Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 380 14.3%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 11.9%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,662
Don't worry Tess, the greasy lunar craters on your face will distract from your forehead wrinkles.

The most annoying pretend anorexic

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And of course, she has to share someone else's opinion on the Texas school shooting to get those activism points
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Don't worry Tess, the greasy lunar craters on your face will distract from your forehead wrinkles.
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The most annoying pretend anorexic
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And of course, she has to share someone else's opinion on the Texas school shooting to get those activism points
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Body positivity y'all!!! Except for nasty forehead wrinkles lol those need to be removed with 10000$ worth of botox!!! Aging is soooo not fetch, but being 600lbs totally is!!!
 
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No wonder Tess tries to keep her ThisAss in close ups - when you get the whole picture her tits just look like a pair you'd see on a busted stripper 20 years past her prime. Breasts that gave into gravity and just hang there like two Ziploc bags full of melted Crisco.
 
No wonder Tess tries to keep her ThisAss in close ups - when you get the whole picture her tits just look like a pair you'd see on a busted stripper 20 years past her prime. Breasts that gave into gravity and just hang there like two Ziploc bags full of melted Crisco.
I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.
 
I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.
Don’t forget Shapewear Magnate Lizzo and her sad flat knee knockers she refuses to support!

And forgive me for being naive or whatever, but wouldn’t they get under boob sweat all the time like that?
 
I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.
Can they even put one on themselves though?
 
Don’t forget Shapewear Magnate Lizzo and her sad flat knee knockers she refuses to support!

And forgive me for being naive or whatever, but wouldn’t they get under boob sweat all the time like that?
Yes, and the underboob area becomes a breeding ground for yeast and you can smell it if you lift the boob up. It's super gross.
 
I still have not figured out why these landwhales with shapeless tits don't want to wear bras that would actually give them some shape and make them look better. Anna, Chantal, Tess. They'd all rather walk around with it looking like they have sandbags strapped to their chest then wear a damn bra. If you have one that fits, it's not that uncomfortable.
They like us knowing that their nipples are on the south pole
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That dress is not meant to be worn with a bra. Its not even designed in a way where breasts could be covertly taped into a better position. Its a style for chicks with perky tits and there's no disguising that you don't if you wear something like that while not meeting the aforementioned criteria.
This is kind of a shit trend across the board with our fatties where they are wearing styles just because they are accessible and trendy. No regard for how they're going to look on their bodies. I understand it for Tess bc Feeders, tho. She's doing exactly what she needs to do to get cakefart coins
 
That dress is not meant to be worn with a bra. Its not even designed in a way where breasts could be covertly taped into a better position. Its a style for chicks with perky tits and there's no disguising that you don't if you wear something like that while not meeting the aforementioned criteria.
This is kind of a shit trend across the board with our fatties where they are wearing styles just because they are accessible and trendy. No regard for how they're going to look on their bodies. I understand it for Tess bc Feeders, tho. She's doing exactly what she needs to do to get cakefart coins

Because (Thanxx, Clown World!) it's just that easy to shut everyone down with muh fatphobia card.
 
So what exactly is Tess’s plan? She doesn’t strike me as the type to vote, and she’s too fat to actually go and protest for longer than five minutes. Additionally, take any subject that isn’t about herself and she can’t argue well for it at all. She doesn’t strike me as the type to read up on issues outside of watching a few TikToks and influencers talk about it. She’d be more genuine if she just never brought up any social issue at all because she only really cares about clout chasing.
 
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