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The Leia situation is funny, even if a bit morbid. They banked so much on making her the most important SW character EVAH, but then the actress died. And not only that, she died high as a kite which pretty much hurt the branding of the strong freedumb fighting Leia played by a privileged wealthy woman.
I call it the old cast's last albeit unwilling fuck you. :biggrin: Harrison Ford only agrees to return if Han finally dies, Mark Hamill has to be threatened to praise TLJ and Carrie Fisher just croaks on Colombian booger sugar while being built up as the next best thing after Rey.

Black John Oliver over here is trying to imply that she thinks George Lucas is a racist, piss off. Also, why is the word color spelled colour here?
Not only that but I swear that every bloated script is written by retards with Grammarly nowadays. Think about MaRey Sue for a second! She's a lowly scavenger, a literal space Gypsy yet still talks like a Bri'ish magistrate: "You will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open." instead of "Oi! Take these things off and get out." Compare her lines to Luke's who was probably homeschooled or whatever the equivalent of Zoom classes is on Tatooine!
 
Actress from Kenobi is saying in the press it is the first time there is diversity in Star Wars and she was warned the fans are racist.

The takeaway from this is,

A, she doesn't know what a Star Wars is.

B, It is the official instruction going out to the media, Twitter and other useful idiots. That the show will get a negative reaction and anyone complaining is to be called a racist.
Wait what? I mean, Finn was literally on screen three years ago.

Yeah, it sounds like they are expecting the show to enrage the fans. And probably not do well.
 
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Ben Solo was born 5 ABY which means that he was conceived shortly after Return of the Jedi during Han and Leia’s honeymoon on the Halycon starcruiser.
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Thanks for clearing it up! I thought the sequels take place in 40 ABY and Kylo is supposed to be a twentysomething. Han still looked almost 80 though so he's still a Bob Chandler in my book.
 
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Thanks for clearing it up! I thought the sequels take place in 40 ABY and Kylo is supposed to be a twentysomething. Han still looked almost 80 though so he's still a Bob Chandler in my book.
You'd think that, but no, Kylo is a thirty year old having a romance with a girl ten years younger than him that he mindraped. Thanks, Disney, very cool!
 
Has Disney ruined 4-LOM yet?
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They already ruined Durge and Dengar, so I wouldn’t put it past them.
 
You'd think that, but no, Kylo is a thirty year old having a romance with a girl ten years younger than him that he mindraped. Thanks, Disney, very cool!
There is a decade between Han and Leia too. So "That's my boy!" I guess. ;)

Laura "Admiral Holdo" Dern opened her mouth a few days ago about these on-screen age gaps being patriarchal by the way to stay relevant. She brought up Jurassic Park as an example. I've read the novel and saw the movie several times, they weren't even a couple.
 
The comments don't make sense when Disney Star Wars have been especially try-hard in diversifying their lineup with Pee-oh-see and women.

Whether its Finn, Poe, Mando, Fennec, Garsa, the entire cast of Rogue One and Rose Tico. A niggette isn't "revolutionary" in a universe where millions of alien races exist. And I means ones that have actual differences beyond the skin colour and hair texture variations found within humans. Honestly, the real diversity in Star Wars would be showing all the different alien races with completely foreign features to any human being.
 
The comments don't make sense when Disney Star Wars have been especially try-hard in diversifying their lineup with Pee-oh-see and women.

Whether its Finn, Poe, Mando, Fennec, Garsa, the entire cast of Rogue One and Rose Tico. A niggette isn't "revolutionary" in a universe where millions of alien races exist. And I means ones that have actual differences beyond the skin colour and hair texture variations found within humans. Honestly, the real diversity in Star Wars would be showing all the different alien races with completely foreign features to any human being.
which reminds me, their galaxy's edge gimmick char was literally a POC woman with danger hair. guess disney forgot about her like everyone else...
 
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They already ruined Durge and Dengar, so I wouldn’t put it past them.
Well 4-LOM wanting to learn how to self-reprogram himself to be capable of intuition and using the Force is close enough to troonery for Disney but that was in a short story that isn't Disney canon!
 
lol you don't say that if you feel like you made a genuinely good product. Ingram knows she didn't bother to try; she knows the staff made her into another human shield and fucked up production. She knows this is shit.

Also you aren't the first black woman in just Disney's take of this shit you retard; this was:
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You can keep trying to Year Zero, but it doesn't goddamn work even when all of the lugenpresse repeat the talking points the Rat pays them. We have functional eyes.
 
I think I remember someone saying he and Zuckuss are a couple now. @The Gangster Computer ?
He got remade into a tranny or something.

I don't remember because the comics are shit, got rebooted, and don't sell outside of being forced onto LGS and LCS stores and the retards who sperg about getting da numbah one.
 
He got remade into a tranny or something.

I don't remember because the comics are shit, got rebooted, and don't sell outside of being forced onto LGS and LCS stores and the retards who sperg about getting da numbah one.
How the fuck does a droid go trans?
 
Please tell me you’re lying
Wasn't lying; merely wrong, unless you think he became Trans-Sontaran:
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Disney had a period where they tried to mutilate side characters, and quite a few elements since Kennedy couldn't be fucked to orchestrate shit with her selected manchildren hinted and made up shit without consultation. One of them was trying to make this Sontaran lookin' motherfucker a future Dengar.

