Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Legal Proceedings - "And on my side of the bed was human fecal matter."

[SteelPlatedHeart]

In regards to Heard smirking and writing stuff, is she trying to copy Johnny again? For a while, she was wearing whatever he or one of his witnesses were wearing the previous day. Is this just her trying to copy what he’s been doing in court when he witness and her were attacking him on the stand?

 

[East_Clintwood]

In regards to Heard smirking and writing stuff, is she trying to copy Johnny again?

Probably not. It's fairly common for lawyers to tell clients to write shit, partly to keep them out of trouble, and partly just to make it look like they're actually paying attention to the proceedings.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I think at that time Heard's lawyer was objecting constantly because he was mentioning speaking to a maid at the place. There were so many objections they ended up objecting to the question about how he even came into contact with Depp's lawyers.

I liked when she started objecting only to realize there was nothing to object to.

 

[Lemmingwise]

That whole exchange sounded like the “do you know the muffin man?” rhyme.

Considering they talked about muffins you could supercut the whole rhyme from this trial.

 

[Allanon]

Probably not. It's fairly common for lawyers to tell clients to write shit, partly to keep them out of trouble, and partly just to make it look like they're actually paying attention to the proceedings.

Amber was at one point drawing something with the tablet turned sideways. She is at the very least not taking normal person notes, if she's taking any at all.

 

[Narr Then]

In regards to Heard smirking and writing stuff, is she trying to copy Johnny again? For a while, she was wearing whatever he or one of his witnesses were wearing the previous day. Is this just her trying to copy what he’s been doing in court when he witness and her were attacking him on the stand?

Probably not. It's fairly common for lawyers to tell clients to write shit, partly to keep them out of trouble, and partly just to make it look like they're actually paying attention to the proceedings.

Apparently it's a tactic recommended by therapists to help people to control their emotional reaction to something triggering as well.
TBF if I were in Depp's shoes I'd have been thrown out of court by now for calling them all colours of lying cunts, so it seems to be working.

Saw this clip and it cracked me up. I think that quack was one of my favourite parts of the trial, pure comedy.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7101398775666658566

 

[CharcoalChkn]

It seems longer, though much lower stakes, than the OJ trial.

I kind of wish the OJ thing happened in this day and age.

I was too young at the time and also not even in the right country to hear about it, but it certainly would have been very interesting to see coverage like this on in the mainstream and social media, and I do wonder if it would have affected the outcome at all.

Also two very cow-worthy moments from the man himself surrounding the ordeal, the car chase and releasing the "If I Did It" book. Could have been great.

 

[mindlessobserver]

In regards to Heard smirking and writing stuff, is she trying to copy Johnny again? For a while, she was wearing whatever he or one of his witnesses were wearing the previous day. Is this just her trying to copy what he’s been doing in court when he witness and her were attacking him on the stand?

Psychopaths are chameleons. They often emulate people they are observing closely.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Would anyone ITT care for some examples of Amber's coke fiending? She was visibly sweating gak in 2008.

CDAN posted this in April 2008.


With her dad in March 2008. Not too crazy, just a little bit of a weird pose, right?

Spoiler: Pics

Haha, wrong! Same premiere, obviously high as balls.

Off her tits, borderline tweaking. Rude as fuck to the female interviewer, seductive with the man.

July 2008. Not as visibly deranged but the facial tics are hilarious and there's some serious foreshadowing...

ETA: bigger pics.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Oh boy, Kate moss. And done.

 

[Allanon]

I kind of wish the OJ thing happened in this day and age.

I was too young at the time and also not even in the right country to hear about it, but it certainly would have been very interesting to see coverage like this on in the mainstream and social media, and I do wonder if it would have affected the outcome at all.

Also two very cow-worthy moments from the man himself surrounding the ordeal, the car chase and releasing the "If I Did It" book. Could have been great.

The jury was fully sequestered in the OJ case. They were kept in a motel at all times when they weren't in the jury box and didn't have a tv. In modern day this would mean no smart phones or wifi or anything.

 

[Stoneheart]

today only hot female witnesses?

 

[Allanon]

It's honestly so telling that all of Amber's expert witnesses are misusing tests and scales, breaking ethics, not using the checklists or tests they're supposed to be using, or just making up things wholesale out of naught but their creativity. She cannot find anyone who can twist the facts into something positive for her, she has to lie at every step of the way. That's an extreme indicator of what was really going on between Amber and Johnny.

 

[verissimus]

I kind of wish the OJ thing happened in this day and age.

I was too young at the time and also not even in the right country to hear about it, but it certainly would have been very interesting to see coverage like this on in the mainstream and social media, and I do wonder if it would have affected the outcome at all.

Also two very cow-worthy moments from the man himself surrounding the ordeal, the car chase and releasing the "If I Did It" book. Could have been great.

We got Juicy Smooyeah though and the Rittenhouse trial although the latter was no laughing matter.

PS : Kate Moss btfo's yet another claim by Amber.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What a story of contrast between Johnny Depps doctor and Amber Herds doctor. Depp's is genuinely likeable and does not come across as a raging man hater. Even better, she actually sounds like she knows wtf she is talking about. Herds doctor was the polar opposite. She clearly had gender biases against men, and could not really explain any of her methodology.

Also, the close up of Amber smirking during all this. I am convinced she is a Psychopath. She legitimately does not understand the mood of the room. Everyone around her is stone faced, and she's got that shit eating smile on her face. Its like watching an Alien trying to emulate human expression.

 

[Lemmingwise]

a picture worth a thousand words.


This is the moment that dr. curry was explaining that her personality fit with the character type that is likely to seek vexatious litigation.

Lawyers unhappy, Heard happy.

 

[bbfx]

"PTSD can't be triggered if it isn't present"
I laughed IRL.

 

[Stoneheart]

Also, the close up of Amber smirking during all this. I am convinced she is a Psychopath. She legitimately does not understand the mood of the room. Everyone around her is stone faced, and she's got that shit eating smile on her face. Its like watching an Alien trying to emulate human expression.

well she isnt that smart and doesnt understands that her lolyers have no idea what they are doing.

 

[Happy Fish]

Would anyone ITT care for some examples of Amber's coke fiending? She was visibly sweating gak in 2008.

CDAN posted this in April 2008.
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With her dad in March 2008. Not too crazy, just a little bit of a weird pose, right?
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Haha, wrong! Same premiere, obviously high as balls.
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Off her tits, borderline tweaking. Rude as fuck to the female interviewer, seductive with the man.
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July 2008. Not as visibly deranged but the facial tics are hilarious and there's some serious foreshadowing...
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#tigerblood #winning

 

[Airihead]

I wish this lady would stop saying Gal Guh-DOH. They should impeach her testimony on the comps over this.

Is that not how its pronounced?

Let's not even talk about how Johnny got her that part.

I keep hearing people say Johnny got her Mera and i believe it but I'm curious whats the source on that?