Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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Gotta ask our North American friends here, but does this talk Robert likes to yap about Blue States having to subsidize the red ones stands?

As usual, astrotard Bob likes to simplify things to make it seem like his side good, other side bad. To be fair, a lot of this went around in the past few years when a few Chipman-friendly publications drew conclusions based on the "donor vs. recipient" state data, measuring how much each state contributes to the federal government against how much they receive for all programs. The way it's sold is that the following eight states contribute: New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, California, Connecticut, Minnesota, Colorado, and Utah(!). The rest draw more from the government than they contribute.

Subsequently, Bob types examined this and tried to explain why these predominantly blue states were carrying the nation on their backs. Plenty of theories, such as union membership, education - anything that framed these states as intellectually superior (minus Utah, because gross, red state) were and still are popular.

It turns out the answer is a lot simpler than that, and it's not popular because it doesn't make these blue states the heroes they think they are. Compare that list against the states with highest median housing prices:

Hawaii ($615,300)
California ($505,000)
Massachusetts ($381,600)
Colorado ($343,300)
Washington ($339,000)
New Jersey ($335,600)
Maryland ($314,800)
New York ($313,700)
Oregon ($312,200)
Utah ($279,100)

See some overlap? Matches fairly consistently with with cost of living, too. See, what happens is that these states pay higher salaries due to higher housing costs and cost of living. Higher salaries mean greater tax revenue because progressive taxation means the federal government takes a bigger cut of those earnings - hence, "donors."

Here's the best part. A lot of people can't afford to RETIRE in these states because of the high cost of living. What do they do? Well, during all their productive, working years, they contributed in those expensive states, but then they RETIRE in "recipient" states. By retiring, they're now collecting benefits in those places, doubling the effect.

7 of 8 of those "donor" states are on the bottom half of percentage of population aged 65 and above. "Superior" means pricing out the elderly.
 
I'll also chime in that 2 out of the 8 big earners also happen to need a lot of imports to survive. Cali would get fucked if they get cut from Lake Meade or Hoover fails. Hawaii would be fucked if shipments aren't sent in to provide food.

Brainless Bobby again proves he doesn't read beyond skimming, since cognition is both time and effort wasted to him. Why do that when he can tweet and flap his arms when his tweet saying "Gas the normals" gets several updoots?
 
I went to check Bob's timeline to see his hot take on the latest school shooting and was greeted with a guy saying saying it's just a joke isn't a defense.
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The tweet is from 2019 and I have no idea how or why Bob drug it up today. I will give Bob this, he's more or less abandoned telling people calling him out "uhg you just don't get humor" and is just directly saying that people groups need to be removed from society.
He and Legolas made for a great team.
 
I smell irony! (linked because the relevant screenshot isn't being accepted by the system)

Twitter user aneuriza: "The fact that you [RVAWonk] are a PhD, and currently a post doc that specifically study misinformation and you still propagates that fallacy that Gamergate is the source of all evil in the western hemisphere makes me really dread the present state of science and academia"

Moviebob's quote tweet: "Does it bother you as much as you're [sic] inability to read?"
 
As usual Bobert is a slobbering retard capable of precious little more than filling his diapers and throwing temper tantrums on Twitter.

Besides all the excellent posts already made on the subject, one thing I haven't seen mentioned is that a lot of military bases are in red states and THOSE are bottomless money pits. Not to mention the Nuke Silos are almost all in the Midwest and last I looked, those cost quite a pretty penny to keep protected and maintained.
 
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ManInTheWall ditches the Ukraine flag and explained how Bobby "nearly ruined" his life.
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I hope ManInTheWall gets his catharsis, but with Bobby's gang of losers and clowns bullying him, this sounds unlikely.

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Reading bad things on the internet can't possibly make you depressed, but stand-up comics are still murderers.
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Ceci n'est pas une blague.


Assassination of G. W. Bush? No that shit only ever happens in movies!
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Trump's influence seems to be waning in the GOP.
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"What about the fact that smart people are willing to ignore this problem because they think it’s not their problem?" This mean they are EVIL, ergo NOT SMART. How come John Vinals learned so little from basking in Bobby's blazing intellect for so long?

Mass shooting.
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Bobby sure yearns to hit women who EMASCULATE him.

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For a group whose slogan is "love is love", the gays sure have so much seething hate against police officers.
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Much better than Assigned Chipman At Birth.


Being of short statue apparently disqualifies you from speaking in a political conference. CPI is apparently Center for Political Innovation, a "think tank" started by Caleb Maupin and which Peter Coffin is heavily involved in.
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(((Talking head))): "...the authority and power will shift away from humans to computers, and most humans will become economically useless and politically powerless. Today we begin to see the creation of a new class of humans -- the Useless Class, just as the Proletariat Class was created in the 19th century."
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Bobby is no stranger to bringing irrelevant tidbits to debates. If he can dismiss a man's political ideas because he is not even five-foot-five, then I cannot see why we can't bring up Zionism here. No Bad Tactics, right?

