Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
To the ER Ralph goes... again.
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I suspect he won't be getting away scot free from this though, legally speaking.
 
I am torn here, I fucking hate a-logs who follow cows in real life and try to fuck with them, on the other hand it is funny and pathetic how he goes to the ground IMMEDIATELY with gunt flapping around.
Ralph did this shit with CWC when he got arrested so I guess he gets what he deserves
 
He squared up to Cog's Norf FC bodyguard at least three times and got his fat ass knocked down every time :story: , thanks to Cog we now have a pretty accurate indication of how Ralph got his shit kicked in the first time round, chances are they simply pushed his fat body on the floor and beat him down. Im sure he was honest about carrying on far more than is reasonably possible.
 
Instigation does not mean confrontation. Gunt charged at Cog, Cog simply pushed him back and told him to fuck off. Gunt being a massive masochist and egomaniac tried to instigate more, and got stamped a few times. He kept going and going to delay their departure until cops show up.
I think it's more that "human suffering" is a phenomenon that exists on this planet. Whether it's ralph, or Cog, or you or me, it's real. And sometimes you can just feel it in an image.

The image of Ralph with the middle fingers, fat out, bleeding in the street, that's an image that resonates deeply with me. It's modern art. That shit could go in a fucking exhibit right now in some Portugese exhibition.

As disgusting as it is, as goofy as those white socks and purse are, whatever sins Ralph has done in his life, there is something almost beautiful about those middle fingers and the sheer defiance of saying, "I am here, I am grotesque, I am bleeding, my fat is rolling around in the street, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks."

It truly speaks to the human condition.
 
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