DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Anyone who thinks there is any situation, especially today, where a sociopath like Phil would ever honestly open up to another person, is probably dumb enough to give him money, because that's how his informants act. They're all trying to get close to Supreme Leader Phil when that's basically like being buddy-buddy with Darth Vader. Except Vader is tight-lipped because you're legit beneath him, while Phil is just a pussy who knows how much he lies.

Fucking waste of time, you can see it in the leaked communications, Phil doesn't trust anybody with anything, even when he thinks the conversation is private. He would never get drunk with anyone, not even off-camera, he expects you to have a mic on somewhere or at least be looking for something to laugh about later. Which, honestly, you probably do, unless you're a dent-head, in which case he still doesn't want to talk to you. We know this because in the chat, you have to attach money.

Phil hid in his room while Leanna had strangers over. You think he's over that kind of shit now? Give me a break... lol

 

[Poo Twister]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

i bet he'll be tight lipped about door-hatchet control though

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

Woah now, Phil having an opinion on anything outside of a videogame?

He'll just call it 'pahlatiks' and brush it off before frowning at his streamchat when people ask him to actually form an opinion.

 

[DemoniusChexMix]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!

“You know pahl-iticians are saying ‘OH, IT’S BECAUSE OF THE VIDEO GAMES!’ Wrong! I’ve been playing video games my WHOLE LIFE and never ONCE pointed a real gun at anyone, okay?’ In my experience snort as a successful business owner and gamer, it’s always…ALWAYS the parents fault sips water bottle and looks at chat for approval Furthermore, it would be really, really helpful if you supported the stream tonight. We’re only at $20 in contributions so far.”

 

[Lazycunt]

Woah now, Phil having an opinion on anything outside of a videogame?

He'll just call it 'pahlatiks' and brush it off before frowning at his streamchat when people ask him to actually form an opinion.

And he's to much of a fucking mimic to ever form his own honest opinions.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

His opinions are the same ones every kid forms when they’re five years old.

“Why can’t we all just get along and be happy? Right? Like I’m just being ahhhnest here, just get along with people, don’t go and shoot up your school like a dumb piece of human shit! Ack ack ack. Fair enough? Alright.”

 

[Lolidaki]

Is there a reason we're assuming Keem wants to pay some other lolcow to beat up Phil? Because the last time Phil got anywhere near agreeing to a fight, it would've ended in a lame wrestling gag were it not for Viscant having more sense than the retarded manchild who really shouldn't be spending a single second of his life unsupervised by an adult.

Keem is big into these dumb spectacle boxing events between content creators and last time he outright said he was going to get Wings and Dave in on an event or some shit (could have been a joke, yet here we are with him offering up money). More likely a podcast or some other kind of event that requires less effort otherwise he's never going to accept.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

He's still trying to figure out how to explain why the shooter wasn't experiencing lag.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

"NOBODY NEEDS AN ASS-SALT RIFLE! JUST USE THE HATCHET YOU KEEP BY THE FRONT DOOR!"

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

His opinions are the same ones every kid forms when they’re five years old.

“Why can’t we all just get along and be happy? Right? Like I’m just being ahhhnest here, just get along with people, don’t go and shoot up your school like a dumb piece of human shit! Ack ack ack. Fair enough? Alright.”

Why can't "I" just get along and be happy. Phil uses "we" so much when it's only an issue when it affects "him".

When it's to get shit from people whether that be praise or money, he says "we' but when he gets that praise/money it switches to "I".

You helping him succeed turns into him doing it from the beginning. Symptom of a narc maybe, but most certainly something he uses to pignotize himself.

I love how he said Trek To Yomi(however you call it) wasn't bad, and wasn't good it just was...he acts like "impromptu" reviews are special when he never has anything intelligent to say.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Anybody else eagerly awaiting a DSP Tweet on gun control?

"Just heard about the news of ANOTHER school shooting. When will this Country WAKE UP? When I was in high school I got a pen thrown at me so I know how hard it clan be. RIP!"

I'm waiting for him to compare it to the "swatting" incident where the nice policemen knocked and asked to check things out.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

What would be DSP's entrance theme? You know besides the typical suggestions like this.

Spoiler: Obviously.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Is there a reason we're assuming Keem wants to pay some other lolcow to beat up Phil? Because the last time Phil got anywhere near agreeing to a fight, it would've ended in a lame wrestling gag were it not for Viscant having more sense than the retarded manchild who really shouldn't be spending a single second of his life unsupervised by an adult.

Keem's twitter is all about boxing crap with anyone who has a decent online audience. Not just Keem, boxing crap has been discovered as easy money for lolcows and Jerry Springer wannabes.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I'm waiting for him to compare it to the "swatting" incident where the nice policemen knocked and asked to check things out.

Nah he’ll compare it to losing his game save that one time.

 

[TheTractor]

I want DSP to get that 50k from Keem.

Just to see him beg views, likes, comments and glasses/vests the same week and get angry at the fanbase throwing shade.

See how low he stoops taking that dirty money, and playing the superiority card towards Maximillian doing what youtubers do.

 

[SojiroSakura]

I want Keem to give phil the $50K so that we can see phil ban everyone asking about it while he tries to memory hole it and not mention it. All the while Keem tweets to everyone that he did indeed take the money.

 

[Iron Father]

He also pigplainned what a produce section was in a grocery store.

The funniest part was he fucked it up too. He said the produce section was "anything plant-based."

 

[Brownshirt Freshman]

Please for the love of god Phil scam keem out of 50k and show up begging the next day because you think nobody will find out. The viewers are owed a good arc and pissing off keem is just what the doctor ordered.