Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

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What will happen?

  • Nothing but 5-star days, a-logs BTFO stay mad.

    Votes: 272 24.9%
  • Beaten by another pimp of underage hookers. Purse and zirconia ring stolen.

    Votes: 251 23.0%
  • Monkeypox from gay pride parade.

    Votes: 143 13.1%
  • Arrested.

    Votes: 142 13.0%
  • Return to find out that his horse galloped away with ReRollRozy.

    Votes: 119 10.9%
  • 2-5.

    Votes: 164 15.0%

  • Total voters
    1,091
  • Poll closed .
Bets on if Amanda is laughing her ass off right now? Gunt better get on her Twitter account to write about how her, Rozy and Harry were all watching the stream and definitely think Ralph won.

To be honest, this might all actually work out in Ralph's favor. The video the two recorded was their attempt to look innocent but it just incriminates them more.
Incriminates? What do you think is going to happen? Cops don’t give a fuck. They sent Cog on his way after a few questions, the fat American got another trip to a Portuguese hospital. He will probably never get approved for travel insurance to Portugal again.

So Ralph got humiliated and beat in Portugal, again, and now Cog and his buddy are going to enjoy some beer, food and sun in Lisbon celebrating a job well done before flying back home.

I’ll give this to Cog’s donators - they got their money worth for funding his little Gunt hunting trip.
Cog is an absolute nobody. But this is... This is just something else. What a welcome surprise when I woke up today
He saw how everybody Gunt attacks rockets to success and decided to go for a big bite of that apple. Worked out well for him and us.
 
The real question here is will Pantsu finally leave after this? This dude is leaving his kid behind to go to foreign countries to get his ass beat and smoke cigars. Surely she isn't there when he gets home.
She has the same out Faith does, despite being older. She has her family up in New York, and God forbid her parents do any sort of keeping up on what their daughter and her baby daddy do. I'm not saying Mama and Papa Pantsu are gonna go full Vickers, but they no doubt can point out that this isn't the best environment to raise a daughter, who Pantsu needs to focus on more than anything now.

Also... More like Five Star Daze.
 
Video appears to depict to me, Ethan attempting to start a fight, making contact first to instigate the fight, then getting his fat ass stomped in fight he instigated. When the streamers defending themselves from Ethan's attempted assault attempt to escape from him he follows and attempts to instigate another fight, same result ensuing. This goes on for two more cycles. So four attempted instances of assault turned away by who Ethan attempted to perpetrate them on in self defense each time. Better learn to swallow your tongue in public instead of asking for an ass beating in the future, but learning is impossible for a genetic dead end like Ralph.
 
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Now all we need is for Ralph to go to the Gambia and get his shit kicked in by curious locals hoping his white gunt is full of candy.
If Ralph is ever stupid enough to go to The Gambia, they'll just end up giving him the tire necklace when the underage kid decides she doesn't want to be raped by the gunt.
 
I'm not sure of the legality of knuckledusters in Portugal or the UK. So, assuming they are illegal, how the fuck would he get those through international customs?
Well, he could have just got them there in Portugal.

But that Cog and Dr. Eggman were patted down by the cops and they didn't find any weapons leads further credence to the idea that Ralph is just lying.

I mean, we all know how thin Ralph's skin is. There shouldn't be any surprise it could get cut open with a swift knuckle.
 
>drops piece of tech in lisbon
>immediately picked up

wow, Portugal really is kinda like an eastern European country in all but geography.
People don't steal in eastern Europe unless they are Romanian gypsies. Western and southern Europe like Spain, Portugal, and Italy are the countries that are infamous for having people stealing shit.

If you get to know people there, you will quickly realize that they do it impulsively almost like it's part of their culture.
 
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