Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
It's not Americans bro it's just Ralph. I do fine and I've been to countries where they would van the Ragepig and sell his fucking organs (if they were worth anything when you scrape the cholesterol off) or put him on fucking Liveleak, but thats because I don't fuck with the locals.
Ralphs big mouth and wigger attitude would get him a beatdown in the fucking Vatican, he's just a cunt and he asks for trouble.
Ralph hollering on the floor getting the shit kicked out of him by Swiss Guard in full ceremonial armor is a hilarious mental image. Even funnier if you add in some cardinals joining in, or Papa Franky himself curb stomping him too.
 
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You're all really fucking stupid if you think this is an L for Ralph. The master tactician planned to get beat as badly as possible and look completely defenseless and pathetic ON PURPOSE to make the charges against his aggressors even more severe. AND now any boxing promoter will see he's completely unable to defend himself and will not agree to let him on a card.

Double win. Master stroke.
 
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