Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Paranoia Machine]

Next fight needs to be against @Null .
Do it, supreme leader. The odds are in your favor

 

[Barbarus]

Ralph has turned into Drachenlord. Alogs are starting to follow him and mess with him.

He was warned countless times this will be the outcome, its only the start.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

ARREST HIM! ARREST HIM! CALL THE POLICE!!!!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ok, ok honestly how many stars would you rate this day for ralph?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Bets on if Amanda is laughing her ass off right now? Gunt better get on her Twitter account to write about how her, Rozy and Harry were all watching the stream and definitely think Ralph won.

To be honest, this might all actually work out in Ralph's favor. The video the two recorded was their attempt to look innocent but it just incriminates them more.

Incriminates? What do you think is going to happen? Cops don’t give a fuck. They sent Cog on his way after a few questions, the fat American got another trip to a Portuguese hospital. He will probably never get approved for travel insurance to Portugal again.

So Ralph got humiliated and beat in Portugal, again, and now Cog and his buddy are going to enjoy some beer, food and sun in Lisbon celebrating a job well done before flying back home.

I’ll give this to Cog’s donators - they got their money worth for funding his little Gunt hunting trip.

Cog is an absolute nobody. But this is... This is just something else. What a welcome surprise when I woke up today

He saw how everybody Gunt attacks rockets to success and decided to go for a big bite of that apple. Worked out well for him and us.

 

[Kheapathic]

The real question here is will Pantsu finally leave after this? This dude is leaving his kid behind to go to foreign countries to get his ass beat and smoke cigars. Surely she isn't there when he gets home.

She has the same out Faith does, despite being older. She has her family up in New York, and God forbid her parents do any sort of keeping up on what their daughter and her baby daddy do. I'm not saying Mama and Papa Pantsu are gonna go full Vickers, but they no doubt can point out that this isn't the best environment to raise a daughter, who Pantsu needs to focus on more than anything now.

Also... More like Five Star Daze.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Video appears to depict to me, Ethan attempting to start a fight, making contact first to instigate the fight, then getting his fat ass stomped in fight he instigated. When the streamers defending themselves from Ethan's attempted assault attempt to escape from him he follows and attempts to instigate another fight, same result ensuing. This goes on for two more cycles. So four attempted instances of assault turned away by who Ethan attempted to perpetrate them on in self defense each time. Better learn to swallow your tongue in public instead of asking for an ass beating in the future, but learning is impossible for a genetic dead end like Ralph.

 

[LennyBards]

F I V E S T A R D A Y Z

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Easterling]

Ralph's life has turned into a Yakuza game, hes just gonna be waddling around and getting attacked by random people now.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

Now all we need is for Ralph to go to the Gambia and get his shit kicked in by curious locals hoping his white gunt is full of candy.

If Ralph is ever stupid enough to go to The Gambia, they'll just end up giving him the tire necklace when the underage kid decides she doesn't want to be raped by the gunt.

 

[Least Concern]

I'm not sure of the legality of knuckledusters in Portugal or the UK. So, assuming they are illegal, how the fuck would he get those through international customs?

Well, he could have just got them there in Portugal.

But that Cog and Dr. Eggman were patted down by the cops and they didn't find any weapons leads further credence to the idea that Ralph is just lying.

I mean, we all know how thin Ralph's skin is. There shouldn't be any surprise it could get cut open with a swift knuckle.

 

[sneedpest]

Another edit this time from /pol/

 

[Armadillo]

archive

 

[Daily Affirmation]

Now all we need is for Ralph to go to the Gambia and get his shit kicked in by curious locals hoping his white gunt is full of candy.

He really is a womanly pussy if he doesn't go to Gambia and get his phone back and eat as much bushmeat as possible.

 

[CYKA RUSH B]

I'm just leaving Cog stream's archive here, just in case.

Compressed, just the fight.

Presented in Gunt-O-Vision™ HD Super Resolution™

 

[Epic Fail Man]

>drops piece of tech in lisbon
>immediately picked up

wow, Portugal really is kinda like an eastern European country in all but geography.

People don't steal in eastern Europe unless they are Romanian gypsies. Western and southern Europe like Spain, Portugal, and Italy are the countries that are infamous for having people stealing shit.

If you get to know people there, you will quickly realize that they do it impulsively almost like it's part of their culture.

 

[Barbarus]

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Yes Ralph, because the Police are going to allow the guys they let off free after smashing a citizens head while on holiday then allow someone INVOLVED in the fight in close distance to an injured party during the fight

Actual lmao

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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when the fuck did they assault a woman? Does he forget it's on tape?

 

[TherapyMan]

The whole time I was watching for either Ralph or Cog's friend to get struck by a passing car due to the narrowness of that street plus all the honking.