Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Skipping through his livestream for anything funny, can't get over the selfie stick reflecting off his cheap sunglasses. This dude is a walking "I am a fat American tourist, please rip me off and mug me" advert.
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Edit: This is him walking around with the stick there streaming. He must look so out of place in Lisbon, just some fat American with a selfie stick and sunglasses walking around by himself like some weirdo.
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In Ralph’s head, selfie stick= professional broadcasting correspondent, instead of admitting he’s larping as a journo.

 

[Jump]

I wonder if Andy Warski should put out a bounty on the ring yet.

 

[Punished Brent]

He is very obviously going back for prostitutes. He is addicted to many things and has a history of hookers. There is no way he would fly straight back out when he has healed up good unless it was to feed one of his addictions.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

He is very obviously going back for prostitutes. He is addicted to many things and has a history of hookers. There is no way he would fly straight back out when he has healed up good unless it was to feed one of his addictions.

The drugs too. Portugal has a ton of them, especially cocaine. There are places where you can't walk 2 blocks without someone offering to sell you some.

 

[Stoneheart]

Ralph, flexing his $465 USD Gucci shades.

those are made for gay men...
Hetero males only wear Ray Ban Aviators mirrored.
i mean we all have them from work anyway...

 

[UCantCCPMe]

those are made for gay men...
Hetero males only wear Ray Ban Aviators mirrored.
i mean we all have them from work anyway...

Just another of the perks of being a glownigger.

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

Just another of the perks of being a glownigger.

He thinks he's Mel Gibson but he's actually Kurt Russell.

EDIT FOR CONTEXT:

 

[skol]

If he gets mugged second time then the meme magic is real. Hopefully we get video this time

 

[break these cuffs]

If he gets mugged second time then the meme magic is real. Hopefully we get video this time

I wonder if there is any kind of tourist trap like the pier in San Francisco with all the sea lions. I want to see Ralph get knocked into the ocean by a giant pelican or something.

 

[Xarpho]

He is very obviously going back for prostitutes. He is addicted to many things and has a history of hookers. There is no way he would fly straight back out when he has healed up good unless it was to feed one of his addictions.

Isn’t one of his eyes permanently messed up now and the reason he wears sunglasses?

Null joked on one stream that eventually he’ll wear a mask on stream because his face will get fucked up another way.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Going on holiday alone isn't that bad, it can be a lot of fun. I mean when you have a newborn and fiance at home that you never take anywhere however it's pretty shitty. The thing with gunt going on holiday alone is, he's not being adventurous or exploring and having fun, he's eating fast food and sitting on his ass seething on twitter and reading kiwi farms, that's pathetic.

I’d agree, in normal circumstances, traveling solo can be quite rewarding.
However, when you live in a rental ghetto shack in the violence capitol that is Southside Richmond, literally surrounded by 4 halfway houses for RSO, you’d think maybe saving for a move to a better neighborhood to raise your family might be a priority over a European vacay or whatever this is supposed to be.
ETA I’m a little confused over his clean-cut hair look. Usually he does that for court or catboi Nazi dinners. I’m really hoping he fell for a Grimes catfishing scheme.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

Going on holiday alone isn't that bad, it can be a lot of fun. I mean when you have a newborn and fiance at home that you never take anywhere however it's pretty shitty. The thing with gunt going on holiday alone is, he's not being adventurous or exploring and having fun, he's eating fast food and sitting on his ass seething on twitter and reading kiwi farms, that's pathetic.

Solo traveling is my preferred way to do it. It's a ton of fun and a great way to meet people and actually experience the culture.

No part of what Ralph is doing is enjoyable traveling. Fatly walking around holding a selfie stick to stream yourself while he desperately insists he's totally doing great in life and having a great time just makes it look like he's desperate to not be near his fiancee and child.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

At this point, I hope this time they finish the job.

He's just asking for it.

Also reminder that the Gunt has a newborn to take care of with his horsefaced forever fiancee... And yet went overseas. Father of the year here folks.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

can't wait for another Gunt gets GUNTED 2
Warski is seething right now

 

[Keranu]

At this point, I hope this time they finish the job.

He's just asking for it.

Also reminder that the Gunt has a newborn to take care of with his horsefaced forever fiancee... And yet went overseas. Father of the year here folks.

We could really count the amount of days he's (supposedly) spent with his daughter. He's probably spent at least half of Rozy's life away from her.

And we still have guntmania, I think another event, a possible Cancun trip, and a likely Vegas trip within the next couple months.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Either Ralph gets a PHD in Portugal and goes off to that big hog pen in the sky or he comes back and dies attempting to train for a 100 grand dollar fight with Warski. Either way, he gets permanently felted by the Portuguese.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Cog is going Gunt Hunting in Portugal. He crowd sourced funding to go.

Seems really sped-like to me but the content might be great.

Edit for: Damn it he removed it as I was archiving the stream and I did not get in early enough to record it. Wonder if he is going to try to back out and pocket the money.

I really hope Cog doesn’t do that. Knowing cog he would be such a sped that he would actually end up getting beaten up in Portugal.

The only IRL ahoggin’ I would not be angry at is if somebody would just shout “GUNT” while‘s streaming on the streets of Lisbon.. I have no idea why but I really think of somebody calling him Gunt in Portugal with a Portuguese accent would be really fucking funny.
And knowing ralph he would chimp out

 

[White Pride Worldwide]

Obviously the gunt is going there to practice those sick fighting skills he showed off to us against the people who stole his purse, portugese beware the ralphamale is here.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

We could really count the amount of days he's (supposedly) spent with his daughter. He's probably spent at least half of Rozy's life away from her.

And we still have guntmania, I think another event, a possible Cancun trip, and a likely Vegas trip within the next couple months.

Being a prime example of a deadbeat. Fatherhood is nothing compared to screeching out at people on the internet and travelling all over for no sensible reason.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Being a prime example of a deadbeat. Fatherhood is nothing compared to screeching out at people on the internet and travelling all over for no sensible reason.

In Ralph’s defense he has 0 friends so honestly probably has no idea how he’s supposed to act now that he’s had a baby. What role model would he possibly have?