Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Kramer on the phone]

anything interesting happen so far?

 

[AltisticRight]

Why is the gunt hating on conservative white women who don't like trannies? Is he crawling the streets of Lisbon for colored bussy?

Because he's dating one.

 

[Motherf*cker]

Cog is currently in Lisbon looking for Ralph. Now unless Ralph finds all that stamina he claimed to have when he ran after his attackers, Cog is pretty safe if he stays away from the short arms of the fat man. This is hilarious and it'll be content, but I'm concerned that the fat man is under a lot of stress and is acting irrationally and it might not go as Cog planned.

 

[Slimy Time]

Cog is currently in Lisbon looking for Ralph. Now unless Ralph finds all that stamina he claimed to have when he ran after his attackers, Cog is pretty safe if he stays away from the short arms of the fat man. This is hilarious and it'll be content, but I'm concerned that the fat man is under a lot of stress and is acting irrationally and it might not go as Cog planned.

So I'm going to set my expectations really low and presume that Cog is a) not going to find Gunt and b) if he does find Gunt, not going to do anything to mess with him. Way better keeping expectations low and being pleasantly surprised if something happens, rather than hoping and being disappointed.

 

[Watamelon]

If there is one thing Euros hate more than white trash, idiot Americans, it's chav trash.

Gypsies are a thousand times worse than any chav.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

So I'm going to set my expectations really low and presume that Cog is a) not going to find Gunt and b) if he does find Gunt, not going to do anything to mess with him. Way better keeping expectations low and being pleasantly surprised if something happens, rather than hoping and being disappointed.

It's going to be gay. If Ralph had any type of creativity or showmanship he'd start a cat and mouse game and leave clues and make it like a scavenger hunt for Cog to follow.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Xander gets to go to Disneyland on a bimonthly basis while rozy has to be left alone with a pedophile in a house that smells like pet feces while daddy Ralph gets to go traveling across the globe fucking underage hookers and getting orbital fractures....CHRIST IS KANG. Rozy is going to have such envy for xander.

 

[Smarty Pants]

Ralph, why don't you just go out and holler at Cog? You know he won't do shit and both of you are filming it. Are you seriously going to hide in your hotel like a bitch?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Maybe cog can catch him with some whores or doing blow. That's when he should start filming and taunting Ralph. Imagine him with a face full of white powder hollerin' and waddling around.

 

[Telemeter]

If there is one thing Euros hate more than white trash, idiot Americans, it's chav trash.

Wrong.

No love for either, don't get me wrong, but Ralph is not just white trash, he's a disgustingly fat, obnoxiously loud, wigger Amerimutt tourist holding a camera on a stick and talking to himself in English while he records people just trying to live their lives.

 

[Puck]

The original was so widely acclaimed that the universe demanded a sequel

 

[Slimy Time]

Wrong.

No love for either, don't get me wrong, but Ralph is not just white trash, he's a disgustingly fat, obnoxiously loud, wigger Amerimutt tourist holding a camera on a stick and talking to himself in English while he records people just trying to live their lives.

He looks hilariously out of place in the moments when he turns the outward facing camera on and walks about, compared to even other tourists. He's walking around with shades, he's got this trailer trash American drawl, walking with a selfie stick in hand, with his TTS going off and speaking in a typically loud American voice, loudly spouting obscenities about whores and other such things. He might as well walk around with a neon sign saying "I am a fat loud Yank tourist" who sticks out like a sore thumb.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Has Ralph mentioned how long he’s staying in Portugal?

I’d ask how long he intends to leave May alone caring for a newborn, but she’s been caring for Rozy all alone since April.

Last trip he bragged about going to Spain and the Louvre, but then shit his pants and did nothing.

Is he doing the KS from a dark closet? Why aren’t we seeing the awesome hotel a rich successful streamer is staying in?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Has Ralph mentioned how long he’s staying in Portugal?

I’d ask how long he intends to leave May alone caring for a newborn, but she’s been caring for Rozy all alone since April.

Last trip he bragged about going to Spain and the Louvre, but then shit his pants and did nothing.

Is he doing the KS from a dark closet? Why aren’t we seeing the awesome hotel a rich successful streamer is staying in?

He said June 1st.

 

[Got Milk!]

So I'm going to set my expectations really low and presume that Cog is a) not going to find Gunt and b) if he does find Gunt, not going to do anything to mess with him. Way better keeping expectations low and being pleasantly surprised if something happens, rather than hoping and being disappointed.

This is like a 2022 kid's lesson.
"Remember kids, just because Elmer Fudd boarded the plane looking for porky pig, it doesn't mean any actual shots will be fired. Be happy the retard even boarded a plane but don't assume more"

 

[Telemeter]

He said June 1st.

I do hope Cog chases him around for the duration, going to the same restaurants, bars, tourist traps, even if he just records him as Ralph talks to himself and everyone around him looks visibly annoyed. I'm sure Cog's chat will fund him enough to more than match the expenses generated by this corn harvest.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He said June 1st.

Checks out:

https://www.gaytravel4u.com/event/lisbon-bear-pride

Voting for Mr. Bear begins today. Good Luck Ethan!

 

[DabOnJannies]

I hope he heckles him and walks briskly from Ralph. Repeatedly. If Cog could bait Ralph into running I’d pay money for that video.

Imagine how hard you could mentally DOMINATE Ralph by just walking past him and saying "Rape-it Ralph" or "Gunt" and refusing to elaborate further.

 

[Telemeter]

Imagine how hard you could mentally DOMINATE Ralph by just walking past him and saying "Rape-it Ralph" or "Gunt" and refusing to elaborate further.

Just walk next to him and pull a random passer by over and say "Conheça meu amigo Gunt" and get an awkward "Olá Gunt" back.

 

[Beef Elemental]

There is something oddly comforting about watching Ralph's walking streams. I think the pronounced waddle and low camera height makes me feel like a little piglet following his mama sow around the farm.