Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

That Putri model is a porn star, btw. I used to think she was hot until she got fake tits and started peeing on people.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Russ wooing women part 30000 What women want to hear...........
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I like Your skin, it's brown like cooked hamburger meat. I wanna be the cheese and melt all over you.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Where did he get the idea that comparing women to food items is romantic? Enchiladas, Cheetos.

What's next? "Your skin is smooooth as a sausage. Vienna Sausage "

Luckily for her, Russ isn't a Bong. She'd die laughing if he sidled onto her Insta and uttered a knicker-dropping line such as: "Ooh, I love that orange dress, you're like a sexy Wotsit."

 

[StinkySnack]

I like Your skin, it's brown like cooked hamburger meat. I wanna be the cheese and melt all over you.

Russ would be more like the loogie that the niggo employee at McDonald's squishes into the bun.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Hey babe I got my sight on you. Your skin is dark like a refreshing Nogger
and it sure is hot in here, I'd love to lick through into your sweet creamy insides.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Uh oh. She replied with a teasing emoji. That's a binding agreement to suck him his penis.

 

[moorhen]

Nothing says romance like comparing a woman to a greasy snack food, god damn Rusty, you are a genius, she'll be sucking you your penis in no time.

 

[Meat Target]

Hey girl, you make me drool like a waterfall.

 

[Constellationzero]

Flamin' like a hot cheeto...

Simultaneously mashes a ghey, uh...perjorative(?) compliment(?) with--with...cheetos. Every 6th grader's favorite gas station snack.

And by the language of love, he wants to 23 skidoo and A WOO HOO HOO

EDIT: Can we get a Silkwood shower sticker rating??

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Jesus Christ, could he possibly have picked a dorkier angle of approach?

I'm sure he followed this up with a series of DMs reading "Hi "Hey" "Hey" Hey how are you " "Hey" "I'm in a band" "Hi"

 

[DrJonesHat]

Jesus Christ, could he possibly have picked a dorkier angle of approach?

I'm sure he followed this up with a series of DMs reading "Hi "Hey" "Hey" Hey how are you " "Hey" "I'm in a band" "Hi"

Excuse me! Russ is NOT in a band! Those are his accommodations who deserve no credit. Russ is a studly song writer who is disabled so you have to fuck him or you're a bigot!

 

[Drowningman]

The cheeto and the language of love comments are signs he is degrading more mentally.
I had to reread the cheeto one after I first saw it.
Can't wait to see what next he posts trying to win their hearts.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

The only times I've seen people compared to cheetos, it's been decidedly not complimentary.

 

[ScooterL]

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What the hell? "Hot cheeto" is a large insult. Is he trying some some PUA "negging" tactic or something?



This is way beyond calling that Dominican girl an enchilada.

 

[StinkySnack]

Is he trying some some PUA "negging" tactic or something?

I guarantee he isn't, and that he's not familiar with the term. PUA negging shit would go against his entire "Nice Guy" shtick, It's just an idiotic comment from a random idiotic retard.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Yeah, it's not negging. He genuinely thinks it's the kind of compliment quirky creative cool dudes use. See the recurring metaphor throughout his songs of hot girls as different types of junk food/energy drinks

 

[Supreme Dingus]

Waiting for some Instathot to respond with "No, gourd-head, I will not touch your baby carrot."

I'd venmo that bitch a dollar.

 

[Pee Cola]

Luckily for her, Russ isn't a Bong. She'd die laughing if he sidled onto her Insta and uttered a knicker-dropping line such as: "Ooh, I love that orange dress, you're like a sexy Wotsit."

Imagine if this bird was an Aussie and Russhole tried to translate this compliment. It would end up being along the lines of "Ooh, I love that orange dress, you're like a sexy Twistie".

Spoiler: Twisties

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, I'm not a studly legal expert like Russ, but injunctions STOP you from doing something. I can't bulldoze the house, I can't sell the property, etc until the matter in dispute is resolved.

Courts can issue positive injunctions requiring something be done, but this is considerably more rare than prohibitory injunctions that tend to be put in place to maintain the status quo. When an injunction requires foregoing some kind of profit, the party filing for the injunction will often be required to put up a bond for the amount of harm likely to result, which is then turned over to the adverse party if the expected harm does result (especially if the injunction turns out to have been filed in bad faith or for an improper collateral motive), with any residue returned to the person who put up the bond.

 

[DrJonesHat]

And when he tells women they're hot, he thinks he's the first guy to tell them that and they didn't know beforehand.