Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%

  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%

  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%

  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%

  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%

  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%
  • Total voters
    1,091
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Bryan Dunn said:
So looking more into this theory of Gunt looking to Rent a place out in Portugal I am reminded that he told gator this if it ever came down to child support court. Interesting to know.

The mentioning of his LLC being foreign and the only way to push him is Child Support. This was a year ago but the fact that he even planned that he would leave the US if it came down to child support is funny.
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Having a company registered somewhere generally doesn't offer right of abode in that country and if he tries to hide his money in a foreign shell company the IRS will still want their cut wherever he is. It's interesting America First backs someone that seems to be simultaneously planning to move his assets out of the country and popping out a bunch of kids that will be brought up by other taxpayers. Isn't Ralph exactly the type of scummbag AF want to get rid of?
 
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smellybutthole said:
Having a company registered somewhere generally doesn't offer right of abode in that country and if he tries to hide his money in a foreign shell company the IRS will still want their cut wherever he is. It's interesting America First backs someone that seems to be simultaneously planning to move his assets out of the country and popping out a bunch of kids that will be brought up by other taxpayers. Isn't Ralph exactly the type of scummbag AF want to get rid of?
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Too much thought. AF’s ever-changing "ideology” can be boiled down to simply “white good, everyone else bad, please give money.”
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
So looking more into this theory of Gunt looking to Rent a place out in Portugal I am reminded that he told gator this if it ever came down to child support court. Interesting to know.

The mentioning of his LLC being foreign and the only way to push him is Child Support. This was a year ago but the fact that he even planned that he would leave the US if it came down to child support is funny.
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Ralph would not come close to qualifying for any specific visa. He is too poor for an investment visa. He would have to have a work visa and register his company with Portugal. So his LLC would become subjected to Portuguese taxes. On top of this, Ralph would still owe US taxes. Effectively he would double his tax liability to get out of child support payments.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Ralph would not come close to qualifying for any specific visa. He is too poor for an investment visa. He would have to have a work visa and register his company with Portugal. So his LLC would become subjected to Portuguese taxes. On top of this, Ralph would still owe US taxes. Effectively he would double his tax liability to get out of child support payments.
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Obviously this is the facts but I prefer the gunt to just ralphamale his way into a visa. Id be funnier.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Ralph would not come close to qualifying for any specific visa. He is too poor for an investment visa. He would have to have a work visa and register his company with Portugal. So his LLC would become subjected to Portuguese taxes. On top of this, Ralph would still owe US taxes. Effectively he would double his tax liability to get out of child support payments.
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Being a fly on the wall when his visa application was processed would be amazing.

"No educational, no work experience,.. The income declaration says $70k but the evidence provided show $20k at best,.. credit report says he's in arrears with child support, co-habitant has a credit card maxed out from buying silly hats. Background check shows prison time, restraining orders,.. co-habitant is an internet famous internet pedofile. Medical results say he's going to need expensive medications, dialysis and will be a drain on the state unless he dies of multiple organ failure within a few years".

The result would be a big fat rejected but the sub text would "Even a jihadi washing up on the coast has a better chance than you piggy".
 
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The First Fag said:
I don't think he is necessarily talking about gunt lore. I think he is referencing the abundance of rapes by migrants that started plaguing European countries like Germany, France and Sweden in the mid-2010s with the widespread implementation of migrant-favoring policies like open borders and granting favoritism in terms of job placement and governmental services.
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I would rather stay with a Syrian refugee than the gunt because the Syrian isn't a 100% confirmed rapist and wouldn't eat all my food and shart up all my chairs.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
AF’s ever-changing "ideology” can be boiled down to simply “white good, everyone else bad, please give money.”
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> "White good, everyone else bad, take money where possible"
To be fair that by itself is a healthy outlook that I wish White people at large would start adopting. A lot of improvements would follow if they did.
 
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JustStopDude said:
Ralph would not come close to qualifying for any specific visa. He is too poor for an investment visa. He would have to have a work visa and register his company with Portugal. So his LLC would become subjected to Portuguese taxes. On top of this, Ralph would still owe US taxes. Effectively he would double his tax liability to get out of child support payments.
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It really depends on how much he makes. The number keeps changing, but he could potentially qualify under the Foreign Earned Income Exclusion Act if he earns under the stipulated amount. If I remember correctly it’s pretty high too. I doubt someone with as little revenue as the Gunt would be able to go over that. Most people with decent jobs can’t breach the limit.
 
Mr. Povich said:
It really depends on how much he makes. The number keeps changing, but he could potentially qualify under the Foreign Earned Income Exclusion Act if he earns under the stipulated amount. If I remember correctly it’s pretty high too. I doubt someone with as little revenue as the Gunt would be able to go over that. Most people with decent jobs can’t breach the limit.
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Last time I checked it was around 104k, but also you have to do one of 2 processes that prove you're a resident in that country. It also doesn't include FICA or Social Security. And state taxes may or may not apply (Many won't, but no idea about Virginia)

However I'm not sure of Portugal's current agreement with the US on whether an expat would have to Portugal taxes.

But thankfully his Jewish tax guy can do the works! Make magic happen! Even able to hide income under May!
 
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