Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Slimy Time]

Our boy is out and about streaming on the streets of Portugal. This dude seems to be walking into a museum with the full gopro getup, yet again looking completely out of place.

"Hold on chat, I want to look at this with my own eyes, I've been looking at it through the camera". So whenever he's walking around with the outer camera on on his selfie stick, he's using that as his guide instead of watching where he's going. No wonder he got mugged last time.

 

[Telemeter]

Our boy is out and about streaming on the streets of Portugal. This dude seems to be walking into a museum with the full gopro getup, yet again looking completely out of place.

"Hold on chat, I want to look at this with my own eyes, I've been looking at it through the camera". So whenever he's walking around with the outer camera on on his selfie stick, he's using that as his guide instead of watching where he's going. No wonder he got mugged last time.

What church is he in?

 

[K!w!Fartz]

 

[Slimy Time]

What church is he in?

Mosterios de Jeronimo seems to be it from a quick search of "famous Lisbon churches".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jer%C3%B3nimos_Monastery

 

[free_protons4u]

Time to go to bed in Australia. I'll know immediately if Cog found piggy or not depending on how many pages this thread is when I wake up.

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph is at Jerónimos Monastery

Lets go Cog, or do you scare?

He's easy to find, he's literally twice the weight of everyone else in the building and the only asshole walking around with a selfie stick.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

My uncle used to say someone "could start a fight in a monastery"

Will Cog give us the golden footage of Piggy getting decked? How do you say "Timber!!" in Portuguese?

Cog is about 6 feet tall and a Manc, so can't hate on him travelling to some sun and acting like a dick, tis what they do.Compared to the Memphis micro Cog is landed gentry.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I’m gonna pray for the monks they are gonna have to lift the gunt. Off the monastery grounds if he does get confronted mid stream

 

[Quiritium]

Gypsies are a thousand times worse than any chav.

If Ralph gets entangled with portuguese gypsies in any capacity he's in for a world of hurt he's never been in before. I hope he doesn't, we might end up without entertainment permanently if he does.

 

[Slimy Time]

Lmao, the feed cuts out just as he's about to climb some stairs. Now it's back on that he's on the next floor.

 

[Squirrelcop]

I dont know if Lisbon/Portugal/Europe can handle two terminally retarded Americans all at once.

I hope they beat the shit out of each other with their selfie sticks.

 

[break these cuffs]

I dont know if Lisbon/Portugal/Europe can handle two terminally retarded Americans all at once.

I hope they beat the shit out of each other with their selfie sticks.

What part of America is Cog from? I can't place his accent.

 

[Telemeter]

I dont know if Lisbon/Portugal/Europe can handle two terminally retarded Americans all at once.

I hope they beat the shit out of each other with their selfie sticks.

Cog's british.

 

[Slimy Time]

About to climb down some stairs, camera fucks up again. "Ok I think we are good now" he says. This man must be terrified of being made fun of for huffing and puffing his way up and down some stairs.

 

[ManBearHog]

How do you say "Timber!!" in Portuguese?

I believe it’s “el rape-o la 14 anniversaire old-a”

 

[Telemeter]

He is sitting down here:

Cog, don't be a pussy

 

[Maciek]

Cog's british.

Old America then.

 

[Telemeter]

He ran away, trying to keep track

 

[Smarty Pants]

Imagine running away from Cog of all people. What an absolute bitch.

 

[Motherf*cker]

It's happening, lol.

Why is Ralph in a car though, where's he going?