PhD thinks every bad thing can be traced back to Gamergate. She is a PhD so you must believe her.
Needless to say Bobby retweets the whole works -- shootings, Elon Musk, Dark MAGA -- from her.
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Ouch! The apostropheitis! It hurts!

People notice that anti-Gamergaters, such as Bobby, were psychopathic abusers of power who nevertheless imagined themselves to be "oppressed". Bobby is only too eager to prove them right.
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Whor and He-man.
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ManInTheWall ditches the Ukraine flag and explained how Bobby "nearly ruined" his life.
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What a bunch of loons, nobody thinks Bob is secretly a fascist.

PhD thinks every bad thing can be traced back to Gamergate. She is a PhD so you must believe her.
Needless to say Bobby retweets the whole works -- shootings, Elon Musk, Dark MAGA -- from her.
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Columbine was "white-supremacist reactionary terrorism"? And Eric Randolph denies being a white-supremacist, he's claims he's just a really really fanatical Catholic.

Not that that's important, what's important here is that Bob thinks they were test runs for Gamergate.
 
I'll also chime in that 2 out of the 8 big earners also happen to need a lot of imports to survive. Cali would get fucked if they get cut from Lake Meade or Hoover fails. Hawaii would be fucked if shipments aren't sent in to provide food.

Brainless Bobby again proves he doesn't read beyond skimming, since cognition is both time and effort wasted to him. Why do that when he can tweet and flap his arms when his tweet saying "Gas the normals" gets several updoots?
You know how in grade school you'd have those reading comprehension tests where you got a short story and then had to answer questions based on it? I bet Bob failed every time.

Besides, everyone knows that if Hawaii needed food, they could just will it into existence.
 
I'm sorry, Taiwan Waititi? China ain't gonna like that, Bobbo! Your social credit score just fell 100 points!

Seriously though, just goes to show that Bob literally doesn't bother reading what he types before posting his tweets, which explains so many of his basic grammatical mistakes. Android's autocorrect will either replace the word wholesale (Taika -> Taiwan) or not catch that it's the wrong word because it's spelled right (your -> you're). The rest of it, of course, boils down to the fact that Bob doesn't have any grammatical knowledge whatsoever, as evidenced by his obscene run-on sentences.

Oh, and if Drinker's reviews were anything to go by, He-Man: Revelation (not "Revelations," Mister Film Critic) was not "fucking incredible." Just another in the long list of "legacy franchises have their male characters humiliated and degraded by their Strong Female Character™ counterparts that can do no wrong and do everything better than the originals." Bob literally only likes it because it makes "dudebros" mad and because of his big woman fetish.
 
Bob projects onto an autistic, gay furry.
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I have no idea how he found this. The furfag's tweet was only retweeted by other furfags. I think I know what really got under his skin though.
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Joss must only be cancelled because he's not a women respecter, not because his writing is bad. How dare anyone suggest that Wheadon's writing is bad.

I also found this which might explain why he's on Bob's radar.
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This doesn't prove anything, I just thought it was funny.
 
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I have no idea how he found this. The furfag's tweet was only retweeted by other furfags. I think I know what really got under his skin though.
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Joss must only be cancelled because he's not a women respecter, not because his writing is bad. How dare anyone suggest that Wheadon's writing is bad.

I also found this which might explain why he's on Bob's radar.
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This doesn't prove anything, I just thought it was funny.
>hates Joss Whedon
>Confederate flag shirt
>pisses of Moviebob
Is Nico /ourfurry/?
 
ManInTheWall ditches the Ukraine flag and explained how Bobby "nearly ruined" his life.
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I hope ManInTheWall gets his catharsis, but with Bobby's gang of losers and clowns bullying him, this sounds unlikely.
Funny how flippant they're being about this when they keep screeching that giving anything less than full throated support of trannies is literally violence.
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Reading bad things on the internet can't possibly make you depressed, but stand-up comics are still murderers.
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Ceci n'est pas une blague.
Case in point.

Assassination of G. W. Bush? No that shit only ever happens in movies!
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Let's be honest, would anyone care at this point if Dubya got assassinated? The guy's about as politically relevant as Ronald Reagan these days, which is a feat considering he's still alive.
Trump's influence seems to be waning in the GOP.
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"What about the fact that smart people are willing to ignore this problem because they think it’s not their problem?" This mean they are EVIL, ergo NOT SMART. How come John Vinals learned so little from basking in Bobby's blazing intellect for so long?
Trump is gaining a reputation among conservatives with a brain as a guy who does not know how to pick his friends politically. The first one to suck his dick gets his endorsement, no matter what. Hell, in my state he endorsed a former Never Trumper that no one really wanted, but he won his primary because of centrists and democrats fucking everything up as usual.
Mass shooting.
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Bobby sure yearns to hit women who EMASCULATE him.

