Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Chiridion]

You also need to be prepared to rape some swedes gf because the hostel you checked into was fake. Don't believe me? Look how dark your skin is. We know what those nostrils mean.

What does this mean? Are you misremembering the plot of "Hostel"?

 

[Yagrum Bagarn]

What would be absolutely hilarious is if the pimps that broke his orbital bone the first time got wind he was back, watched his stream and followed from afar, and waited for the perfect moment to beat his ass yet again. Please let meme magic be real.

 

[The First Fag]

I'd rate this post retarded if it was an option. Do you mind explaining how asking about gunt lore is gunt guarding?

I don't think he is necessarily talking about gunt lore. I think he is referencing the abundance of rapes by migrants that started plaguing European countries like Germany, France and Sweden in the mid-2010s with the widespread implementation of migrant-favoring policies like open borders and granting favoritism in terms of job placement and governmental services.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Ralph would never even attempt to learn

Fixed it for you.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s been there over 24 hours and the only interesting thing to happen is him getting papped being enormously fat on a bench, glued to KF. What a gay-ass trip.

 

[Got Milk!]

In light of the fact that Portugal seems to be Ralph's new destination, in lieu of Vegas, can we refer to his Portugal trips as "(Portugal) Pigout: New Vegas". This trip would be New Vegas 2.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

In light of the fact that Portugal seems to be Ralph's new destination, in lieu of Vegas, can we refer to his Portugal trips as "(Portugal) Pigout: New Vegas". This trip would be New Vegas 2.

KC ruined trips to Vegas for Ralph. Even the word casino triggers him. Besides Ralph couldn’t afford to lose his shirt in Vegas again. Pantsu starts crying any time Vegas is mentioned. She has PTSD from Ralph’s bank balance going deep into the red after a few days in Vegas thanks to betting on Indian women’s tennis a 3 am. The fact he uses her CC to buy whores is just salt in the wound.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kino Casino was such good branding for their show. Portuguese Purse Hunt just doesn’t have the same ring or resonance.

 

[Squirrelcop]

David Lynch voice:
It's 8:30 am in Europe right now, about to be 24 degress Celsius. Cloudless skies, golden sunshine. And somewhere a pig is sleeping in Lisbon, dreaming of casino buyouts and hookers.

 

[Superchimp]

Kino Casino was such good branding for their show. Portuguese Purse Hunt just doesn’t have the same ring or resonance.

Perhaps KC is paying Ralph for contenr?

 

[draggs]

I don't think he is necessarily talking about gunt lore. I think he is referencing the abundance of rapes by migrants that started plaguing European countries like Germany, France and Sweden in the mid-2010s with the widespread implementation of migrant-favoring policies like open borders and granting favoritism in terms of job placement and governmental services.

Well the Ralphamale a foreigner is trying to raise the abundance of rapes in Portugal in the early 2020s

So pretty much the same thing

 

[smellybutthole]

Just a thought: Maybe the reason Ralph is back in Portugal is that he had travel insurance and it paid out for the hospital, the man bag theft and the ruined holiday? So he's back there on the insurance companies dime?
If so that would be a good deal. Dick should get on the same insurance plan when planning anything that Ralph is involved with. He'd get a payout for each exploding body part.

But just looking at Ralph I can't imagine he's the type that would pay for insurance. Maybe Meigh's credit card has a travel insurance perk?

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ethan should get some collagen injections because the way his thin lips move when he's talking is hitting the uncanny valley at this point.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

KC mentioned tummy tucks are cheap in Portugal. Not likely to happen, but if Ralph got plastic surgery in Portugal, it would be hilarious. Especially if it went wrong somehow.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Imagine seething so hard, that you leave your newborn and horse girl in the USA and fly out to a shithole like Portugal again. Gunt is a fucking seething retard. I hope he gets stabbed this time. Someone, please do it for the lolz.

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine seething so hard, that you leave your newborn and horse girl in the USA and fly out to a shithole like Portugal again. Gunt is a fucking seething retard. I hope he gets stabbed this time. Someone, please do it for the lolz.

He doesn't love Meigh or Reroll. Who knows how much he currently hates them because one is a crying baby and the other is is attending to a crying baby all day with little sleep and no help. Leaving them was likely a reason he went back along with a hooker he fell in love with or whatever.

 

[Molag Bal]

In the interest of invoking Murphy, I stipulate that nothing interesting or retarded whatsoever will happen on this trip.
He will exclusively hang out in the tourist-friendly urban areas, he will not pick fights with Moroccan married couples, he will not go to any brothels or grey-area gambling places, he will not be searched for drugs, it will be a completely event-free vacation like a boomer's would.

 

[BallBuster]

Why are people so fucking stupid? What in the fuck will this accomplish?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

So looking more into this theory of Gunt looking to Rent a place out in Portugal I am reminded that he told gator this if it ever came down to child support court. Interesting to know.

The mentioning of his LLC being foreign and the only way to push him is Child Support. This was a year ago but the fact that he even planned that he would leave the US if it came down to child support is funny.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Why are people so fucking stupid? What in the fuck will this accomplish?

Alleged clout. They'll just embarrass themselves. At least for Cog, it's cheap to get in there. Good for him I guess, I actually don't think he can win a fight against the Ralphamale.