"Having all the most good and correct politics"
Heh, so do I. I loved those oddball parodies from the old days, like where it's a Star Trek (TOS, natch) or The Man from U.N.C.L.E. parody with the Archie cast. Or when they were all superheroes, or that one surreal comic where Mr. Lodge was trying to find who put footprints on his walls while a walking suit of armor sold plot synopses to characters who'd been absent the first few pages.
I was gonna say that Bob was full of shit because I highly doubt he's socially apt enough to even score pot, but then I looked it up and it's been legal in Massachusetts since 2016.
Oh shut the fuck up, Bob. You did not live through "Nazis and a plague," you lived through a few years of a president you didn't like and a coof that only hurt deathfats. You're probably more nostalgic for the Obama years because it was the last time you were remotely relevant, and now that you've spent years getting increasingly assblasted over politics, you're shooing away most of what remains of your meager fanbase, until all that's left is a tiny core of sycophants.
You'd almost wonder if this were Bobby having a momentary bout of self-reflection, realizing that his constant politisperging is alienating him from everyone around him, that Twitter likes are no substitute for meaningful relationships, that he's driving himself to a lonely existence where all he does is shout into the void all day.
Shades off: "Moviebob: 'I'm a «don't ban women's health care» guy..."
Good estimate there, but I'd've figured Moviebob was getting dumb well before 2015.
Can't be any worse than Kamala Harris will inevitably be... right?
But America doesn't have a potato-based economy. If America did, Moviebob would be on a strict french fry diet.
Maybe my memory's shot, but hasn't Moviebob been advocating for a civil war since Führer Hillary lost?
How about we put Moviebob on a rocket for a one-way trip to the sun? Bob wins two ways in that scenario: Not only does Moviebob get the rocket trip he EARNED, but we also get rid of one obsolete white humanoid.
I sure as fuck don't!
...and properly educated.
Moviebob: "...I've worked so hard to maintain MY authentic persona: Having the [...] correct politics..."
He's not lying when he says he's being authentic; after all, in his memoir, he's admitted to being an unlikable douche. The only thing he's lying about is working hard. He's never worked hard at anything in his life.
Love triangles in a storytelling sense are there to create a sense of suspension, drama, and tension between the characters. To keep the audience guessing at who will end up with who, Well excecuted in a serial setting you can drag this crap on for years to much success.
As if you could convince the coombrained.
It is the tard wrangler's fault for not aborting that clump of cells.
'Delusional' is the word I would choose to describe Bob if I could only use one.
My guess is that Bob never had the option to have friends. His extreme nasty streak has likely always come out in his interactions with people even if he bothered to try to hide it. He tries to pretend that being as nasty in his public interactions as he is in his heart is a choice, but he's not the kind of person who could hide it if he wanted to.
also he still thinks he has friends.
Precisely. Bob has been mentally stuck on his early teens since fucking forever, this fucker will be a geezer, unaware of where he is or what day it is, and after all these years he will still be bitching about shit that happened fucking decades ago, about people that probably don't even remember who he is. The problem isn't even his appearance, he isn't deformed or anything, and with a good diet he could look normal even at his age, the problem is his personality: Bob is an awful, awful person, deeply unpleasant to be around and an abusive asshole that shows his true colors the second you disagree with him about anything, labeling you as subhuman, brainless and unworthy of rights. If Bob were alive in the 30's, he would be a card carrying member of the Nazi Party, and probably one of those guys that still wear the old uniforms long after their flag ceased to be, his mindset works on the same premises of tribalism, dehumanization of the "undesirables" and a warped futurism that justifies the horrors defended by the ideology!
If he has any "friends", they are his fellow Short Bus Crew members (including a very infamous pile of horseshit) and Chris' friends. This guy is always high on his ego and being a colossal asshole to complete strangers, it wouldn't surprise me if he acted like a fucking Ogre to service staff and the like when outside his Basement Cave. If someone acts like a deeply unpleasant person at every other interaction, odds are they are just like that in real life!
Pertinent question from KitTortuga here: Other than a small wall that was constructed out of a couple hundred or so empty soda and beer cans... Moviebob has built nothing. Absolutely nothing.
Moviebob doesn't understand what a journalist is supposed to be. A journalist is someone who is supposed to provide the truth, no espouse opinions (and it bears repeating that Moviebob is no journalist).
And I refer to Moviebob as a dork because Bob is both unintelligent and completely unlikable.
David Crane needs a better representative.
I regret my previous statement suggesting that Moviebob has the intellectual hard drive capacity of a potato chip. Moviebob has the intellectual hard drive capacity of a cow chip.
Yet another mass-report-worthy tweet written by Moviebob's hands.
Since when is Moviebob not an angry lunatic?
I really, REALLY wanna know who's declaring/enforcing these embargoes/NDA's Bob keeps referring to.
Bob, the only thing that's "yours" is the shit under your fingernails. So would you kindly, shut that fuckin' noise socket you call a mouth.