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Yeah, we don't blame guns because a gun is a tool. This guy who shot up the elementary school wasn't a bullied student, he was a young adult who had a psychotic break and murdered his family. The kids were collateral damage, not the main target. Of course, he had red flags all over so media so I have to wonder why our federal LEOs didn't do anything about them.
For a group whose slogan is "love is love", the gays sure have so much seething hate against police officers.
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Much better than Assigned Chipman At Birth.
Keep disenfranchising cops. Please. It'll be hilarious when the public forces fall apart and private companies take it over.

Being of short statue apparently disqualifies you from speaking in a political conference. CPI is apparently Center for Political Innovation, a "think tank" started by Caleb Maupin and which Peter Coffin is heavily involved in.
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Once again, Bob demonstrates his inability to tell a joke.
(((Talking head))): "...the authority and power will shift away from humans to computers, and most humans will become economically useless and politically powerless. Today we begin to see the creation of a new class of humans -- the Useless Class, just as the Proletariat Class was created in the 19th century."
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Bobby is no stranger to bringing irrelevant tidbits to debates. If he can dismiss a man's political ideas because he is not even five-foot-five, then I cannot see why we can't bring up Zionism here. No Bad Tactics, right?
They want to say the useless class is the bedrock of Capitalism, but it's just not so. Capitalism requires participation in the market from three sides: as a worker, as an investor, and as a consumer. When things shift too far one way, the system starts to break down. Too many consumers and workers these days, people like Bob aren't participating in the market. Mostly because they don't know how, and that's by design.
PhD thinks every bad thing can be traced back to Gamergate. She is a PhD so you must believe her.
Needless to say Bobby retweets the whole works -- shootings, Elon Musk, Dark MAGA -- from her.
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Ouch! The apostropheitis! It hurts!

People notice that anti-Gamergaters, such as Bobby, were psychopathic abusers of power who nevertheless imagined themselves to be "oppressed". Bobby is only too eager to prove them right.
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GERBERGRATE!
Bob's idiocy aside, that is a terrible fucking poster. The colors make my eyes bleed and Natalie Portman looks like she's 300 years old (in Hollywood years she might as well be). It looks like a design student's orgasm. "Clashing colors are unexpected and fun!" Going blind is not fun.
 
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WHAT. DOES THIS. EVEN MEAN???

I so want to wail on Bob with a cluebat. Deliberately trying to make your meaning as obscure as possible doesn't make you clever!

Such a blue curtain retard. I bet he sat in English class and when they went over all the culture and lore that was hidden within each of Shakespeare's lines, Bob didn't learn "wow there was such a different time and place from now" but rather "if people have to consult encyclopedias to decipher what I said then they'll all think I'm clever!"

Nobody is going to do that, Bob because we all know the work to realize your point would just end up making us dumber.
 
Assassination of G. W. Bush? No that shit only ever happens in movies!
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WHAT. DOES THIS. EVEN MEAN???

I so want to wail on Bob with a cluebat. Deliberately trying to make your meaning as obscure as possible doesn't make you clever!

Such a blue curtain retard. I bet he sat in English class and when they went over all the culture and lore that was hidden within each of Shakespeare's lines, Bob didn't learn "wow there was such a different time and place from now" but rather "if people have to consult encyclopedias to decipher what I said then they'll all think I'm clever!"

Nobody is going to do that, Bob because we all know the work to realize your point would just end up making us dumber.
The guy isn't talking about assassinating either of the former Bush presidents. He's referring to the speculation that George H.W. Bush, the first one, helped out in assassinating John F Kennedy and uses a pop culture reference to dismiss the idea. Here's a brief and catchy synopsis.
Elites and the alphabet agencies never kill anyone for their own gain, that has never happened in history even once, but if it did it would be alright as long as it affected the right people.

The original guy did follow it up.
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Next he'll be telling me that search engines actively alter their search function and hide results that they don't like which is just crazy talk. Misinformation is not information and we know it's misinformation because we were told it is.
 
I think the only thing more embarrassing than Bob is the dumbass handful of people who keep posting "WOW YOU ARE SO RIGHT!" over and over again. Imagine thinking this fat sack of shit who wants to genocide half of America and legit makes terrible content about marvel movies to have anything insightful or worthwhile to add about politics or life, lol.
 
Completely unlike what left-tards imagine, there is healthy debates and amicable disagreements among the right-wing talking heads (B. J. Gray's video)
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As a typical liberal, Bobby has trouble defining "woman". Don't blame him; he is not a biologist.
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The big fat chicken then deleted the offending tweet due to popular demand.

Greenwald refuses to yes-man Joe Biden, a foul demented ghoul who made deaths of young children a political issue.
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More from Texas:
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Transsexualism is science; anti-trans is the religion of Ricky Gervais, atheist.
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Autists have difficulty parsing the understatement rhetoric.
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