Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 13.8%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 115 24.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 85 18.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 199 42.3%
  • Total voters
    470
Kosher Salt said:
Right after, Elaine asked if he was sitting at the campfire with them all night, so I actually feel like the whole entire thing might have just been to try to impeach his statement about being "with them all night."

Stupidest decision ever though, because I'm pretty sure the jury understands that statements like "I was with them all night" isn't meant to be 100% literal and I doubt that it really affects the credibility that they give his statement about Amber being the crazy one. So why would they put that in evidence?!

And yeah, TUG obviously chafes Heard's ass, but if they're trying to suggest that there's bias because TUG's tweet happened to be the one that this guy replied to, I think they're barking up the wrong tree.
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Maybe Heard was the one that 'attacked' his mailbox. :story:
 
TheClappening said:
"Do you remember if it was That Umbrella Man?" :story:
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Ponderous Pillock said:
I'm honestly getting shades of the Len Shanner trial with that where the old fart of a lawyer accused everyone and anyone of being random kiwi accounts, especially a user called "CumRobbery".
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TheClappening said:
Elaine can't decide if it's TUM or TUG.
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feral cat #6385 said:
Is "the umbrella man" in the room with us Elaine?
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I, sadly, remember a different Umbrella Man:
If Montagraph becomes relevant again because of this, I'll have mixed emotions of amusement and disgust.
 
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Ponderous Pillock said:
Rottenberg's the only vaguely competent lawyer on Heard's team and wonder why the fuck he's not been the lead instead of Elaine, who I am convinced would get you the death penalty for fucking unpaid parking tickets.
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Pretend you're a competent lawyer and you come to realize that you've got an awful case on your hands. Unlikable psycho-bitch client, lack of strong evidence on your side, "witnesses" who all have a different story, among other things that make it an awful case. You've also realized that it's possible that your client will lose badly enough that you may not be getting paid for all of this work because you realize that your client isn't all that up-to-date on paying their bills despite pledging to pay you.

Do you:
A) Take charge, putting additional time and effort into the case in order to try to pull out a victory despite the case being against you.
B) Let your idiot co-worker make a pig's breakfast of the case so that she can take the fall when your client loses and the finger pointing begins.

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This psychiatrist guy has a very soothing voice. Like he's a guy you'd trust rather implicitly with all his fancy PHDs and awards on frames on his office wall.

Very relaxing, calm testamony which the Heard team have nothing to object to.
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He kind of reminded me of David Bowie. Put him next to the guy that Heard's team dragged out and you don't even need to understand English to realize which one is far more trustworthy.

Kosher Salt said:
Why the hell did Elaine think it was a good idea to get the trailer park guy's "That never happened, Amber was the one acting all jealous and crazy" tweet into evidence? That's an own goal if I've ever seen one.
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Elaine is an idiot. I think that Depp's team put him out there to bait Heard's team into wasting precious time by tearing into the witness instead of just asking a few questions to call his testimony into question. You could tell that Elaine wanted an opportunity to go hard against a witness after getting clobbered by Vasquez and failing pretty badly against some of the expert witnesses that Depp's team had brought out.

Unfortunately she got too caught up in the moment and failed to think ahead to what moves she was going to make. The jury is also going to think she's a prick, because the witness was just some schlub, basically a guy who could have wound up being a member of a jury in some other trial. Unless the jury thinks he was being dishonest and needed to be exposed, tearing into a witness like that only makes him more sympathetic to the jury.
 
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This looks like some sort of incel dating show.
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Pick a fella ladies!

Hoague law is fucking moron. A soy like the trailer park guy would not be a Depp fan.
 
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it's uncanny how accurate that is, complete with the weird flyaway hair caused by inferior quality materials and the haircut that's clearly meant to be the same but nobody put the effort into actually accurately copying. If they were action figures or models of some kind the guy on the left is the $300 one they sell on the official site and use for the images on Wish, while the guy on the right is the Chinese knockoff that shows up after you pay $20 for it.
 
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I'm pretty confident that Amber's smirk and conversation with her lawyer while the soyman discussed the light fixture from 6:15:01 is her explaining to her lawyer what happened. I'm no lipreader but it definitely looks like she's saying at first 'what happened [is]' and then she makes a few gestures like a knocking gesture and something that might be her hand representing a wall or something flat against the wall. She's incredibly smug and self satisfied about it, too. It's incredibly reminiscent of her body language when in the deposition dealing with kicking Johnny in the head with the door.

My guess just from that is that Amber broke the sconce (also Depp told the man something that the lawyers immediately objected over) and she thinks it's some funny story of Johnny being stupid and her accidentally breaking the sconce as a result of him doing something unreasonable.
 
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