avoid a felony criminal trial, but for different reasons.

From the prosecution's perspective, keeping it in the J&DR courts reduces costs while keeping the case in much lesser public view than if it were a felony - which, in turn, keeps media attention down. I'm not suggesting that if the case was tried as a felony in criminal court that it would turn into OJ Part Deux, but given Charlottesville's semi-recent history and how the city was presented in the media, keeping its head low is likely to be de facto policy by now. Having a fat autist manbaby troon visibly on trial for literal motherfucking has the potential to bring unwanted attention to the proceedings from several directions, and it's a safe bet that nobody wants that.

On the defense's side, their best hope is to drag this out to the one-year mark before sentencing occurs. Regardless of the sentence that is ultimately handed down, they can ask for time served plus a suspended sentence for whatever may be loaded on top of that. This isn't an unrealistic outcome, IMHO: Chris has no legal history of sex crimes so while the judge, jury, and everyone else in the courtroom may find him and his acts utterly repulsive and reprehensible, it is a first-time sex offense. This leaves him likely to be turned loose at the end of the trial, particularly if his stay at the Laughing Academy resulted in an evaluation that he's a) not likely to stick the girlduck in any family member again, b) the 'tism made him do it so it wasn't really his fault, or c) both of the above. There's also playing the tranny card, because there's no reason not to if it might gain sympathy points from the court.

Frankly, I suspect that it will stay in J&DR. It'll be interesting to see how any pre-trial conferences go, however.

Also, Chris refusing to plea guilty, even when he's already spent all they time they can lay on him incarcerated, does not mean he'll somehow be found not-guilty by default. He's guilty as hell. He will be found guilty. The court won't be able to give him more jail time, but that's not the only thing they can sentence him with.

Yup. He's not going to walk away from this one like he did in his previous legal fuckings-about, but given how the courts are at present there's a good chance that he could be back out in public before Christmas.
 
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Careful not to cut yourself over that edge brah, he helped Chris before because he needed it and even Null’has his limits. After Chris point blank lied to his face about money he swindled again on top of the atrocities he had just committed he officially gave up on Chris and will probably never help him again. So he’s not enabling anyone.
Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao
 
Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao

We laugh at retards, not get mati over their fambly.

If you care so much, adopt Barb. If not, let loose the tism of Sonichu and be happy when he is free (to give us milk).
 
Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao
Seems like someone’s jealous imao.
 
Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao
Is not only that he lied, he literally stole money from his mother after abusing her and getting arrested for it, and tried to pretend it was a blessing from god or some shit. He was literally told not to contact his mother by the fucking police and he still stole money to buy more shit he didn't need.

Maybe Null wasn't aware of how much of an evil mofo Chris actually was but, as far as i'm aware, all he did was set up a Patreon page for him because Chris was too stupid to do so. Chris still needed to do 100% of the work otherwise there would be no money.

The only enablers in Chris' story is just Chris and his parents
 
It's true. Unless Virginia law is very, very different, Chris doesn't have to wait for an official court date to change his plea to guilty with conditions (a.k.a. accept a plea deal). He can change his plea to guilty at any time.
If Chris is essentially going for time served in jail, could he still take a plea? I was under the impression he has to do his time.

Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao
Did Null pee on your goldfish or something?
 
Was this before or after he was going to give chris the money to go to his cool pony convention? Remember his excuse all along for helping him was "gee, if we don't he's gonna do it anyway!!"

And was fine with supporting him through everything. And was still gonna give it to him after THE INCIDENT. But being lied to (for the 5000th time?) WHOA TOO FAR DAWG

Yea totally not enabling lmao
There was definitely enabling going on but at the time it sadly didn’t seem possible for there to be no person or group interfering in his life (Which was shown later with Bella) and previously Null proved himself to be sincere and well meaning after he tried to get Chris help after the Idea Guy’s blackmailed and stole from him, unlike the majority of Chris’s hanger-ons who at best use him for money and fame by association and at worse wish actual harm on Chris.

But anyway I think you’ve got to consider the context of the time when it happened, people were still feeling sorry for Chris because of the Idea Guy stuff, I think Null was just trying to do the right thing throughout but as ever Chris only cares about his own immediate satisfaction and will screw over anyone who stands in his way, including himself.
 
After all these years I'm still amazed that the severely inbred Whittaker family up in Appalachia (featured on Soft White Underbelly) whose parents were first cousins born to identical twins has it's shit more together financially than Chris ever did. Three of them can't even speak but they have used their donations to improve their lives drastically.

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Good God how tangled is that family tree? They look to be in a worse genetic bottleneck than the fucking Hapsburgs.
 
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