I genuinely couldn't be arsed to remember, since this is side garbage that Disney shat out.
 
Obi Wan is going to bring the most diversity I think we've ever seen in the galaxy before.
Does anybody have that pic showing the amount of diverse actors in the prequels? Lucas went out of his way to make the movies more racially diverse and included more women after ANH and especially in the PT. Not only that the female characters act like actual women (for the most part) and some of them hold positions of power in the government.

It's a realistic split between humans and diverse aliens for the most part. It's a fuck of a lot better than Disney's "celebrate human diversity and some funny alien costumes occasionally I guess".
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lol you don't say that if you feel like you made a genuinely good product. Ingram knows she didn't bother to try; she knows the staff made her into another human shield and fucked up production. She knows this is shit.

Also you aren't the first black woman in just Disney's take of this shit you retard; this was:
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You can keep trying to Year Zero, but it doesn't goddamn work even when all of the lugenpresse repeat the talking points the Rat pays them. We have functional eyes.
What's the point of bragging about how "diverse" and "inclusive" you are if the characters are poorly written?

Disney acted as if they changed the world by putting a black stormtrooper in the sequels and if you didn't like the character you're racist, then made him a worthless clown so the white teenage girl (who's actually marketable overseas) could be the trilogy's real main character the whole time.
He was the most interesting character, a Janissary from a galaxy far, far away and then they make him into this typical hootin', hollerin' ghetto dweller and a SIMP to boot... No wonder Boyega was pissed.
They gave him PTSD from his first battle as a stormtrooper (makes no sense at all with the backstory they gave him) then 10 minutes later he's having a good ass time quipping like some asshole from the MCU and killing his co-workers in a TIE Fighter. No attempt by the movie to explore what being kidnapped as a child and forced to be a soldier could do to a person. Just ignore that and don't pay attention when they kill more stormtroopers like it's the OT and they don't matter.
Black John Oliver over here is trying to imply that she thinks George Lucas is a racist, piss off. Also, why is the word color spelled colour here?
George Lucas is the most hippy liberal type motherfucker imaginable. He's from fucking CALIFORNIA. I will never understand the retards who think Star Wars was some fascist far right propaganda made for neo-nazis they needed to save from it's awful fanbase to make more liberal.

Here's an article I found about the Dash Rendar Cassian Andor Disney+ show
This is no shit how it starts:
“The Last Jedi” was only the beginning of subverting fan expectations.
....and here's the rest of it
Upcoming Disney+ series “Andor” is set five years before “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story,” and showrunner Tony Gilroy revealed that the series will completely change how “Star Wars” fans view the 2016 trilogy
“There are certain events that happen in these five years that are important and need to be paid attention to,” Gilroy told Vanity Fair. “There are certain people, characters that are legacy characters, that the audience, the passionate audience, really feels that they have an understanding of and know. In some cases they’re right. And in some cases, what we’re saying is, ‘What you know, what you’ve been told, what’s on Wookieepedia, what you’ve been telling each other… is really all wrong.'”

Gilroy continued, “[Or] it’s upside down, or it’s sideways, or it’s the opposite of what you thought was true. Or it’s way more interesting than you had ever thought. Or that’s a lie and there’s a reason for it. I would say that there’s some surprises in store.”

Andor” stars Diego Luna as the titular Cassian Andor, who served as a Rebel spy and helped deliver Death Star received by Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) in “A New Hope.”

Gilroy described the Disney+ prequel series as a “spy thriller,” with a “huge, orchestral, Dickensian” ensemble cast including Stellan Skarsgård, Adria Arjona, and Fiona Shaw. “Andor” will also mark the return of Genevieve O’Reilly as the former senator-turned-Rebel leader Mon Mothma.

The Disney+ series does not have an announced premiere date yet, but Gilroy noted it will be out on the streamer this summer. Gilroy added to Vanity Fair that Andor’s story is one of sacrifice and migration.

“It’s about him being really revolution-averse, and cynical, and lost, and kind of a mess,” Gilroy said, with the story following Andor (Luna) into adulthood after the destruction of his world.

“His adopted home will become the base of our whole first season, and we watch that place become radicalized,” Gilroy continued. “Then we see another planet that’s completely taken apart in a colonial kind of way. The Empire is expanding rapidly. They’re wiping out anybody who’s in their way.”

Andor will be the hero the Rebellion needs — even if he’s different than what fans thought.

“Andor” is expected to premiere later in 2022.
 
Well, if there was even a chance of watching a second of this series, I think this decides it.

When I see that photo, it just intrigues me that in a galaxy far far away and so long ago they would have modern day afro centric hairstyles. I guess the Imperial Military had also passed a rule like the US Military that barred discrimination for ethnic hair styles.
Because they keep hiring Brit-Bongs instead of talented Americans. I'm picturing that this "Blaq Qween" speaks like she's on the set of Downton Abbey or a personal servant to the queen herself but as soon as they want her to act in Star Wars she's got to be all ghettofied. Just look what they did to John Boyega in the ST.
Outside of forced (((diversity))), why would anyone ever want to work with these groids? Everything is racist. Nothing is their fault. They want everything to be about them and their shallow din-doo "culture". A White guy made Star Wars? Fuck him for not putting enough Africans in it! Blacks force themselves into everything (and every place) White and act like they have no spaces for themselves. It's not our fault you can't make anything like Star Wars or anything more complex than a school play.
 
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