Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[I_Am_GamerGate]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLU63UboBoQ

COG admitting he is going to Portugal with a friend with the expressed intent of beating up Ethan ralph

Why is Mersh speaking with a British accent?

 

[LennyBards]

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Why did everyone jump to believing that Ethan would be telling the truth this time that Cog was arrested? He has to make this a win somehow.

 

[Creep3r]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.
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Spoiler: 8 minutes, including him walking around

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Real classy power poses there Ralph.

A truly tragic Guntsday.

 

[Spunt]

Thumping people in the street may be the only thing us Anglos are any good at any more, but by Jove we're really fucking good at it.

 

[Snusmumriken]

To the ER Ralph goes... again.
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I suspect he won't be getting away scot free from this though, legally speaking.

Portukiwis help me out: are the laws similar in Portugal where if you are an adult of sound mind and are refusing medical attention, EMS can’t make you go to the hospital?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph's suspended sentence shit doesn't apply to overseas, I assume?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Amazing how tiny his legs are compared to that belly.

Arms and legs have withered away to rudiments. He stays up by way of gas build-up in the gunt. He propels himself forward with farts stored in his large frontbutt. It looks like he's walking but he's floating with style.

Prove me wrong

 

[Oxous]

GUNT PRESSING CHARGES

 

[Procrastinhater]

I wasn't thinking about the suspended sentence. What I suspect might happen is they'll get tipped off by Cog and his friend about the stream, watch it, and then Ralph might get in trouble since he started the fight and didn't de-escalate. But who knows how Lisbon cops handle this shit?

I'll think they'll be fine. Ralph started it, and they tried to walk away and he kept coming after them, Cogs manlet bodyguard didnt really hurt the Gunt, he just shoved him around a little.
It's not like the Moroccans that slapped him cross eyed.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I almost feel sorry for the sad, obese, angry little man. Ralph just looks so pathetic and pitiful laying on the ground with his Gunt hanging out. Then I remember he’s a foul nasty piece of shit that richly deserves his every humiliation. His persona required him to rage pig upon the mere sight of Cog giggling at him IRL.

Before the fight happened I was writing a post about how sad it is that Ralph had to take his chat on vacation with him, instead of his family or friends. He couldn’t even get the fuck off the internet for his own good for one week. Glad to see IRL streaming worked out so well for him.

 

[BiggerChungus]

On one hand it'd be nice if getting the shit kicked out of him would knock some sense into Ralph and make him change his life. On the other hand he rightfully gets the shit kicked out of him so hard that he's probably got brain damage by now on top of crippling retardation and it's only gonna get worse.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

After watching the Portugal beatdown 2.0, I can say with absolute certainty that Ethan doesn't stand a chance against Warski.

I predict Warski will take it easy on him to try and make the fight more dramatic for the pay-per-view audience and Ethan will still topple over after nearly every blow. Like, imagine the frustration of Mike Tyson being told to draw out a fight with a 5-year-old and not KO them in the first 30 seconds.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

Purest kino.

 

[Barbarus]

Portukiwis help me out: are the laws similar in Portugal where if you are an adult of sound mind and are refusing medical attention, EMS can’t make you go to the hospital?

Correct unless under arrest with life threatening injury.

 

[Retink]

So how long do you expect it to be before Gunt flies out to Portugal for round three?

 

[Agathor Johns]

How kind of Cog to give Ralph free training before the big fight!

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Just imagine how often he got his ass beat and worse in prison

 

[Polyboros2]

I like how Ralph clearly has no idea what to do in a fight and always just flails around like a beached whale.

He's definitely the tank in a party, fist fly and they just can't seem to miss his face. Every fight, even the first Portugal we didn't see but the results of.

Shame he doesn't have the stats to keep on his feet though.

 

[please]

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Why does it all go to one spot like that, what diet/physical plan do you need to get a second set of nuts