Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[Smarty Pants]

People don't steal in eastern Europe unless they are Romanian gypsies. Western and southern Europe like Spain, Portugal, and Italy are the countries that are infamous for having people stealing shit.

Roma =/= Romanian but the rest is true.

 

[Desktop User2]

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The police would not release them, specially with a WAHMAN involved. He will take some sneaky shot of a random woman at the emergency room and claim she was the one.

 

[Fools Idol]

They should sell the shirt with Ralph's blood stains.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Ok, ok honestly how many stars would you rate this day for ralph?

Ummm, nine?

 

[A Log In D Tractor]

The way he just sits on the ground, he looks like a baby in diaper.

He's always reminded me of this guy, especially when he is trying to get up after first being gunted

 

[Fuzhou]

They should sell the shirt with Ralph's blood stains.

Do you want AIDS? because THAT is how you get AIDS.

 

[Hüftpriester]

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Too bad Ralph is such a bitch a random Portuguese woman felt the need to intervene on his behalf. He's reaching levels of cope that shouldn't be possible.

 

[Squirrelcop]

HE IS DEAD
WRAPPED IN FRYING OIL

 

[Auntie Fester]

I'm convinced Ralph is just a character being played by DSP at this point.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Ok, ok honestly how many stars would you rate this day for ralph?

At least 5 stars, that's all he fucks with.

 

[Dandy]

Part 2! Gunted and rekt.

Edit: resize image.

 

[PickwickPub]

How did this guy make it through school in West Memphis, Arkansas? Comparable to Gambia in demographics, crime and standard of living, it's a miracle someone so weak and vulnerable could make it. He didn't even bother defending himself

 

[Bureido]

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

They should sell the shirt with Ralph's blood stains.

We could clone a whole Guntassic Park

 

[eaglesfan665]

this nigger has a death wish

 

[Nick Gars]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my fucking god Ethan, I fucking knew it, as soon as I heard you flew out to Portugal again, I knew you were going to get your ass beat again. You always deliver litt--... Big buddy. You are the gift that never stops giving.


2:10 in the front page linked vid, listen to him
He's trying to growl and say "yeah" as a threat while backing away like a scared puppy. It's so pathetic that it's almost poetic.

 

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Did Ethan Ralph ever pay for his treatment when his face got smashed the last time he was in Portugal? Or did he flee the country before the bill was rendered?

Hopefully he got admitted to the same hospital. Who knows, he may get beaten up again by the hospital staff.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

HA! TWOFERTWO!

*goes back to humming "Gunty Goes Back To Port'gal".

 

[please]

>Cog's Champion

Probably the funniest I've heard, although I don't want to encourage this type of goofy behavior, despite the hilarity of it

 

[Desktop User2]

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zero brass knuckles...