Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[BlueArmedDevil]

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Tom has admitted to purchasing a half-pound of cannabis with intent to traffic it across state lines for sale and distribution. This is a pretty serious federal offense that can result in jail time.

Having seen what Tom calls "dank bud" I think the intended buyer will laugh at him over the price.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Spoiler: I even warned him before he left he'd need AAA. Tom's way too predictable.

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So, will the AAA members be alerted that Tom is traveling across state lines to sell drugs?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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It’s a shame he feels the need to lie like this.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

It’s a shame he feels the need to lie like this.

How else can he be one of the cool kids? The kids will run away otherwise, it's a necessity.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Having seen what Tom calls "dank bud" I think the intended buyer will laugh at him over the price.

I haven't gone near weed in awhile, so at first I processed "half pound" as "half ounce". $50 sounded really cheap for even just that much.

So now he has 8 oz for $50?

Good luck with that, Tom. I'm sure it's top-tier.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So now he has 8 oz for $50?

He didn't pay cash for it. Traded some of his fake rocks so I imagine it was crap to begin with and the previous owner now has a funny story to tell.

 

[Churros con Manteca]

Tom runs into trouble on the road
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I knew for sure that something was going to happen his wayback trip.

as I've accidentally took calculations as a one way trip (which could be plausible because of Tommy)

Spoiler: I even warned him before he left he'd need AAA. Tom's way too predictable.

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Getting his languid ass in jail or freezing to death in the dessert night is the rightest way to seal his fate. Or this is the start of the homecoming miniarc turned saga.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Either Tom can post links to Facebook on his phone or he got through this mess he created for himself. Either way, he is still alive and we got the bad ending

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Tom has admitted to purchasing a half-pound of cannabis with intent to traffic it across state lines for sale and distribution. This is a pretty serious federal offense that can result in jail time.

Thomas knows so little about weed that he can't even name the shit he has. No one will buy from a dealer who doesn't know what they have.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Thomas knows so little about weed that he can't even name the shit he has. No one will buy from a dealer who doesn't know what they have.

Not true. A stoner could find a shiny rock on the ground and trade it to Tom for all his weed. The stoner will know its worthless and Tom will think he got some valuable rock

 

[TurdFondler]

Thomas knows so little about weed that he can't even name the shit he has.

I'm positive it's Mexican brick weed.


Garbage tier "weed" full of leaves and seeds and stems, maybe even male plant matter. Vacuum pressed into disgusting 1lb bricks.

A seasoned stoner would have to probably smoke the entire brick in one go if they wanted to feel anything, and no one over 15 buys it. It's the only kind of weed anyone would trade for gravel.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I'm positive it's Mexican brick weed.
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Garbage tier "weed" full of leaves and seeds and stems, maybe even male plant matter. Vacuum pressed into disgusting 1lb bricks.

A seasoned stoner would have to probably smoke the entire brick in one go if they wanted to feel anything, and no one over 15 buys it. It's the only kind of weed anyone would trade for gravel.

Most "stoners" wouldn't smoke that with someone else's lungs.

 

[repentance]

Thomas knows so little about weed that he can't even name the shit he has. No one will buy from a dealer who doesn't know what they have.

People like Tom will and he hangs out with people like him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I'm positive it's Mexican brick weed.
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Garbage tier "weed" full of leaves and seeds and stems, maybe even male plant matter. Vacuum pressed into disgusting 1lb bricks.

A seasoned stoner would have to probably smoke the entire brick in one go if they wanted to feel anything, and no one over 15 buys it. It's the only kind of weed anyone would trade for gravel.

So he basically has skunk weed. Good job Thomas.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think it could be possible that Tom didn't sell any rocks at the art festival because rocks aren't art?

Or because he's a smelly disgusting sharting hobo trash fire lurching around perving on people's kids while sporting a microboner.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Either way, he is still alive and we got the bad ending

Any ending that let's us continue to laugh at Tom's failing is a good ending.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Tom has admitted to purchasing a half-pound of cannabis with intent to traffic it across state lines for sale and distribution. This is a pretty serious federal offense that can result in jail time.

Tom will smoke it all before he makes it back to Tucson. He has no self-control, and his dying brain demands its drug-induced high.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Tom will smoke it all before he makes it back to Tucson. He has no self-control, and his dying brain demands its drug-induced high.

Most likely. Of course, @Tragi-Chan's hypothesis that he's lying in order to brag is equally likely.

 

[AnOminous]

Tom runs into trouble on the road
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What a fucking turbomongo.

I belive the term Tom is looking for is "Senile Partner".

Shartner.

A seasoned stoner would have to probably smoke the entire brick in one go if they wanted to feel anything, and no one over 15 buys it. It's the only kind of weed anyone would trade for gravel.

That kind of crap is okay for making mass quantities of cannabutter although you'll want to pass it through cheesecloth or a fine-mesh strainer to remove the nasty solids. Some of that shit is actually better than it should be, but knowing Tom, he got ripped off by some shifty beaner.

 

[TurdFondler]

I just realized Tom could have bought a good used van and lived in it. It could have been a mobile Real Things gravel dispensary. Instead he's broke and two shitty chryslers deep.